Random, irrelevant, and funny rpg moments.

[yellowdingo]

We were playing the old Pyramid of the Pharoh? Adventure.

Spoiler:

A Paladin-Cavalier in the group is moving down a corridor that dead ends at a huge statue when he causes the floor to give way.

At this moment I burst out laughing because I found the idea of being led to our doom funny. it put the Paladin's player at odds with me from then on. He later killed my cleric when I refused to hand over the gem. I had this sudden Idea that he was in fact an Anti Paladin.

[Yucale]

Well, we were playing Rifts again and my sister was making fun of the GM. the discussion went something like this...

Melody(my sis. using the name of her character); what's your problem, anyway? (to the GM)
me; his problem is his IQ score is higher than 1! (yeah, I know it was out-of-game and my comeback was sorta lame)
GM; who? (completely confused. and he had been sitting there for the whole time. my and my sister started laughing)

In my Pathfinder campaign the CE PC who later left the group to become a villain rejoined the group after stealing tons of stuff from the blacksmith in the village. first, the NPC who is guiding the group rolls 1 on a Perception check when his informant said that there was a sale in a way that was pretty obvious she was hiding something. And when the villain came back, he rolled another 1. It was dismal... that's gonna come back and get them some time (evil grin).

[Kratzee]

Just take a look at this pbp, and pay special attention to how many times everyone misses with their crossbows.