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But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Should I eat my cheesecake now or later?Now. It's always better to eat it now, as we don't know what will happen in the next hour. I'd hate for an asteroid to hit your home and on your way to Heaven think "Damn, I really wanted that cheesecake!". :D
Yup! And a buncha virgins to feed it to you!
At least they start out virgins..... :P
Having actually ignored the entire thing, what exactly is the Blanket of Comfort, and do I really want to know?Sadly the item I didn't enter. Basically it is an enchanted blanket that when a lonely person lays under it, it transforms into a willing partner of the appropriate gender.
David, is there something you need to tell us? Is Ruth hogging all the covers at night? ;)
I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
Don't you have to get married first?
shadowing.
Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.
I ain't afraid of no ghost post.
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D'oh! I knew I was forgetting someting....Psst... did you remember to Ridex her body when you two were done with her?Shhhh...we don't talk about that. We just cover it up.....For a second I thought this said "What did you do with the intern?"
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You know if you wern't so cheap you woulda sprung for a pro. A hooker or a hitman wouldn't have set you back all that much.
I only charge $1000 per vic...
But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
All the pecan sandies and walnut brownies you can eat!!!
Darn skippy!
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I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
But what do you do when you get hitched just to discover the two of you aren't sexualy compatable? ;)
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** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
What about the train pulled by the team of moose?
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** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
But what about those tickets I bought on Priceline.com?
But what do you do when you get hitched just to discover the two of you aren't sexualy compatable? ;)I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
Are you tring to indicate that I don't know about the third gender?
I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
I think you're repressed; you just need to get it over with or save up your money by not buying blu-crack or Paizo; get a mailorder bride from Eastern Europe. :P
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Are you tring to indicate that I don't know about the third gender?But what do you do when you get hitched just to discover the two of you aren't sexualy compatable? ;)I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
I would hope you'd notice any strange bulges before it got that far. :D
But what do you do when you get hitched just to discover the two of you aren't sexualy compatable? ;)
+1 I'm a believer of the try before you sign the dotted line.
** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
Well since you are atheist you are entitled to that point of view. I just don't know how to properly reply to it.
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** spoiler omitted **I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
[Bill Clinton] Ah did NOT have sexshul relations with that woman.[/Bill Clinton]
What about the train pulled by the team of moose?** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
They go through a Stargate. DUH!
But what about those tickets I bought on Priceline.com?** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
Shatner's a whore and needed your money. DUH!
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Well since you are atheist you are entitled to that point of view. I just don't know how to properly reply to it.** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
TAD, Urizen's religious beliefs are of no bearing here. You guys play nice now.
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Shatner's a whore and needed your money. DUH!But what about those tickets I bought on Priceline.com?** spoiler omitted **But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.
I wondered why the new comercials had him saying " Me... love....you... longtime." :D
I shouldn't watch the train wreck, but I can not help it.
Left the obligatory snark.
** spoiler omitted **I do belive in marraige before sex, but that doesn't mean I believe in marriage before [fore]play.Don't you have to get married first?I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
I don't think that would fly well with my mom. Plus, when I take, it will be for life. I'd rather die than divorce.
TAD, Urizen's religious beliefs are of no bearing here. You guys play nice now.
I'm doing my absolute best to play nice. When it comes to poltical and religious views, I usually know better and keep my mouth shut since it spark a flame otherwise.
I said peanuts.
I wondered why the new comercials had him saying " Me... love....you... longtime." :D
Haven't seen that one yet. Can't wait to watch ST:TOS on Blu.
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Hey Taig! Did just post the same thing twice?Don't you have a species of deer to exterminate? :)
Not just exterminate: I'll have someone film their deaths so I can watch over and over. Then I'll have all the heads mounted by a taxidermist, and put all over the walls of my inner sanctum, so I can talk to them in the evening and get secret whispers from them.
Will you be bragging to your friends next to a Ford truck or a Chevy truck?
heh heh...you said peanuts.I said peanuts.
Were they tiny?
Well since you are atheist you are entitled to that point of view. I just don't know how to properly reply to it.
But seriously...pay attention to what books I post on my FB page and you'll be surprised what I read. I make a habit of posting each book I'm reading just to catch people by surprise. ;)
They're Moorluck's. :/
[Bill Clinton] Ah did NOT have sexshul relations with that woman.[/Bill Clinton]
People give Monica too much flack. Heck, I'd let her smoke the cigar. Feed it like it's cake. :P