Uhm...yeah I am thinking I will FIRE anyone who does stupid crap like that. But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)How about product demonstration days? ;)
Heh...NO!
But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)You speak craziness!
I know its unheard of and this whole new aged concept thing...but I think it may work out well. ;)
Madness for top of page/
Which demands soliloquy sage/
Also, interest in riddles and rhymes it will gauge/
For such tropes, if overdone, grow boorish with age
Good morning, everyone. I hope you're having a good one.
Heh...NO!
But what if the customer wants to buy something but is clueless as to how to use the device? You have to do what you can to make the sale, right? Right? The customer's always right. :P
Heh...NO!Uhm...yeah I am thinking I will FIRE anyone who does stupid crap like that. But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)How about product demonstration days? ;)
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Heh...NO!Uhm...yeah I am thinking I will FIRE anyone who does stupid crap like that. But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)How about product demonstration days? ;)
Actually, I think Urizen was just volunteering...
Madness for top of page/
Which demands soliloquy sage/
Also, interest in riddles and rhymes it will gauge/
For such tropes, if overdone, grow boorish with age
I don't know why, but I want to headbang to this. \m/
Actually, I think Urizen was just volunteering...Heh...NO!Uhm...yeah I am thinking I will FIRE anyone who does stupid crap like that. But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)How about product demonstration days? ;)
Well, if I had the right tools and anatomy, I just might. More exciting than donating plasma.
Heh...NO!But what if the customer wants to buy something but is clueless as to how to use the device? You have to do what you can to make the sale, right? Right? The customer's always right. :P
This is why we have a book that all the employees read about the toys and teh types there are and the materials they are made out of. And you are encouraged to throw in some batteries and show them the toy, but as for demo's.....still gonna go with no. I am pretty sure that you have to have some sort of special permit for that that the boss isn't going to go out of his way to percure. ;)
Actually, I think Urizen was just volunteering...Heh...NO!Uhm...yeah I am thinking I will FIRE anyone who does stupid crap like that. But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)How about product demonstration days? ;)
Again....I worry over the whole permit/legal issue. ;)
The lease is legal o the 1st of Feb. Sooooo I am assuming that next week will be my last week at the old store. We will have my store open before Valentine's day. :)So, what's going to be the policy on lap dances at your new store? ;P
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Heh...NO!Uhm...yeah I am thinking I will FIRE anyone who does stupid crap like that. But I will also actually clean and put away stock and work an evening or two. You know....all the stuff I expect my employees to do. ;)How about product demonstration days? ;)
Awwww....its ok. I am sure you can find a special someone to give you a private demonstration. :)
This is why we have a book that all the employees read about the toys and teh types there are and the materials they are made out of. And you are encouraged to throw in some batteries and show them the toy, but as for demo's.....still gonna go with no. I am pretty sure that you have to have some sort of special permit for that that the boss isn't going to go out of his way to percure. ;)
Do you have a return policy if I try it and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong and trade it for something else? ;)
Awwww....its ok. I am sure you can find a special someone to give you a private demonstration. :)
<butthead>
Huhuhuh Huh Huh Huh ... she said private
</butthead>
This is why we have a book that all the employees read about the toys and teh types there are and the materials they are made out of. And you are encouraged to throw in some batteries and show them the toy, but as for demo's.....still gonna go with no. I am pretty sure that you have to have some sort of special permit for that that the boss isn't going to go out of his way to percure. ;)Do you have a return policy if I try it and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong and trade it for SOMEONE else? ;)
Fixed.
Awwww....its ok. I am sure you can find a special someone to give you a private demonstration. :)<butthead>
Huhuhuh Huh Huh Huh ... she said private
</butthead>
<beavis>
Heheheheheh. Yeah. Private. Heheheheheheh.</beavis>
Do you have a return policy if I try it and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong and trade it for SOMEONE else? ;)Fixed.
Hahaha... a sure way to get myself in trouble here at home. Then I'd really resemble my avatar. :P
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Hahaha... a sure way to get myself in trouble here at home. Then I'd really resemble my avatar. :PDo you have a return policy if I try it and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong and trade it for SOMEONE else? ;)Fixed.
Nope your avvy doesnt have any red for all the blood pouring out of your nose.:P
Nope your avvy doesnt have any red for all the blood pouring out of your nose.:P
Then I should be an american flag. bloody nose, blue balls, and the rest of the skin vitiligo white as I've been drained of life.
This is why we have a book that all the employees read about the toys and teh types there are and the materials they are made out of. And you are encouraged to throw in some batteries and show them the toy, but as for demo's.....still gonna go with no. I am pretty sure that you have to have some sort of special permit for that that the boss isn't going to go out of his way to percure. ;)Do you have a return policy if I try it and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong and trade it for something else? ;)
Yeah....NO!
Nope your avvy doesnt have any red for all the blood pouring out of your nose.:PHahaha... a sure way to get myself in trouble here at home. Then I'd really resemble my avatar. :PDo you have a return policy if I try it and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong and trade it for SOMEONE else? ;)Fixed.
I'd post a link to a HILARIOUS webcomic that is revelant to this, but that would against the terms of service at this site.
Yeah....NO!
But it short circuited and didn't work as advertised! I want to speak to your manager, young lady!
ROTFLMAO!
I'd post a link to a HILARIOUS webcomic that is revelant to this, but that would against the terms of service at this site.
Why? People post links all the time.
Yeah....NO!But it short circuited and didn't work as advertised! I want to speak to your manager, young lady!
I am the manager and as high up as you get mister. WE. DO. NOT. RETURN. TOYS!
You have stirred my patriotic spirit.Nope your avvy doesnt have any red for all the blood pouring out of your nose.:PThen I should be an american flag. bloody nose, blue balls, and the rest of the skin vitiligo white as I've been drained of life.
Red, white, and KABOOM!
I am the manager and as high up as you get mister. WE. DO. NOT. RETURN. TOYS!Yeah....NO!But it short circuited and didn't work as advertised! I want to speak to your manager, young lady!
IT. DOES. NOT. WORK! IT. IS. DEFECTIVE! I. DEMAND. INSTANT. GRATIFICATION! <taps, taps, taps>
Not sure if I'd be thrilled to see if my balls were literally blue.
At least yours wouldn't be from frost bite
I'd post a link to a HILARIOUS webcomic that is revelant to this, but that would against the terms of service at this site.Why? People post links all the time.
It has explicit nudity and depictions of sexual situations. I doubt Ms. Stevens would give me a pass on that, neither would my job.
It has explicit nudity and depictions of sexual situations. I doubt Ms. Stevens would give me a pass on that, neither would my job.I'd post a link to a HILARIOUS webcomic that is revelant to this, but that would against the terms of service at this site.Why? People post links all the time.
You have a FB acct? You have me insanely curious.
IT. DOES. NOT. WORK! IT. IS. DEFECTIVE! I. DEMAND. INSTANT. GRATIFICATION! <taps, taps, taps>I am the manager and as high up as you get mister. WE. DO. NOT. RETURN. TOYS!Yeah....NO!But it short circuited and didn't work as advertised! I want to speak to your manager, young lady!
~Pulls out taser~ Did I hear someone wanting instant gratification?
~Pulls out taser~ Did I hear someone wanting instant gratification?
Don't tase me, bro!
~Pulls out taser~ Did I hear someone wanting instant gratification?Don't tase me, bro!
Ok, I won't. ~throws taser over shoulder~
<Hits Urizen with broken table leg>
Take that!
Why are we beating up Urizen?
<Hits Urizen with broken table leg>
Take that!
Why are we beating up Urizen?
He demanded that Solnes new store give a return for a defective toy. and proceeded to demand instant gratification. I don't know about you but this is instantly pleasing to me, how about you?
Great, I'm going to be red, white, and bruised.
You know what this means?
He demanded that Solnes new store give a return for a defective toy. and proceeded to demand instant gratification. I don't know about you but this is instantly pleasing to me, how about you?<Hits Urizen with broken table leg>
Take that!
Why are we beating up Urizen?
Yeah, it's really cathartic.
<Kicks Urizen in the knee>
Great, I'm going to be red, white, and bruised.
You know what this means?
We won't be able to take advantage of the great Macy's Day sale?
*stabs Urizen with a knitting needle*
*shoots Callous Jack in the face*
Take that, Urizen!
Great, I'm going to be red, white, and bruised.
You know what this means?
We won't be able to take advantage of the great Macy's Day sale?
Coincidentally, my old man is the court liasion officer for Macy's. Don't steal from 'em. Or I'll ask that he tases you, bro.
Great, I'm going to be red, white, and bruised.
You know what this means?
I get a lifesize practice dummy for my muay thai?
~gives urizen a boot to the head~
*eggs Urizen*
Whee! This is fun!