a sword that can detect meal.Sweet! Most PCs seem to forget about feeding their horses and pack animals.
Sword is not a wondrous item ;<
I've totally got you beat with my Ten Gallon Hat.
It's a d% roll each day to figure out what they're gallons of.
I've totally got you beat with my Ten Gallon Hat.
It's a d% roll each day to figure out what they're gallons of.
I have a ten-gallon hat, but it's feeling five-gallons flat.
Here's my completely awesome idea for a weapon: a sword that can detect meal and what kind.
I hope nobody's done that before.
Well, finally, a halfling weapon that doesn't involve throwing rocks!
A Dagger of Triple Fudge Cake Slaying!
Particularly a nice weapon if it grants the wielder a CR (Calorie Reduction/Resistance?) of 500/Splenda.
(I suspect the original poster made a typo, and meant to type, "a sword that detects metal" -- but this idea is WAY more interesting...)
A Dagger of Triple Fudge Cake Slaying!
I don't need no stinking sword to kill a triple fudge cake!
A Dagger of Triple Fudge Cake Slaying!I don't need no stinking sword to kill a triple fudge cake!
A spork, then?
I've totally got you beat with my Ten Gallon Hat.
It's a d% roll each day to figure out what they're gallons of.
Is that really a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
A Dagger of Triple Fudge Cake Slaying!
I have it on good authority that the cake is a lie.
Awwww... up until I read your Super Star entries I thought my Spoon of Running pwned more than the fork!
A Dagger of Triple Fudge Cake Slaying!I have it on good authority that the cake is a lie.
What if it's just shadow conjured?
It could still be up to 60% as delicious as a fully-real cake then. And that's if you make your save.
A gun that shoots bees!
Adamantine Spork of Digging...Yah baby!!
A gun that shoots bees!
HEY! That's from Un Lun Don! heh
A gun that shoots bees!
A BB gun?
I've seen a cursed Robe of Blending which was rather painful.
How 'bout a Wand of Wonder Bread?
LOL - cursed Robe of Blending -- ouch.
How about a Wand of Melf's Minute Minotaurs? Nowhere near as effective but very, VERY funny. :)
How about a Wand of Melf's Minute Minotaurs? Nowhere near as effective but very, VERY funny. :)
Don't you mean Minitaurs?
Castle Greyhawk, already done...along with minionions of Set...Folding Gravyboat?
Hey... whatever happened to Melf's minute meteors, anyway? That was one of my favorite spells, back in the day. :P
Don't we already have a portable meal in a bag magic item? I think it's called the Bag of Tricks...
Silly Rabbit, Bag of Trix are for kids ... follow your nose, it always knows ... froot loops of spell storing.
Bring on the Ring of Indivisibility! It makes you immune to vorpal effects!
My sword can detect meal.
For I am a G*sh!
A gun that shoots bees!
I have one of those but the problem is you can only shoot 1 or 2 bees a round. By the time I get my sites on the next one the whole rest of the hive is after me for killing worker #45645 or some such.
How about a Wand of Melf's Minute Minotaurs? Nowhere near as effective but very, VERY funny. :)
Don't you mean Minitaurs?
Castle Greyhawk, already done...along with minionions of Set...Folding Gravyboat?
Okay, how about a scroll of 'Speak with Dad'?
My items called the Shamwow. That hasn't been done before, has it?
Does it work like dust of dryness and absorb great amounts of water that can later be released unsuspectingly on someone? Also, I'm unsure about the name. Sounds familiar. ;-P
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My item is called the Shamwow. That hasn't been done before, has it?Does it work like dust of dryness and absorb great amounts of water that can later be released unsuspectingly on someone? Also, I'm unsure about the name. Sounds familiar. ;-P
Very similar, but it also gives the user ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm and lustful appetites.
Very similar, but it also gives the user ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm and lustful appetites.
Well, I'm sold! You make the Top 32 two years in a row!
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What? Oh, you made the Top 8 last year and can't compete again this year? Bummer. :-[
I'm sure this would have won over the judges! ;-)
--Neil
I got this Ear Muffs of Peace wearer can't hear his wife or kids argueing in the kitchen/back seat/dinner table, whereever your wife and kids annoy you.
You may never take them off.
AHHH...peace and quiet.
Very similar, but it also gives the user ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm and lustful appetites.My item is called the Shamwow. That hasn't been done before, has it?Does it work like dust of dryness and absorb great amounts of water that can later be released unsuspectingly on someone? Also, I'm unsure about the name. Sounds familiar. ;-P
I think that's a consequence of being Vinceblessed, not a property of the item itself.
You're gonna love his nuts!
A hobbit of mine (we never use the term halfling) got one day as a reward for an adventure a magic pancake maker, shaped as a circular flat box, which was making pancakes AT WILL.
Open box, grab pancake, close the box, open the box again, new pancake, repeat.
He still had to spend a lot of money in maple syrup, but this wondrous item was his most precious treasure.
Were they always hot?
Sounds somewhat similar to the Rod of 20 Questions.
Mr. Fishy likes panckes.
Mr. Fishy once granted a wish for a fat free brownie of the GODS. It regenerated if you didn't eat it all.
If an idea is still in somebody's head, can you beat it with a stick?