Could someone help me post the signs on the walls? They are to remind people not to put anything on the walls.
I would, but I'm too busy writing the new policies that signs must be approved by everyone in upper management.
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ISO Quality Auditors will be sitting with all employees below management level for the week upcoming to review all job processes and make determinations on how to streamline workflow. All employees being audited must provide detailed processes in a step by step format and refrain from all meetings during the auditing process.
Management level employees are to attend a week-long meeting during the auditing process to discuss better implementation of workflow processes. There will be a week-long follow-up meeting scheduled for two weeks later to discuss the ISO Quality Auditors findings and discuss integration of their recommendations, which may overwrite much of the previous week's meeting implementations.
ISO Quality Auditors will be sitting with all employees below management level for the week upcoming to review all job processes and make determinations on how to streamline workflow. All employees being audited must provide detailed processes in a step by step format and refrain from all meetings during the auditing process.
Management level employees are to attend a week-long meeting during the auditing process to discuss better implementation of workflow processes. There will be a week-long follow-up meeting scheduled for two weeks later to discuss the ISO Quality Auditors findings and discuss integration of their recommendations, which may overwrite much of the previous week's meeting implementations.
Is that going to be ISO 9000 or ISO 14000? If it's the latter, I quit.
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Is that going to be ISO 9000 or ISO 14000? If it's the latter, I quit.ISO Quality Auditors will be sitting with all employees below management level for the week upcoming to review all job processes and make determinations on how to streamline workflow. All employees being audited must provide detailed processes in a step by step format and refrain from all meetings during the auditing process.
Management level employees are to attend a week-long meeting during the auditing process to discuss better implementation of workflow processes. There will be a week-long follow-up meeting scheduled for two weeks later to discuss the ISO Quality Auditors findings and discuss integration of their recommendations, which may overwrite much of the previous week's meeting implementations.
9000.
(another true thing that happened in my wife's job...comedy? Tragedy?)
