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Yeah I get what you're saying here. What you're saying is that you're so cool f@*$in penguins freeze solid in the motherf$$$in SALT water. You're so sweet f+!#in junior has a saccharine aneurysm whenever he topples the motherf~!+in cookie jar to get at you. You're so rad that you can even f+*$in ignore all your motherf+&&in colourblindness to say somethins RED.
You're so f~%#in chaotic f!#!in proteans don't f!+$in understand a f~%@in word you're sayin.
What the hell? I go on vacation for a few weeks and I come back and you're . . . giggling over Homestuck and talking to yourself? You are not cool. You're just a tool. A geek, you might say.
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Anyway I don't normally recount or even remember my dreams, but last night my dream was like a novel. It reminded me a lot of 1984, but apparently also with time travel? And it was the lame kind of time travel used in the Terminator movies (I think??? or that thing with Skaianet or whatever) and the Thomas Covenant books. I think. I don't really remember it because I woke up at five and was like, no way I can use that because of copyrights, and then went back to sleep and forgot.
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Aaaaaand there's the depression I know and love. I have banners and a cake and all sorts of stuff set up for him. S#+* says, "Welcome Home, Dude!"
Then he breaks down crying and hugs me. He drools a little on my shoulder, but I don't mind because we're FAMBLY>
How've you been, man?
"Oh, you know. I was away at Andrew Hussie's house. I thought real hard about coming home for Thanksgiving, but that guy is too hilarious! Unfortunately he's dead right now."
Really? F*#~. Well, it's good to have you back.
........Yeah...
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Yeah . . . I haven't been around much, have I? Stupid political threads gumming up the works with all their words. I was GOING to do a reread . . . but it looks like that's not happening for a while.
Exams next week! I skipped all my classes for today because the highs were in the forties and I did not want to have to ride home in a really thin jacket-sweater combo and jeans. And because they were just review sessions - and who cares about those?
Eh f%@* it this song is awesome and no one will get it. SO> LONLEY> But yeah I have finally (after two months!) decided which album to buy with my future-money: this one. It's perfect for my uses (that is, lots of relistening and casual listening), and quite outside the normal scope of Homestuck music.
I spent the whole day reading forums, essentially. I did a few dishes and baked a pie and did a bit of homework, but there were about sixteen solid hours of reading. F&#$.
Got a new favourite song. I discovered it a few hours ago, and I'm basically looping it. I'm not even sure if it's really that great out of context, so I won't bother linksys.
Oh yeah and my bro is reading something awesome. It's getting so that I don't remember the days when we each had our own comics and kept them separate and our sis was a tool who only read OotS.
We didn't end up dissecting fetal pigs! That was pretty coo. A crayfish, grasshopper, and starfish were mutilated, though. OH! SHNAP! HERE: [http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15835017]K{?UL|<<<IMPORTANT NON_MPSPA STUFF
Did you know starfish take many years to grow to the size you see them at on the rocks? DON" T F+#*IN KILL THE STARFISH CODDAMN IT> I'm afraid I was guilty of such a crime.
Also apparently diatoms and kelp are pretty f!%~in closely related (more than kelp to nori!). I f#@%ed that up on one of my assignments.
That's all the random s~#% I could pull up the top of my head for now. See you later, bro!*
*"bro" = Gark
Hey DA, what's up?
Working a lot and playing D&D, what else would I be doing during Christmastime?
We had one of the best games last night playing The Feast of Ravenmoor. I had had no sleep and had gotten done with work at 10 in the morning. I'd had almost no prep time during the week and wanted to call the game off, but my friend wasn't having any of it and insisted that I just "wing it". So, I took a nap, smoked some flayleaf and away we went. It was lots of fun, and maybe I'll post some of the details up on the product discussion page, but the friend who was insistent that I play passed out at around 11:30! In the fun tradition of f+#~ing with "he who passes out first," I decided that all kinds of nasty shiznit will occur to his character! Hee hee!
As for work: So, last summer, I was fighting with my boss about something (I don't even remember what) so I made a big stink and filed a bunch of grievances about seniority and overtime when he was assigning part-timers to cover full-timers' vacations. It was petty, but I was pissed and provoked a sit-down between the union brass and the company bigwigs. Anyway, we made some money, but unfortunately it brought the bosses' attention to a little-used article in the contract.
So, this peak, they're employing the language about offering full-time work to part-timers to get around from paying p-ters the customary overtime over 5 hours. We complained and had a sitdown and they smugly gloated that the contract works both ways. Smart-assed mo'fo's. Anyway, there's still tons of work to do and cash to be made, even if I am losing out on $/hr compared to last year.
I am bloodied, but unbowed. They think they can stick it to me just because I already stuck it to them? That's not how it works! Am already working on my devious plan to stick them back...
In all honest, and with no sarcasm at all, I can truly say I love my job!
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God DAAAAAAAAMN man.
You know how many posts I've deleted while reading through the "The Ways the Newt Gingrich" thread?
And then, after several days of no posts, you GO AND NECRO IT>
DAMN YOUR BRAZEN DISREGARD FRO AUTHORITY>
DAMN IT TO F!~%IN HELL>
Actually it could have been posted in more recently and I just didn't notice, but I saw the "one new post" thing at the end. And who made that post?
Someone with a name that looked suspiciously like "Burgomeister of Troll Town." (No glasses right now so I sorta skim s&%%.*)
I'm trying to get through so many threads right now, while also studying for a Chem final tomorrow morning! at 7:30 am.
*Oh yeah that reminds me. I really wanted to call some m$&$@*~%#+#&s out on being anti-language. USE THE FULL MOTHERF@$%IN LEXICON< F~#!ASSES> And don't assume people are MOTHERF%#@IN yelling OR hiding BEHIND s*%* like #$%@! Maybe I'll go post that tomorrow when I have less irons in the f*@&in fire.
SHEEEIT long post. All these
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enters. (WhOa fibonnaci or something!)
I'll come back and edit in a response to your response in a bit. It was important to call you out, though.
Umm? I'll get back!
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Umm? I'll get back!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Hey man. First rule of this thread: I'm an a*~@%~%. Fawtlians can fill you in if you want.
Second rule of this thread: I make all the posts. Aaaaaaaallllllll of them. This is basically my Chatterbox thread.
Thirde Rule of this thread: Is this the first time you've seen this? Really, just skip to the end and this post and say hi again. There are many bored hours put into this thread. (F%%$ need a pm thing or something for this. Really, it's a lot of b$@@%&$~.)
Rule the Fourth: Feast of Ravenmoor is the shiznit! I tried drawing up an adventure set in Ravenmoor for a two-player game, but then when I wrote myself into a corner and asked JJ for the intent of the hook in the campaign setting, he said that something was coming out soon so I kept checking the PFWiki but no one updated it and so I thought it had been delayed or something but now it's out and AWEOSME! I'm going to hint at it being a thing to get for me.
Yeah I guess that FADventure took too much of my time and I didn't get to edit this in. Just as well because it's getting pretty long and I've only read DA's first two lines.
Finished reading it and sorry about your loss of money and the battle. But the war goes on, aight? Good luck!
S$+* that was so much shorter than what I just wrote.
Umm? I'll get back!Ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Hey man. First rule of this thread: I'm an a!~&&+&. Fawtlians can fill you in if you want.
Second rule of this thread: I make all the posts. Aaaaaaaallllllll of them. This is basically my Chatterbox thread.
Thirde Rule of this thread: Is this the first time you've seen this? Really, just skip to the end and this post and say hi again. There are many bored hours put into this thread. (F+%& need a pm thing or something for this. Really, it's a lot of b%!$+@@&.)
Rule the Fourth: Feast of Ravenmoor is the shiznit! I tried drawing up an adventure set in Ravenmoor for a two-player game, but then when I wrote myself into a corner and asked JJ for the intent of the hook in the campaign setting, he said that something was coming out soon so I kept checking the PFWiki but no one updated it and so I thought it had been delayed or something but now it's out and AWEOSME! I'm going to hint at it being a thing to get for me.
Yeah I guess that FADventure took too much of my time and I didn't get to edit this in. Just as well because it's getting pretty long and I've only read DA's first two lines.
Finished reading it and sorry about your loss of money and the battle. But the war goes on, aight? Good luck!
S*%@ that was so much shorter than what I just wrote.
Umm WOW!
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DA, also necroing that thread makes me seem like a tool for favouriting so many of your posts?
BT maybe you should go play in your rational little FaWTL 6: Deep Throat was Evil and leave the KAOS/long posts/rambling/insanity to me/us/them.
Oh yeah.
This comic highlights the best pronoun:
THON AM GOING TO HAVE TO RESURRECT "ASK AM BARBARIAN" THREAD>
THON WILL BE AWESOME>
That aside, what's up with you, BT? Can I call you BT?
SNAP I always do.
DA, also necroing that thread makes me seem like a tool for favouriting so many of your posts?
BT maybe you should go play in your rational little FaWTL 6: Deep Throat was Evil and leave the KAOS/long posts/rambling/insanity to me/us/them.
Oh yeah.
This comic highlights the best pronoun:
Here you go.** spoiler omitted **
That aside, what's up with you, BT? Can I call you BT?
SNAP I always do.
Don't listen to him, BT. You can post here if you want.
You can't stop because I'm awesome. There was a thread around here somewhere that proved it.
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You can't stop because I'm awesome. There was a thread around here somewhere that proved it.
lawl
here is a scientific test of you
being "awesome"
survey says
00000000000010
the one is you
the zeroes are not you
survay sez you are not awesome because the % of 1 out of like 12 is less than 10%
SCIENCE
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F#*$ am I really just imagining the years previous when conservatives ruled the political threads? When I only saw Xabulba on the liberal side?
AAAAA mindception.
Anyway . . . I should get some rest soon. Just gonna finish listening to "Cascade" and then "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Acapella Version)" (Eddie Morton ftw!). Gotta get through this motherf#@!in album. TEST
T"MORRA
WOO!
(7:30-9:20 am)
I am so prepared. I am the Head Protean of Preparedness. Which reminds me. If you have a chaotic brain/personality but act very lawfully, are you chaotic or lawful? Bad example: an OCD ADD person. They do exist. I'll post about it tomorrow OH WAIT I've got s$#* to do then. Well, whenever. This exam week is turning out to be way harder than I thought.
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See, now these new rules? They f@!+in suck. Any time I'm not intending to be a jerk (f&&* tonnes of swearing, self-deprecation via aliases, joking "F&%! you"s to "friends," etc.), but seem like it, I will get banned or whatever. Oh well. Until then, I'll be around. (Probably my next warning I'm leaving, though. I'm getting kind of tired of juggling two fandoms. Especially when one knows nothing about the other, and the other is awesome and contains fans of one. So . . . preemptive goodbye I guess when I get bored on these forums and start looking for trouble.)
(Also what happened to that PG-13 rating?????)
Hmmm. How many warnings have you received?
I find it a little strange, because I've never received a warning. Or if I did, it ended up in my junk e-mail folder and I never saw it!
Clean up your act, Gark! Don't play in to society's racist expectations of how goblins should behave! Rise above!
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Hmmm. How many warnings have you received?
I find it a little strange, because I've never received a warning. Or if I did, it ended up in my junk e-mail folder and I never saw it!
Clean up your act, Gark! Don't play in to society's racist expectations of how goblins should behave! Rise above!
Actually only like two (one for my awesome spree of beating on my aliases in random threads, another for trying to mistype a curse word obtusely and it ending up way worse). But a while ago, when Joshua Frost was around, I got temp-banned for a week or so. I can't remember but I think I deserved it that time. I was much less wise in the ways of self-deprecation/aggrandisation.
So if you're really hard to misunderstand, you can get a warning. I find it awesome when Gary sends me an email and is all like, "I don't know if you've just had a bad day . . ." I mean, come on! Do I get angry? Like not fake-angry? the crippling depression makes it hard "J/K"
And this post isn't getting any less weird so I'm cutting it off.
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Okay.
I handed off the sketch of our design to the person compiling the final report. Finished my Biology exam with plenty of time to spare. I'm not sure how well I did.
One more day. My least-favourite class's test is tomorrow (the one with the tool), so I guess I'll cram for that in the morning. I've got to sign some immunisation records too because the online system is screwy for me. Then it's off to finish the teacher evaluations, and then I'm home free.
Which means, of course, that I'll finish reading that forum adventure and likely catch up with a couple other comics before I get back here in full force.
It is good to write down plans in an orderly manner.
So, tomorrow night should be the big finale to our party running through The Feast of Ravenmoor! Should be fun, I wonder if any of the party members will survive?
Also, one of my ex-roommates will be is in town for holiday hootenannies and will be at the house at during the game. I always wanted to sex her up back then, but she was dating my friend. Now, they've been broken up for two years, so she's fair game! Seeing as how I'm going to be doing a lot of one-on-one DMing tomorrow night (the party disastrously decided to scatter just as the cultists were starting to get active), I wonder if I can finish the module AND get laid in the same night?
"Excuse me, Ariel? The Dungeon Master would like to see you in the next room, alone, for twenty minutes, give or take fifteen..."
My baby! My baby!
Going through a 4-way intersection this morning and some [redacted redacted redacted] t-boned her execrable Honda Civic into my Towncar!
My baby! My baby!
Smashed up my rear passenger door like gangbusters and made my front passenger door unopenable.
My baby! My baby!
That's the spirit, Gark! Go get 'em!