Science insults

[Schroedinger's Cat]

I know where you live, monkey-man. Expect pee on you pillow tonight!

[pres man]

"You are acting like the 2nd derivative of velocity."

Spoiler:

i.e. jerk

[David Fryer]

Gavgoyle wrote:

Schroedinger's Cat: wanted Dead and Alive!

Fixed it for you.