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I'm collecting science insults. Since we're mostly all gamers (and thus smarter than average) on this forum I thought this would be a great place for finding science related insults. Please share your science related insults. I'm looking for insults similar to the following.
What do your butt and Jupiter have in common? They are both gas giants!
Your like a black hole, your extremely dense!
Your so stupid that during math class you tried to eat Pi.
You're so stupid when some one says they say an atom split you thought they meant some guy ran away!
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Dude, your so easy to control, i that i am considering changing my name to Stanley Milgram.
Dude, that one is weak....like the force.
You're like Schrodinger's cat, clueless.
Watch it, baby! If there is no one else around to observe me, am I really kicking your ass?
Your stranger than a strangelet.
Your mamma is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
Not an insult but a joke.
Two atoms walking down the road.
One says "Sh!t, I've just lost an electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Not an insult but a joke.
Two atoms walking down the road.
One says "Sh!t, I've just lost an electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
I must make "anode" to myself to remember this joke.
Yo mama's so dense she could pass for a black hole.
The only happy and charming thing about you is your quarks.
You aren't that bad looking for a pithecanthropus.
Is that a smile, or do your lips use peristalsis?
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Your mamma is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
This one made me laugh.
Somewhere in the infinite possible dimensional branes, there's a version of you that isn't a complete moron.
Einstein was right about people like you, stupidity is more common than hydrogen.
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. Apparently, he was talking about you.
Huzzah, may I present the missing link between man and ape! (points to subject)
You're living proof that evolution has failed. Get back in the water and try again.
You know you're supposed to attach those neurons of yours together, don't you?
Your momma wants the extra chromosome back.
I want to do an experiment with vacuum. May I pick your brain?
I didn't know people had pseudopods. Hm.
I thought at first it was dandruff, but it turns out your skin is just revolting.
How can you look so bouyant when you are so dense?
You are about as useful as a leverless fulcrum.
I have just made a curious observation. Every time you open your mouth, my medulla oblongata sends a message via my hippocampus to my sensorilimbic connective matrix to smack the living s#$% out of you before it happens again.
Please tell me you are an outlier, and the species is not doomed.
I see you don't have a girlfriend.
Thank you for restoring my faith in natural selection.
I rue the day my ancestor masturbated on frogs eggs and created the french.
The average American consumes 74.5 pounds of fat a year, but you had to get extreme, didn't you? Do you feel happy, lifting the national average?
What is it like to be free of the burden of intelligence?
115 pounds of red meat a year are wasted keeping your vapid, clueless, inane, assholish, and utterly useless self alive.
I didn't know the INS let platyhelminthes work in this country.
Neutrinos choose to go around you. You really are unlovable.
If i could build a tachyon based super weapon, the first thing i would wipe from the pages of history, after the 80's, would be the moment of your conception.
Expect a hairball in your underwear drawer, baby. The cat jokes aren't funny.