The Pathfinder Bestiary should be named Creatures Chuck Norris has Defeated.
This includes the staff and credit pages.
Chuck Norris can use the Track Feat to locate fear.
When struck by Chuck Norris' fist you are unconscious or dead, Chuck's choice, no save.
Chuck Norris can use the spell like ability Hold Person with his icy stare as many times per day as Chuck Norris damn well pleases.
Paizo establishes a new tier above Paragon titled Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris casts Mirror Image, the universe implodes. Only Chuck Norris survives.
Pathfinder Clerics of Chuck Norris may use any Monk ability as if they were a Monk of the same level.
Pathfinder Trolls do not regenerate damage done to them by Chuck Norris. Ever.
Pathfinder Goblins fear the mere mention of Chuck Norris' name more than dogs, horses and fire combined.
Chuck Norris once freed a Genie from a lamp. The Genie asked for three wishes from Chuck Norris. Very, very politely.
When Ray of Death is cast at Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris must make a DC 5 Will save or spend a Move Action laughing.
Paladins of Chuck Norris do not have the Lay on Hands ability, but a comparable ability named Lay on Feat.
Chuck Norris only suffers the off hand penalty when using someone else's dismembered hand, and even then, he only suffers half the usual penalty.
When wearing no armor and unencumbered, Chuck Norris is undefeatable.
Chuck Norris' base movement is exactly however far his next target is.
Chuck Norris does not have to specify which attack when he takes the Attack Focus Feat.
All of Chuck Norris' attacks are Power Attacks.
Chuck Norris understands the Grappling rules.
Chuck Norris never needs to make an Intimidation roll. It is just assumed.
Chuck Norris catches everyone flat-footed.
Spiked Chain makes Chuck Norris angry.
In Pathfinder, anyone named Chuck automatically gains the Improved Unarmed Strike Feat.
Chuck Norris may be unbalanced, but he would like to see you try to nerf him.
Chuck Norris wins initiative.
Chuck Norris pummeled a Gelatinous Cube to death with his bare fists.
Chuck Norris' favored class is Texas Ranger.
Chuck Norris may rebuke anyone as a Class Ability.
Jason had to rename Chuck Norris' copy of PFRPG to PATHMAKER, and put doors in the middle of the woods so they could be kicked in.
