My Fellow Paizonians,
Greetings and salutations to you all on this wonderfully glorious Monday morning. I hope that all of your weekend activities were delightful, yet safe. I pen this missive today, not for any lofty purpose, but merely to express my sincere appreciation to all those who make this digital social environment such a convivial and exuberant locale. I certainly hope that, as we move into the future, we can maintain our wit, our grace, and our dedication to all things Pathfindery.
I wish you all a good day and great posting.
Your most humble and unassuming servant,
Vomit Guy
Ooooohhhhhh.....
*vomits on Bill Lumberg*
Better add aisle 4 to that list....
....and aisle 5
....and 6
....and 7
I almost forgot about thiBBRGRGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRHHHH...
Somehow, our services are always in demand.
Yes, we are very popular....
HHHAARRFFFF!!!
*cough*
*cough*
*cough*
Meh. That wasn't a very good one.
wow, all hail the King!
wow, all hail the King!
He has an endless supply.
Indubitably, my fellow vomiteer!
No mere hose can do away with my gifts....
Seriously, you need a front-end loader for all of that.
And that, too.
What a lovely day! The sky is blue. The sun is shining. Why I feel like...
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!
*Passes out ipecac smoothies*
Everybody enjo-HRAAFFF!!!
*barfs, then cries, then leaves thread*
What a nice kid....
*Passes out ipecac smoothies*
Everybody enjo-HRAAFFF!!!
A devoted follower!
basks in the aroma
Ucky, Ucky!
*makes funny face then crawls away*
Mawk?
Mawk?
Ahh! We always appreciate a visit from our close cousin!
Times like this, I'm saddened by being confined to the Off Topics section. There sure are some threads that could use my....input.
BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRPH
KRAWK!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRL?
Edit:
Edit #2:
Edit #3: WTF?!? Now I can't even post new stuff here!!!!
Edit #4:
Oh well, might as well go out with a bang (so to speak)....
!
!
Look something to clean up with.
HHHAAARRFFF!!!
No! Maybe it's like Tinkerbell, but instead of applause, Vomit Guy needs us all to spit up our lunch at the same time and with enough enthusiasm that he will be saved!!!
This thread always makes me hungry
Uh oh...
*barfs, then cries*
Uh oh...
*barfs, then cries*
Don't worry little one. The master is not in exile. All hail Vomit Guy!!!
Good news! Communicated with Teter and he thinks it might be just a glitch. I am not banned!!
We had a mop, but it dissolved after the last time we used it.
Why won't they just let me dissolve? It burns so much!
Wow, the Ban was for real???...
FREEDOM OF VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMUGGGGGGrHrgHrghrgh...
Glad you are back!
Maybe it was my suggestion of mass vomit that restored Vomit Guy by way of adulation!
Celebratory UUUUURRRRGGGGNNNNGGGGG_HHAAAFFFFFFF!!! to mark the occasion.