Want to Work for Paizo?

[houstonderek]

Paizo needs to move to L.A. or something. I would send a resume, but I'd have to sell the convertible when they hired me.

What can I say? I'm a rag top man...

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Convertibles, I get.

LA?

Well, I'd ring the bell for Vomit Guy, but as this is not... wait, it IS in off-topic!

Vigorously rings bell.

[houstonderek]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Convertibles, I get.

LA?

Well, I'd ring the bell for Vomit Guy, but as this is not... wait, it IS in off-topic!

Vigorously rings bell.

Well, I don't need them moving to Texas, this state is too full of win already. Too much awesome in one place can be detrimental to the time-space continuum.

Plus, they have convertible weather 365 days a year there. And my gf's rich uncle lives in Dana Pointe.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Rich uncles and climate weather are good, but we don't want Paizo moving to some place that is not 2012 secure.

[houstonderek]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Rich uncles and climate weather are good, but we don't want Paizo moving to some place that is not 2012 secure.

L.A. has an abundance of Mayans? And, you know the calendar just, um, resets, right?

And, SoCal is 4:20 safe, even if it isn't 2012 safe...

;)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

2012, Lex Luthor's dream comes true. Have the rich Uncle relocate to the other side of the San Andreas fault. But don't spread the word, or LA will just relocate.

[houstonderek]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

2012, Lex Luthor's dream comes true. Have the rich Uncle relocate to the other side of the San Andreas fault. But don't spread the word, or LA will just relocate.

We could recruit Oregonians, I suppose. They should have experience beating off migrant Californians...

[Lilith]

houstonderek wrote:

We could recruit Oregonians, I suppose. They should have experience beating off migrant Californians...

We don't beat them off. We assimilate them with our outdoor activities, beautiful mountains and no sales tax.

*notes that her grandparents were former Californians*

Edit: Oh, and beer. We have a plethora of breweries. And wineries. :D

[Hugo Solis]

You should be sleeping people...

[Lilith]

Hugo Solis wrote:

You should be sleeping people...

I do not know of this sleep of which you speak.

[Charles Evans 25]

Okay, Lord Schneider of Ustalav, I emailed you those special questions you wanted for the last six.... ;)

smurf

[Jodi Lane]

If Paizo needs a well-trained fighter to keep all the crazed fans from breaking into the building--I'm your gal. lmao!

...But on a more serious note--nice to see people getting the opportunity to do what they love! :o)