Oh so that's what those things are.
We're gonna need a bigger grill.
I know a guy.
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It's eerily quiet in here. Did the world end as foretold by the Mahna Mahnayans?
Aren't we off the Prime anyway?
We seem to be tied to the Prime Material plane in some weird way. I blame...uh...bunnies.
...that may have coincidentally shown up when the turnip trucks did. By coincidence.
*muffled* Lmmh utth hre!
It's like Mama Celestial always says, "One celestial's cat is another celestial's cabbage."
Is it bunnies, jackalopes, wild hairs, or the dreaded Welsh rarebits? Or possibly even a were-Welsh rarebit!
Bunnies are supposed to be terrifying, so the others must be mind-bendingly horrible!
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Oooh, I just found an unopened box of Rovagug Stover assorted chocolates from the holiday season in the fridge {opens}... Augh! The guide is written in Dark Speech!
{looks closely at half-eaten confection} I'm not sure, but this one seems to be a Ram's Bladder Cup. {continues eating it}
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I only know the swear words. Last time I got cut off in traffic, I caused the guy who did it to implode.
My favorite is Trichinosis Surprise.
Not a bad one to go for, yeeessss.
My favorite is Trichinosis Surprise.
Mmmmm, bacon-y...
Or maybe, mmmm, shakespeare-y... I always mix those two flavors up.
Ooooooh, you got the Blood Fountain Cordial.
Snow will be arriving tonight!!!
I make a mess if I do it with no hands.
Uh, yeah, what else would I be talking about?
I make a mess if I do it with no hands.
{rolls Will save vs. innuendo, DC15 (); success, avoids making "mage hand" or "Bigby's" joke}
On an unrelated note, I finished reupholstering the couches.
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You did go through the cushions for loose souls first, yeeesssss?
Sometimes they get sucked up in the vacuum cleaner too.
I put them in the "Loose Souls" jar.
Oh good.
That should be about full by now. We should spend it on something.
I think we all have a few of those, you'll need to be more specific, yeeesssss.
Silver Crusade?!?
Um, this door labeled "Lycanthrope Ladies" is ironically labeled. Just, ya know, for your information.
{tunes out housemates, loads up Snow Shoveling Simulator on the Banana Jr. 6000} C'mon, snow whiskey...
Brie? Or is that Camembert?
But it was free...
Same place I get my free "last week's" Lotto tickets.
I never win anything, so it's a victimless crime.
What's the fun in that?
It might be mine, yeeesssss. Check the bottom and see if there's an engraving of the Yellow Sign inside a symbol of strife.