It is?
Hey! That tickles! That's it, no more picnic invites for you!
Woah! That's odd behavior for the boss. Maybe he needs an exorcism.
<Throws leeches at CH>
Begone, foul spirits!
Eww. Leeches. Gross.
Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.
It's because every microwave we get is progressively more evil.
Iiiiiiinteresting.
Eww. Leeches. Gross.
Although I have to admit, if you hadn't told me they were leeches, I might have mistaken them for your hors d'oeuvres.
It's because every microwave we get is progressively more evil.
HEY! Don't blame me; I'm not the one who keeps shopping at Asm's Club for food.
Now, who wants fiendish-, er, "spicy" escargot in garlic & butter? It's evil and French! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
It's evil and French! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Hmmmmmm. Isn't that redundant?
Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?
Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.
This stuff is self heating. It's really neat.
Just to check, "nacho" is spelled n-a-p-a-l-m, right?
Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.
{sigh} OK then, just return me to Asm's Club for a refund. Don't worry about my feelings. I'm just a machine... not even a real live Modron. {weeps Sebek tears in the corner}
As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.This stuff is self heating. It's really neat.
Just to check, "nacho" is spelled n-a-p-a-l-m, right?
There's a cold 2-liter of agent orange soda in the fridge if you're thirsty. {sharpens knife, looks evilly at blender}
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{sigh} OK then, just return me to Asm's Club for a refund. Don't worry about my feelings. I'm just a machine... not even a real live Modron. {weeps Sebek tears in the corner}Do you want any nacho cheese dip for your pretzels, boss?As long as you don't have to heat it up in the microwave.
Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.
Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.
YAY! You like me; you really like me!
{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!
Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.YAY! You like me; you really like me!
{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!
I had no idea demons wore bow ties.
Go Team SHACO!!!
I had no idea demons wore bow ties.Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.YAY! You like me; you really like me!
{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!
It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.
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I had no idea demons wore bow ties.Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.YAY! You like me; you really like me!
{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!
It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.
Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.
Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.I had no idea demons wore bow ties.Aww. Here, heat up this popcorn.YAY! You like me; you really like me!
{begins nuking bag} Oooo, Orcus Redenbacher... tasty stuff!
It's the new fad. Trust me it's better than the days when it was all top hats, all the time. *shakes head ruefully* And don't even get me started on the 3D-glasses trip, nnnnoooooo.
I do have to admit it's astounding that you do so much with so little.
Fashion is easier when you wear a bedsheet.
Tim Gunn would be proud. :)
"Make it work."
I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?
<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>
Boss, are you sure...
Why not? I love brie!I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>
Boss, are you sure...
The question is, "Does it love you back?" Yessss. ... Or Nnnnooooo.
I have some brie left over from my dinner party. Microwave, do you think you could warm this up a little for us?
I guess, if you're really sure.
It's done, I guess.
<Braces for inevitable evil rampaging brie monstrosity>
Boss, are you sure...
It's brie. It's pretty monstrous already, like cheese and The Blob had a kid.
Bluh?
Bluh?
AUGH, IT'S A FLAN! Oh wait, no it isn't.
Follow. Could you taste the cheese and make sure it's not poisoned?
Oh course it's poisoned, it's brie... it's naturally poisonous. Oh I get what your saying... no I didn't add anything to it.
<Looks at Angel Fish's bowl. The water is black.>
Um, I think he opened a portal to some other plane?
Oh dear.
<Looks at Angel Fish's bowl. The water is black.>
Um, I think he opened a portal to some other plane?
I think I saw a deranged Kobold in here earlier trying to cleave stuff with a spatula. Maybe he kidnapped the 'Fish?
Hey boss, the microwave wanted me to ask you if you wanted to go "gishing".
<Looks over at the microwave>
Why are you laughing???
This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.
This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.
Unholy word!
This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.Unholy word!
... Did you just cast that? Now I'm intrigued.
But I think this spell is more suited.
Dictum
It's Holy Word, CF, Holy.This looks like a good place to hang out. Nobody would look for me here.Unholy word!
<Blushes>
I've been hanging around with the microwave too much.
Some world experience can't be too bad. Yessss.
Dictum
AIEEEEE!
DictumAIEEEEE!
{sprays him with CO2 fire extinquisher}