Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve.
Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them.
Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie.
Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie.Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve.
Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them.
Even bigger than "The war in Iraq has made the U.S.A. safer" line that me and Dick used?
Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them.
Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie.
{whispers:} Biden and Lieberman seem so desperate for attention, I figured either would welcome the attention of a brain-eating zombie. This would also keep the three of them from bugging the rest of us.
{goes back to placing butterfly kisses on Senator Boxer's neck}
A zombie was going to eat my brain once.
Then it didn't...
A zombie was going to eat my brain once.
Then it didn't...
Tie an onion to your belt. The smell will make you irresistable.
Even bigger than "The war in Iraq has made the U.S.A. safer" line that me and Dick used?Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie.Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve.
Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them.
Mr. Obama made us all safer by telling everyone everything is our fault and apologized to the world! Everybody will love us now! Yay! Yes we can... Yes we can....
Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Hillary Clinton a better budget so she can buy some more clothes.
Mr. Obama made us all safer by telling everyone everything is our fault and apologized to the world! Everybody will love us now! Yay! Yes we can... Yes we can....
I'm still waiting for my apology ....
Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Palin a better budget so she can buy some more clothes.
*Ahem*
I fixed that for ya. See, we're America lovers too!*Plots world domination*
Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them.
Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them.They do have hot lesbians that sound like squirrels.
I'm glad you're using your time in retirement wisely, Mr. President.
I haven't seen Palin in a while...
Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.
I haven't seen Palin in a while...
Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.
She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking.
She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking.I haven't seen Palin in a while...
Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.
Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then.
She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa.
She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking.I haven't seen Palin in a while...
Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.
Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then.
She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa.
Maybe we can send her to Cuba. *Cough*
Barack invited me over for a beer last night! I had a Milwaukee's best!
So that was where you were last night.
I was so lonely waiting for you. I wound up falling asleep on the couch watching late night infomercials.
Nobody ever comes to visit.
Maybe we can send her to Cuba. *Cough*She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking.I haven't seen Palin in a while...
Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.
Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then.
She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa.
Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her.
*Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh...*
Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her.
*Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh...*
I used to have to hide him when he made comments like this. Now that I'm a free man, I don't have to.
Here it is folks. I put up with it for eight years...
Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her.
*Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh...*
{shudders from [CENSORED] Palin [CENSORED][CENSORED] peanut butter [CENSORED]...}
Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her.
*Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh...*
I used to have to hide him when he made comments like this. Now that I'm a free man, I don't have to.
Here it is folks. I put up with it for eight years...
We weren't exactly having fun in the meantime.
What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection.
Looks like someone else is taking a page from the Palin Playbook: Senator Mel Martinez (R, FL) is resigning early. Quitter!
Maybe he's looking to run with Palin in 2012? I'm only half joking.
What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection.
Hey Big L, look up Mel during your break. You two can drink margaritas on the porch of the Hemingway house. As a drinking game, take a shot of tequila everytime you see a cat.
Looks like someone else is taking a page from the Palin Playbook: Senator Mel Martinez (R, FL) is resigning early. Quitter!
Maybe he's looking to run with Palin in 2012? I'm only half joking.
What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection.Hey Big L, look up Mel during your break. You two can drink margaritas on the porch of the Hemingway house. As a drinking game, take a shot of tequila everytime you see a cat.
Last time I went drinking with fellow senators, Elizabeth Dole drank me under the table, and I woke up 5 days later in a Bangkok brothel.
People are always doing things like that to me.
We get an August break?
You did when you were a senator. Now you're always on break.
Looks like someone else is taking a page from the Palin Playbook: Senator Mel Martinez (R, FL) is resigning early. Quitter!
Maybe he's looking to run with Palin in 2012? I'm only half joking.
What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection.Hey Big L, look up Mel during your break. You two can drink margaritas on the porch of the Hemingway house. As a drinking game, take a shot of tequila everytime you see a cat.Last time I went drinking with fellow senators, Elizabeth Dole drank me under the table, and I woke up 5 days later in a Bangkok brothel.
People are always doing things like that to me.
What happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok and so should you.
Yeah and those SEIU thugs are stealing my schtick ..
Damn those town hall mobs! They make my head hurt.
So would a face full of buckshot.
Ok, ok, we get it already! Sheesh...
So what does Bill think of you being Secretary of State and not him?
Ok, ok, we get it already! Sheesh...
So what does Bill think of you being Secretary of State and not him?
Ok... I likes fiesty dames! And you've got a nicer caboose than Boxer anyway.
Hmmm, ok, how do you -- Hillary, not B*ll -- feel about the Obaminator and Dems possibly getting Universal Medical Insurance passed when you couldn't?
Also, do you get paid 30% less than a male Secretary of State like Colin Powell?
I haven't gotten my paycheck in 27 months. Or was it 37? Some type of clerical error I guess.
Oh well.
Hmmm, ok, how do you -- Hillary, not B*ll -- feel about the Obaminator and Dems possibly getting Universal Medical Insurance passed when you couldn't?
I don't know why they aren't asking for my help. I'm completely familiar with the issues, and people loveme!
I don't know why they aren't asking for my help. I'm completely familiar with the issues, and people loveme!
Huh, that is odd. I saw them meeting with Bill a couple times during the strategy meetings for Obamacare.
I haven't gotten my paycheck in 27 months. Or was it 37? Some type of clerical error I guess.
Oh well.
Are you sure they haven't accidently declared you dead again?
{pokes Lieberman} You are alive right? It's hard to tell with you sometimes.
No one ever checks to see if I'm alive.....
{telekinetically throws an old show at Biden} <whack!> {nods as Biden yelps in pain}
There, I checked that you were alive. Happy now?
Anyone else here want to check of Biden is alive?
No one ever checks to see if I'm alive.....{telekinetically throws an old show at Biden} <whack!> {nods as Biden yelps in pain}
There, I checked that you were alive. Happy now?
Anyone else here want to check of Biden is alive?
*shoots Biden in the face*
*shoots Biden in the face*
I don't think that'll shut 'em up.
And Heavens-to-Betsy, don't waterboard him... you'll never shut 'em up afterward.