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You do not know who Sebastian is or why it is all his fault.


~wistles innocently and backs away from this thread~


Vomit Guy has never responded to one of your posts.


You have never received a cookie from Lilith.


You do not have an alias.


You do not belong to any of the many, many wonderful Paizo message board cults.


You have not used the spoiler tag for something other than an actual spoiler.


You just discovered the Off-Topic Discussions.


You are not personally invested in your Paizo message board avatar.


You can not name any of the Paizo staff or describe their message board avatars.


You are shocked that Paizo staff actually post on the message board.

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CourtFool wrote:
You have never received a cookie from Lilith.

DANG IT! I'm still a NoOb?!?!


zylphryx wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
You have never received a cookie from Lilith.
DANG IT! I'm still a NoOb?!?!

Drops a squeaky toy at zylphryx's foot.

I know it is not the same, but…

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You have never kicked a poodle. punt

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You begin your stay with a coomplant about how long the forums are.

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You have never been told that you suck by Sebastian.

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You don't know what a board cult is, or why you would want to join one.

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David Fryer wrote:
You have never been told that you suck by Sebastian.

I'm available to make that statement about anyone who wants to request it on this thread.

Though, by definition, if you do not know about me, you suck.


You find CourtFool's antics humorous.

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You don't remember when the poodles and the Jacks were friends.

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So out of the 13 reasons posted so far....I have yet to hit 6 of them.

I have failed at life. :(

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You don't remember the Frog Pond.

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You don't know who the Jacks are.


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The name "Sam Weiss" does not give you tooth grinding nightmares.

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You haven't participated in a skirmish of the edition wars.

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Kruelaid wrote:
The name "Sam Weiss" does not give you tooth grinding nightmares.

Heh heh. It's Samuel Weiss by the way. If you are going to give me PTSD, at least get the name right.

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You can read through your Paizo collection without constantly noticing everyone's avatars sprinkled throughout the art.

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You've never participated in a locked thread.

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By the way. IBFT

The Exchange

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David Fryer wrote:
You begin your stay with a coomplant about how long the forums are.

Or you could see it as "you END your stay with a complaint about how long the forems are." ;)

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
You can read through your Paizo collection without constantly noticing everyone's avatars sprinkled throughout the art.

I was just looking through one yesterday and said "There's Spanky the Leprechaun." LOL!

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Gavgoyle wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
You can read through your Paizo collection without constantly noticing everyone's avatars sprinkled throughout the art.
I was just looking through one yesterday and said "There's Spanky the Leprechaun." LOL!

I thought of it because I was looking through Entombed with the Pharoahs and saw Chris Self's avatar. And, to make matters worse, I was surprised it didn't actually say "Chris Self" below the picture.

Liberty's Edge

Jacks rule.

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Sebastian wrote:
Gavgoyle wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
You can read through your Paizo collection without constantly noticing everyone's avatars sprinkled throughout the art.
I was just looking through one yesterday and said "There's Spanky the Leprechaun." LOL!
I thought of it because I was looking through Entombed with the Pharoahs and saw Chris Self's avatar. And, to make matters worse, I was surprised it didn't actually say "Chris Self" below the picture.

I saw the cover of Guide to Darkmoon Vale and my first response was, why is Joshua fighting werewolves.


Kruelaid wrote:
You find CourtFool's antics humorous.

Hey!

Spoiler:
Point.


Sebastian wrote:
I'm available to make that statement about anyone who wants to request it on this thread.

I do not think you have ever said I suck, merely implied I have nothing of value to add to this board.


David Fryer wrote:
By the way. IBFT

As long as we do not talk about pie or cake, we should be o.k.

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CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I'm available to make that statement about anyone who wants to request it on this thread.
I do not think you have ever said I suck, merely implied I have nothing of value to add to this board.

I only implied that? Damn, I thought I had said it straight out.

And, just so you don't feel like a n00b:

Spoiler:

You suck!


Sebastian wrote:
You suck!

Thanks. I swallow too.


David Fryer wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
The name "Sam Weiss" does not give you tooth grinding nightmares.
Heh heh. It's Samuel Weiss by the way. If you are going to give me PTSD, at least get the name right.

Shhhh! Don't say the whole name. And for god's sake don't say it three times.

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Samuel Weiss!!!!

Samuel Weiss!!!!!!

Samuel We..... *gets hit by the flying shoe*

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CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
You suck!
Thanks. I swallow too.

...

I really didn't need that response. Or the vision of a poodle performing oral sex.

I hate you.


You don't remember a time when only Heathansson participated in word game threads.


You don't know who Heathansson is.


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Heathanssson wrote:
You don't know who Heathansson is.

Okay, I missed that, then I hit his avatar and saw that he had 10 posts.

And if you don't know why that's funny, you're a noob.


Heathanssson wrote:
You don't know who Heathansson is.

Imposter! Kill him!

*Incinerates poser*
You hear the word 'Lilith' and do not think of cookies.


You think that someone with 100 posts is an obvious Paizo addict.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You hear the word 'Lilith' and do not think of cookies.

nah

I think of wonderful fanservice :D


You wonder why Heathansson has an alias for a rabbit.


You have not posted on the untitled thread at least once.

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