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Seriously, who eats fish in a salad!?
Mmmmmmm.....fish.
Hmmm.
I haven't used this ability in forever. I wonder if it still works...
Summon Slaad!
(rolling rampantly and chaotically through)
Mmmmmmm......eyeball.
Mmmmmmm......eyeball.
Would it go well with tossed slaad?
(does not taste like chicken or pork)
Maybe we should just cut someone open, stick the eye inside, and see if any kind of weird spawn erupts?
Maybe we should just cut someone open, stick the eye inside, and see if any kind of weird spawn erupts?
It's certainly worth a try.
Hey...
Hmmm.
I haven't used this ability in forever. I wonder if it still works...
Summon Slaad!
Well, look at that. It seems it does, yeeeessss.
Tiger main victorian ounce colgate. Furniture level fishing agility?
Gazebo!
Gazebo!
Proud how clock stamp granola wheel ground? Mucho Caliente.
Gazebo!
I LIVE.
Gazebo!I LIVE.
Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.
Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.Gazebo!I LIVE.
I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*
I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.Gazebo!I LIVE.
*casts Tongues*
I warn you, I may contain Salmon. Just an allergy warning.
I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.Gazebo!I LIVE.*casts Tongues*
I warn you, I may contain Salmon. Just an allergy warning.
*does not seem fazed in the act of devouring*
That's gotta hurt.
<Sticks right arm out, palm face down>
He's the lucky one... ow.
*does not seem fazed in the act of devouring*I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.Gazebo!I LIVE.*casts Tongues*
I warn you, I may contain Salmon. Just an allergy warning.
This gazebo contains an old timey barber shop quartet!
*sings* Hello my Coney Island baaaaaaaay-beeeee!
I haven't had any dretching in a long time.
Yeah, where'd all those f@&$ers go?
Heh heh. They're so delightfully foul.
S@*$ sits out in the f@%#ing sun too long, it stops being fresh d$&@.
(rolls through)
*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*
I'm not a dretch!
*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*
I'm not a dretch!
You look like one.
You look like one.*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*
I'm not a dretch!
Well, you look like Pizza the Hutt!
*pelts Tossed Slaad with pepperoni and cheese*
You look like one.*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*
I'm not a dretch!
And you f~**ing smell like one b$&@%!
Who summoned rodents?
Where are my nuts?
Where are my nuts?
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are about $1.50.
Deer nuts are under a buck.
I don't care what Tossed Slaad says, that's f*+@ing funny s~#@ there.
Mmmmmm....beer.
I don't care what Tossed Slaad says, that's f~!&ing funny s**# there.
You have such a colorful vocabulary.
I think there are some threads around this place that need egging.
Should be a nice weekend. Think I'll get out to the park and see if there are any picnics going on.
Yes,
I don't recognize this fellow, nnnoooooo. Though I can't help but like his taste, yeeessss.
Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.
Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.
Sadly, I won't be at the con. Too bad, I'm sure they would have loved me.
Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.Sadly, I won't be at the con. Too bad, I'm sure they would have loved me.
We should crash it and egg the lot of them.
We should crash it and egg the lot of them.Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.Sadly, I won't be at the con. Too bad, I'm sure they would have loved me.
They deserve that just for replacing us with those fancy-lad "Proteans."
F%*~ all those people going to f&@@ing PaizoCon! If I was there I'd kick all their f%$@ing asses!
f#~@ all those people going to f#~@ing PaizoCon! If I was there I'd kick all their f#~@ing asses!
You tell 'em Shanky!
GO TEAM CHAOS!
They deserve that just for replacing us with those fancy-lad "Proteans."
Ah, let the little nancy boys have their "Proteins"! We all KNOW who the original masters of chaos are!
:::Comes into the Thread draped in crude oil:::
I like BP. Swimming in the Gulf is great this time of year. The despair, a gushing oil rig, impotent politicians, and all the dead marine life.