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*Ow, my brain*

Seriously, who eats fish in a salad!?


Mmmmmmm.....fish.


Hmmm.

I haven't used this ability in forever. I wonder if it still works...

Summon Slaad!

1d100 ⇒ 20


(rolling rampantly and chaotically through)


Mmmmmmm......eyeball.


Potato Slaad wrote:
Mmmmmmm......eyeball.

Would it go well with tossed slaad?


(does not taste like chicken or pork)


Maybe we should just cut someone open, stick the eye inside, and see if any kind of weird spawn erupts?


Potato Slaad wrote:
Maybe we should just cut someone open, stick the eye inside, and see if any kind of weird spawn erupts?

It's certainly worth a try.


Hey...


Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Hmmm.

I haven't used this ability in forever. I wonder if it still works...

Summon Slaad!

Well, look at that. It seems it does, yeeeessss.


Tiger main victorian ounce colgate. Furniture level fishing agility?


Gazebo!


Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!

Proud how clock stamp granola wheel ground? Mucho Caliente.


Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!

I LIVE.


The Gazebo wrote:
Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!
I LIVE.

Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.


Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!
I LIVE.
Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.

I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*


The Gazebo wrote:
Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!
I LIVE.
Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.
I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*

*casts Tongues*

I warn you, I may contain Salmon. Just an allergy warning.


Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!
I LIVE.
Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.
I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*

*casts Tongues*

I warn you, I may contain Salmon. Just an allergy warning.

*does not seem fazed in the act of devouring*


That's gotta hurt.

<Sticks right arm out, palm face down>


He's the lucky one... ow.


The Gazebo wrote:
Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
Salmagundi Slaad wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
Garden Macarena Slaad wrote:
Gazebo!
I LIVE.
Frothy hanging stair cabinent drilling bowl. Quantity text failing tremendous one-way. Courthouse jig.
I HUNGER. *eats Salmagundi*

*casts Tongues*

I warn you, I may contain Salmon. Just an allergy warning.
*does not seem fazed in the act of devouring*

This gazebo contains an old timey barber shop quartet!

*sings* Hello my Coney Island baaaaaaaay-beeeee!


I haven't had any dretching in a long time.


Yeah, where'd all those f@&$ers go?


Heh heh. They're so delightfully foul.


S@*$ sits out in the f@%#ing sun too long, it stops being fresh d$&@.


(rolls through)


*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*

I'm not a dretch!


Easter Bunny wrote:

*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*

I'm not a dretch!

You look like one.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:

*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*

I'm not a dretch!

You look like one.

Well, you look like Pizza the Hutt!

*pelts Tossed Slaad with pepperoni and cheese*


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Easter Bunny wrote:

*pelts Tossed Slaad with cadburry eggs*

I'm not a dretch!

You look like one.

And you f~**ing smell like one b$&@%!


Who summoned rodents?


Where are my nuts?


Blind Squirrel wrote:
Where are my nuts?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about $1.50.
Deer nuts are under a buck.


I don't care what Tossed Slaad says, that's f*+@ing funny s~#@ there.


Mmmmmm....beer.


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
I don't care what Tossed Slaad says, that's f~!&ing funny s**# there.

You have such a colorful vocabulary.


I think there are some threads around this place that need egging.


GO TEAM CHAOS?


Should be a nice weekend. Think I'll get out to the park and see if there are any picnics going on.


Potato Slaad wrote:
GO TEAM CHAOS?

Yes, YESSSSSSSS!


The Claw, leader of C.H.A.O.S. wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
GO TEAM CHAOS?
Yes, YESSSSSSSS!

I don't recognize this fellow, nnnoooooo. Though I can't help but like his taste, yeeessss.


Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.


Chopped Slaad wrote:
Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.

Sadly, I won't be at the con. Too bad, I'm sure they would have loved me.


Potato Slaad wrote:
Chopped Slaad wrote:
Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.
Sadly, I won't be at the con. Too bad, I'm sure they would have loved me.

We should crash it and egg the lot of them.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Chopped Slaad wrote:
Is there a slaad bar at Paizo Con? They need to eat healthy.
Sadly, I won't be at the con. Too bad, I'm sure they would have loved me.
We should crash it and egg the lot of them.

They deserve that just for replacing us with those fancy-lad "Proteans."


F%*~ all those people going to f&@@ing PaizoCon! If I was there I'd kick all their f%$@ing asses!


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
f#~@ all those people going to f#~@ing PaizoCon! If I was there I'd kick all their f#~@ing asses!

You tell 'em Shanky!

GO TEAM CHAOS!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
They deserve that just for replacing us with those fancy-lad "Proteans."

Ah, let the little nancy boys have their "Proteins"! We all KNOW who the original masters of chaos are!


:::Comes into the Thread draped in crude oil:::

I like BP. Swimming in the Gulf is great this time of year. The despair, a gushing oil rig, impotent politicians, and all the dead marine life.

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