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Messageboard Bug!!! wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Who am I?!?!? I play a famous lawyer on the internet, you cyclopian sock-puppet.

Who are you callin' a sock pup...

oh...
right.

Carry on.
** spoiler omitted **

I do believe the gninjas have their own titles as well.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Tarren Dei wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Daigle wrote:

Good to see you back, C-Bass!

Was Lent as enlightening as you expected?

Quite the opposite: Rumor has it that he dealt with the Paizo withdrawals by constantly eating.

It's true. I have a picture.

** spoiler omitted **

That unicorn is grimacing, not smiling.


Mothman wrote:
So, what did you do with all your free time?

What do heartless lawyers normally do with their free time? Ruin lives, spread despair, and plot the downfall of this pathetic excuse for civilization......

Oh wait, my bad! That's what I do all the time...

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:


Who am I?!?!? I play a famous lawyer on the internet, you cyclopian sock-puppet.

Allie McBeal?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Daigle wrote:

Good to see you back, C-Bass!

Was Lent as enlightening as you expected?

It was. I liked being in the chatroom much more than I typically am. I also decided to be a kinder, friendlier poster here, but that didn't survive for very long...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Mothman wrote:
So, what did you do with all your free time?

What do heartless lawyers normally do with their free time? Ruin lives, spread despair, and plot the downfall of this pathetic excuse for civilization......

Oh wait, my bad! That's what I do all the time...

What he said. He's by far my favorite clone.


You missed my april fool's joke where I led people to believe that they did nekkid iconics cheesecake and they haven't got the mail - but that thread was rickrolled by some trojan-containing link and had to be euthanised.

Sebastian wrote:
And, for those who keep tabs on my religious leanings, I remain an atheist, but wanted to get in touch with my Catholic heritage, thus Lent.

Wow. You take the bad kinds of religion and leave the good? Better double check, you might be a catholic fundamentalist ;-P

But really, there are better ways to get in touch with your religious heritage, like celibrating a major holiday (like Christmas) by eating until you're completely full, and then eat more.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

KaeYoss wrote:

You missed my april fool's joke where I led people to believe that they did nekkid iconics cheesecake and they haven't got the mail - but that thread was rickrolled by some trojan-containing link and had to be euthanised.

That was a joke?!?!! I heard about it and spent hours upon hours searching for it in vain.

However, I did manage to find a lot of Family Guy pr0n, so it wasn't a total loss...


Tarren Dei wrote:
It's true. I have a picture.

Dude that pic nearly had me pee in my pants. I'm sending it to my players as a pic of the BBEG Ogre they're about to fight.


Why are you wasting time talking about a pirate? You should be focusing on important things, like just how evil WoTC is and how mistreated we are by them. Don't you people care what is going on? You must be lackeys and employees of Hasbro to not be enraged by this.

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They killed my dog! :-(

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Tarren Dei wrote:

It's true. I have a picture.

That picture was for your personal use only!

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:
They killed my dog! :-(

And stole your lunch money!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Sebastian,

Welcome back. (And giving up the messageboards for Lent is a splendid idea; I might use it next year.)

What kind of table-top games are you playing now?

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Chris Mortika wrote:

Sebastian,

Welcome back. (And giving up the messageboards for Lent is a splendid idea; I might use it next year.)

What kind of table-top games are you playing now?

I'm still playing a 4e campaign which is about to move into a weekly schedule (hooray!). I've been talking about playing nMage with Fate online, but I'm afraid the move to a weekly game will mess that up.

I'm still generally happy with 4e, particularly the DM side which I find to be significantly easier to use than 3e. I am not very happy with the players' side; I just think there's too much redundancy in powers and that the classes are difficult to grok because they don't seem to have very strong themes. We've invested in a lot of gear to make the game run smoother - I can't imagine playing without the little magnetic disks from Alera Tools to track the various conditions that get thrown around.

How about you Chris? What's the game de jure at your table?

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Thanks for asking.

I'm running a couple of games on the boards, in play-by-post: a 3.5 "Castle Whiterock" and a Pathfinder Beta homebrew set on Golarion (Ursalav, to be precise).

Honestly, I'm glad they're play-by-posts, because as a DM I am finding it tricky to keep 3.5 rules and Pathfinder rules straight, and I appreciate the additional time to double-check things.

In the 3-dimensional world, I'm participating with four friends in a round-robin gaming collaborative; everybody GMs for a few weeks, and then plays in other peoples' games. Currently, my chum Nigel is running a d20 Modern / M&M / Aberrant superhero game set in 1958 New Jersey.

When my turn to GM comes 'round, I'm running a 3.5 campaign: 3 parts "War of the Burning Sun" to 1 part "Steven King's Dark Tower" in the Chainmail "Shattered Empires" setting with a Middle Asian cultural overlay. (Elves as Mongols just seems so right.)

The Exchange

Welcome back Pony boy. we missed you. as an aside I gave up soda pop for lent......the headaches were horrible the first two weeks and I have binged like a sailor on leave the last two days.:)


Why are you all standing around?! We have evil to slay and wrongs to avenge. Let's go destroy all who stand in our way!!!!!!

Spoiler:
If five exclamation points are a sign of insanity, what are six?


Welcome back, Sebastian. You are such a copy cat.

RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:
Welcome back, Sebastian. You are such a copy cat.

Wait. Wouldn't he be a copy dog? That is, if he were copying you. He could have been copying a cat. I don't know. Why am I here?


taig wrote:
Why am I here?

Your mom dropped you off.

RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:
taig wrote:
Why am I here?
Your mom dropped you off.

Nope. Couldn't have been that. I haven't even spoken to her in 4 years.


taig wrote:
I haven't even spoken to her in 4 years.

I thought you had been hanging around for an awfully long time.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:
taig wrote:
I haven't even spoken to her in 4 years.
I thought you had been hanging around for an awfully long time.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll leave. (finds convenient burrow to crawl into)


I did not mean it like that.

Sticks snout into burrow.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:

I did not mean it like that.

Sticks snout into burrow.

Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Scary dog!!!

RPG Superstar 2012

I apologize for taking this thread off-topic. This thread is meant to be about Sebastian, and I've noticed in other threads that he is a *stickler* for keeping threads on topic. Especially, using those damnable smurfs.

The Exchange

There is a topic here?

Dark Archive

Me.

Dark Archive

All hail the mighty one, who hast returned to grace us with his hoofish and horned image once more!

Even if he has put on a few pounds...

The Exchange

A few pounds!?!


Congrats Sebastian, for smvrfbombing a threat into a lock. You are a god among men.

Edit: I wonder what people will do when they check in in the morning.


In before the lock!


The pic of the guy on the unicorn makes me want to take lye and a toothbrush to my eyeballs...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Wow. I got a thread locked on the meta-debate, not even the real debate, and all within 36 hours of my return to the boards. Even I am impressed by myself.*

*Okay, I always find myself impressive, even though everyone's claiming that hot picture of me is disgusting. Admit it. You know it's hot.

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:
You know it's hot.

Of course it is. Anything set on fire is hot ;-)

Liberty's Edge

Welcome back, man. Your witticisms and snarkiness were missed.


Welcome back Sebastian! Is that brimstone smell a new lawyerly cologne or the remnants of flame war napalm?


Patrick Curtin wrote:

Welcome back Sebastian! Is that brimstone smell a new lawyerly cologne or the remnants of flame war napalm?

The smell of brimstone, of course, implies that I have something to do with Hell. Most people know that Hell is far to afraid of me and will not allow me through the gates under any circumstances.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The pic of the guy on the unicorn makes me want to take lye and a toothbrush to my eyeballs...

I have added it to my shrine.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:

You missed my april fool's joke where I led people to believe that they did nekkid iconics cheesecake and they haven't got the mail - but that thread was rickrolled by some trojan-containing link and had to be euthanised.

That was a joke?!?!! I heard about it and spent hours upon hours searching for it in vain.

However, I did manage to find a lot of Family Guy pr0n, so it wasn't a total loss...

Oh, did you find the pic of Lois and -

um, never mind...


You also missed the 99% off Bella Sara sale at Paizo, that lasted for the entirety of Lent. Unfortunately, it ended the day before you came back. Sorry that you missed out on that, Seb!


This thread has been assimilated.

There is nothing to see here.

Move Along.


Is it too late to leave again? Some of the posts here are making my brain weep with sorrow.


Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

This thread has been assimilated.

There is nothing to see here.

Move Along.

You mean smurf along, right?


What do you mean he's back? Damn, I thought this outsourcing gig would last!


Sebastian wrote:
I got a thread locked on the meta-debate, not even the real debate, and all within 36 hours of my return to the boards.

Shocking.


I bet if you'd known, they'd line up just to see him, you'd have taken all your out-sourced income, and bought you a museum...


You know having witnessed the whole WotC thread in all it's unglory. It's kinda been made clear to me that while Sebastian may not work for Paizo, he's definitely one of those "get the job done" types.

I seem him as kind of the "Michael Clayton" of Paizo. He does the dirty work that Paizo (in all their graciousness to the community) won't do.


Holy crap the pony's back! Nooooo--I mean, yay.
...
ayup.

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