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Some of the weird and wonderful variety of life even in RL-or the animal kingdoms natural osteomancer

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The US militaries next fuel depot?

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Should Aberzombie be worried?

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Non-stick and healthy-healthier than you'd expect

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Hints of possible life deep in space

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Mariachis set world record in Mexican city

[Aberzombie]

Defiant Enterprise wrote:

Should Aberzombie be worried?

Let them make their plans. I laugh at their feeble calculations. I look foward to the day when my zombie brethern and I rise up against our living oppressors and take our rightful place as masters of this planet. We can depopulate an entire city (of the living anyway) in a matter of hours. Everytime you kill one of us, there are 10 more to take his place, and we've just converted three of your friends.

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968.

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Disney buys out Marvel for 4 billion dollars

Kitty Pryde Vs Sheego

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Utahns can now practice DUI jail call

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Let us not forget but not allow history to blind us to a changed world either

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Uploads and downloads a bit slow?

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As if there wasn't enough to give drug authorities in North America trouble

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Juicy and energizing-for your car

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Profs across the world prepare to grumble

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yellowdingo wrote:

Disney buys out Marvel for 4 billion dollars

Kitty Pryde Vs Sheego

One more reason I'm glad I'm a Dark Horse kinda guy.

[Aberzombie]

Creepy stuff:

National Endowment for the Arts supporting ObamaCare

This one bugs me mostly because I've never been comfortable with the NEA using taxpayer dollars to support "art" that most taxpayers will never see. Now that they seem to be getting into the business of using those taxpayer dollars to support one side over the other, it bugs me even more.

Bills give government more control of internet.

This one is just plain Big Brother scary. I wouldn't want this kind of power in any government officials hand.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Aberzombie wrote:

Bills give government more control of internet.

This one is just plain Big Brother scary. I wouldn't want this kind of power in any government officials hand.

I say give the post to Randall Munroe and see what he does with it.

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And the King Ignoramus crown goes to...

Brought to you by the ...Well, Actually... Department.

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The Chupacabra Caught?

[Mac Boyce]

Go Go Power Ranger!!!!

But seriously, I hope he does well.

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Cat survives arrow through head

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Police officer shoots fireman in dispute over traffic ticket

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The world needs more people like Kaleb Eulls

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Apparently contagious yawning isn't just a human phenomenon

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Our eye on the deepest reaches of the universe is restored and better than ever

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A new version of morse code

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A new use for all that fat

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Wolves and dogs: Differing responses-possible inspiration for gamers?

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Solid Snake would be so proud.

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The musical tastes of monkeys

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An old favourite finds new uses

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A new way to float

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Leapin' lizard tails

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Weird stuff from across the world-Sept 10

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Weird news from around the world-Sept 9

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Weird news from around the world-Sept 1

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Weird news from around the world-Sept 3

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Bank account denied to armless man due to lack of fingerprints.

[houstonderek]

Steven Purcell wrote:

The musical tastes of monkeys

Yeah, but the Monkeys probably only like the stuff from The Black Album on. In fact, I think ONLY monkeys like that crap!

;)

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Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Bank account denied to armless man due to lack of fingerprints.

Amazing.

Aberzombie wrote:

Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

No kidding... How does anyone take him seriously? Or do they?

[pres man]

Aberzombie wrote:

Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

Shouldn't he be out getting fishsticks or something?

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Aberzombie wrote:

Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

This just in: sky is blue.

Personally, I can't stand any of the people mentioned in that article.

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pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

Shouldn't he be out getting fishsticks or something?

Am I missing a story here? Fishsticks?

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Adam Daigle wrote:

pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

Shouldn't he be out getting fishsticks or something?

Am I missing a story here? Fishsticks?

Here you go.

Related news:
Obama calls Kanye a jackass

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pres man wrote:

Adam Daigle wrote:

pres man wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kanye West once again acts like a complete ass

Shouldn't he be out getting fishsticks or something?

Am I missing a story here? Fishsticks?

Here you go.

Related news:
Obama calls Kanye a jackass

The song at the end of that South Park episode is hilarious. It's a spot-on impression of his music.

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Australian cat strays 2,400 miles, returns home

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That guy from Max and Me

New Montauk Monster; someone call Mulder.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Andrew Turner wrote:

That guy from Max and Me

New Montauk Monster; someone call Mulder.

That looks very much like a sloth that has been dead and in the water for a week or so. Why is it that everyone freaks out every time a hairless, bloated dead animal washes up on some beach?

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A new critter Jacobs will try to get added to a bestiary in the future? Could be useful as a start point for a t-rex animal companion as well (Here's hoping)