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Aberzombie wrote:
Disenchanter wrote:

Here is a good one...

School secretly snapped 1000s of students at home.

Yeah, that was a local thing for me. Not my district, but close enough that it creeped me out big time.

Why am I not surprised that it was worse than the district claimed?

Scarab Sages

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Gov't OKs 1st US offshore wind farm, off Mass.
Don't you love NIMBY environmentalism?

Yup. Especially when it gets a sudden b!*~$ slap.


The multifunction beer cooler

The next geeration of bouncers?

Video game merit badge not as fun as one might think

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Steven Purcell wrote:
Video game merit badge not as fun as one might think

The article seems to have gotten some of their facts wrong: Cub Scouts (ages 6-11) earn belt loops and pins. Boy Scouts (ages 12-18) earn merit badges.

It also seems like a ploy to drive up membership. Scouting has historically stressed outdoor activities, and this seems to run counter to a lot of things Scouting has stood for. It bugs me.

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Hong Kong architect turns 350 sq. ft. shoebox apartment into 24 rooms.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Steven Purcell wrote:
Video game merit badge not as fun as one might think

The article seems to have gotten some of their facts wrong: Cub Scouts (ages 6-11) earn belt loops and pins. Boy Scouts (ages 12-18) earn merit badges.

It also seems like a ploy to drive up membership. Scouting has historically stressed outdoor activities, and this seems to run counter to a lot of things Scouting has stood for. It bugs me.

I've heard rumors that they've been trying to merge Cub and Boy Scouts for years into some kind of weird Junior/Senior thing. This was a wild ass conspiracy theory thing even when I was going to scouts regularly, however.

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Freehold DM wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Steven Purcell wrote:
Video game merit badge not as fun as one might think

The article seems to have gotten some of their facts wrong: Cub Scouts (ages 6-11) earn belt loops and pins. Boy Scouts (ages 12-18) earn merit badges.

It also seems like a ploy to drive up membership. Scouting has historically stressed outdoor activities, and this seems to run counter to a lot of things Scouting has stood for. It bugs me.

I've heard rumors that they've been trying to merge Cub and Boy Scouts for years into some kind of weird Junior/Senior thing. This was a wild ass conspiracy theory thing even when I was going to scouts regularly, however.

I've gone through Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, and am now a member of an adult Venture Crew, and I'd never heard that. Interesting...


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Don't you love NIMBY environmentalism?

No kidding. If the Greens ever want to be taken seriously over here, they need to start by using some vague semblance of logic in their reasoning. We'd all benefit.

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The latest from the halls of Fundamentalist Christianity:

Tendency to blame witchcraft and demons for perceived societal ills is growing among fundamentalist Christians.

A new paradigm of demon-fighting, raising the dead, and taking over the world.

Pastor Jack Hayford says sex with a demonic sky goddess drove down Japanese stock market.

Generational Curses, Deliverance Centers, and the Kingdom Health Care System.

Conservative Christians, including Pastor Jack Hayford and Paul McGuire weave New World Order conspiracy theory and demonology into sermons.

Paul McGuire describes depopulation scheme of evil elite who he claims are having body parts cloned in "secret laboratories", and breeding, in those secret laboratories, a "genetically perfect master race".

"Gay demon" exorcist and "idol burner" Cindy Jacobs to share stage with Virginia GOP Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli.

Cindy Jacobs heals the possibly sick with the power of her incredibly annoying voice.

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Liverpool gunman "shot taxi driver and apologised."

The Exchange

Mr Shiney...

You missed one

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Gulf of Mexico Oil Well Leak worries the US.

So if they cant cap it, they pose the risk of the gulf turning into a poisonous pit of flamable nasty. What happens when the first hurricane causes a lightning strike and ignites the sea? Near perpetual Firestorm fueled by Oil that cant be stopped until the deposit runs dry or the pressure drops sufficiently.

If they cant cap it the only option is to build a sea wall from florida to cuba and cuba to mexico...and drain the gulf of mexico through high volume pumping stations and oil filtration plants.

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yellowdingo wrote:

Gulf of Mexico Oil Well Leak worries the US.

So if they cant cap it, they pose the risk of the gulf turning into a poisonous pit of flamable nasty. What happens when the first hurricane causes a lightning strike and ignites the sea? Near perpetual Firestorm fueled by Oil that cant be stopped until the deposit runs dry or the pressure drops sufficiently.

If they cant cap it the only option is to build a sea wall from florida to cuba and cuba to mexico...and drain the gulf of mexico through high volume pumping stations and oil filtration plants.

Hah! I just read an email from a concerned Louisiana citizen who was seriously worried lightning would strike the oil and start a massive fire. I'm in Robert, La., right now working on media response for this spill. We've gotten all sorts of inquiries ranging from solutions to hate mail for BP.

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Velcro Zipper wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

Gulf of Mexico Oil Well Leak worries the US.

So if they cant cap it, they pose the risk of the gulf turning into a poisonous pit of flamable nasty. What happens when the first hurricane causes a lightning strike and ignites the sea? Near perpetual Firestorm fueled by Oil that cant be stopped until the deposit runs dry or the pressure drops sufficiently.

If they cant cap it the only option is to build a sea wall from florida to cuba and cuba to mexico...and drain the gulf of mexico through high volume pumping stations and oil filtration plants.

Hah! I just read an email from a concerned Louisiana citizen who was seriously worried lightning would strike the oil and start a massive fire. I'm in Robert, La., right now working on media response for this spill. We've gotten all sorts of inquiries ranging from solutions to hate mail for BP.

Ask me how well it will go down when the USA is forced to recognize Cuba and Mexico as US states...just to cap an oil leak.

Would a Hurricane turn Oil into Aerosol particles and spray it across the gulf states?

Wait...hatemail for BP? :)

Scarab Sages

Car bomb scares Times Square but fails to explode


Velcro Zipper wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

Gulf of Mexico Oil Well Leak worries the US.

So if they cant cap it, they pose the risk of the gulf turning into a poisonous pit of flamable nasty. What happens when the first hurricane causes a lightning strike and ignites the sea? Near perpetual Firestorm fueled by Oil that cant be stopped until the deposit runs dry or the pressure drops sufficiently.

If they cant cap it the only option is to build a sea wall from florida to cuba and cuba to mexico...and drain the gulf of mexico through high volume pumping stations and oil filtration plants.

Hah! I just read an email from a concerned Louisiana citizen who was seriously worried lightning would strike the oil and start a massive fire. I'm in Robert, La., right now working on media response for this spill. We've gotten all sorts of inquiries ranging from solutions to hate mail for BP.

Good luck!


Power in motion

Using the immune system to beat cancers

Humanity's next "Avatar' on Mars


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Velcro Zipper wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

Gulf of Mexico Oil Well Leak worries the US.

So if they cant cap it, they pose the risk of the gulf turning into a poisonous pit of flamable nasty. What happens when the first hurricane causes a lightning strike and ignites the sea? Near perpetual Firestorm fueled by Oil that cant be stopped until the deposit runs dry or the pressure drops sufficiently.

If they cant cap it the only option is to build a sea wall from florida to cuba and cuba to mexico...and drain the gulf of mexico through high volume pumping stations and oil filtration plants.

Hah! I just read an email from a concerned Louisiana citizen who was seriously worried lightning would strike the oil and start a massive fire. I'm in Robert, La., right now working on media response for this spill. We've gotten all sorts of inquiries ranging from solutions to hate mail for BP.
Good luck!

+1 to what Bitter Thorn said and a couple articles:

The worrisome extent of the oil spill

The effects of the slick onshore

A contentious plan to stop some of the oil


Riding the solar wind

The underwhelming giant earthworm

More clues about the origins of the oceans


Making our own morphine?

The future of stargazing high up in the Atacama

Elephants give warning about bees


A new approach to conservation

Oxytocin and its effects on men

This will probably get someone nominated for a Darwin award

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And now back to my regularly scheduled strange news articles.

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'Star Wars' to be turned into sitcom.

Uniontown man says he's pregnant, allegedly kicks officer.

A slow news day in Salisbury.

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Beware of falling laptops.

Woman with parrot perched on face arrested after throwing inhaler.

Man delivers obituary to newspaper, hangs himself.

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Dallas man arrested after digging up grave and stealing human foot.

Man purposely vomited on girl at Phillies game, police say.

Man shoots at propane tank. Propane tank explodes. No, really.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Man purposely vomited on girl at Phillies game, police say.

I swear it wasn't me! No, really!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Man shoots at propane tank. Propane tank explodes. No, really.

"The investigation is continuing." Really? Man shoots propane tank; injures self. Seems pretty open and shut to me. What more do the police want to know?


Aberzombie wrote:
Car bomb scares Times Square but fails to explode

I was working in that neighborhood the night before- thank god I wasn't there for a Saturday shift.

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Tarren Dei wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Man shoots at propane tank. Propane tank explodes. No, really.
"The investigation is continuing." Really? Man shoots propane tank; injures self. Seems pretty open and shut to me. What more do the police want to know?

It's part of the propane industry's plan to institute a New World Order. I'm sure of it.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Man shoots at propane tank. Propane tank explodes. No, really.
"The investigation is continuing." Really? Man shoots propane tank; injures self. Seems pretty open and shut to me. What more do the police want to know?
It's part of the propane industry's plan to institute a New World Order. I'm sure of it.

We need Tom Hanks to investigate.

The Exchange

Tarren Dei wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Man shoots at propane tank. Propane tank explodes. No, really.
"The investigation is continuing." Really? Man shoots propane tank; injures self. Seems pretty open and shut to me. What more do the police want to know?
It's part of the propane industry's plan to institute a New World Order. I'm sure of it.
We need Tom Hanks to investigate.

Oh please not another one of those movies!


Time in a crisis stays as normal; our peceptions merely change


Alcohol and social groups


The coding of E. coli and Linux compared


Science-related tattooes


Hitting clouds with lasers to try and make rain

Mammoth blood well adapted to the cold

The continuing threat on the Gulf coast


A few cases of self inflicted surgery

The top brass weighs in on childhood nutrition


Dinosaurs of a feather flock together


Gene-stealing aphids


Mirror movements


Steven Purcell wrote:
Science-related tattooes

This may be the coolest thing you have ever posted!!!


Labour parliamentary candidate calls Brown "the worst Prime Minister ever"

Funny! :-)
Well, I don't know about that. It's surely a coin-toss between Brown & Blair.

The Exchange

2000 year old Cthulu Cult draw perfect circle

Dark Archive

This is definitely taking "prank the passed out drunk guy" too far!

Man Dies After Eel Prank


Velcro Zipper wrote:
I'm in Robert, La., right now working on media response for this spill. We've gotten all sorts of inquiries ranging from solutions to hate mail for BP.

I'm hearing from all my co-workers that it "has to be the terrorists." The logic seems to be that all drilling is "good for America" and therefore 100% safe, and that environmental issues never occur normally in a free market, because the magic of capitalism prevents them. Therefore, the only way this could have occurred is through deliberate terrorism. I've also been challenged to "prove it wasn't Al-Quada!" (abetted by illegal immigrants and Mexican drug cartels, who I'm told are all in cahoots with the Taliban).


Natural selection in action

Scarab Sages

Picasso sells at NYC auction for record $106.5M

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yellowdingo wrote:
2000 year old Cthulu Cult draw perfect circle

Definitely cool, but not that hard. All you need is a stick and some rope.

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Steven Purcell wrote:
Natural selection in action

Super Weed?

Dark Archive

ericthecleric wrote:

Labour parliamentary candidate calls Brown "the worst Prime Minister ever"

Funny! :-)
Well, I don't know about that. It's surely a coin-toss between Brown & Blair.

O come on Margaraet Thatcher wouldn't have a clue even if it bombed the faulkland Islands..... wait a second......

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