Tired of the same old cult. Tired of the dark dungeons and bloody alters. Has Orcus and Demogorgon got you down in the Abyssal dumps. I'm here to announce that I can add something better to your frosty winter day.
Tired of snow?
Tired of rain?
Tired of Things that go bump in the night under a full moon?
Tired of Battlestar Galactica?
Come be apart of the Bright and Sunny Cult. I, your deity, Sunny Godhead will personally brighten your day in any way I can.
Interested? Post your questions, and await for a sunny reply.
Tired of the same old cult. Tired of the dark dungeons and bloody alters. Has Orcus and Demogorgon got you down in the Abyssal dumps. I'm here to announce that I can add something better to your frosty winter day.
Tired of snow?
Tired of rain?
Tired of Things that go bump in the night under a full moon?
Tired of Battlestar Galactica?
Come be apart of the Bright and Sunny Cult. I, your deity, Sunny Godhead will personally brighten your day in any way I can.
Interested? Post your questions, and await for a sunny reply.
Hmmm. Another cult for the Jacks to destroy & assimilate.
I look forward to sending my Legion of Sacred Jihadist Frycooks forward into your lands to rape, burn and pillage while saving you from your pernicious heresy. Thank you for worshiping at Church and Munch™! Please come again, or we will tie you to a pile of wood and burn your apostate @ss!
Boys, there be another cult! Attack! Mount the giant eagles!
I look forward to sending my Legion of Sacred Jihadist Frycooks forward into your lands to rape, burn and pillage while saving you from your pernicious heresy. Thank you for worshiping at Church and Munch™! Please come again, or we will tie you to a pile of wood and burn your apostate @ss!
If I remember to Sacred Order of Divinity and Planar Afterlifes, vol. 14, Pg. 134, Sunny Godhead, no, any godhead trumps Megapopes by default.
Uh, do you take coupons?
Oh well, I'm off to brighten someone's day
Another heretical cult?
Oh a cult I brings gifts then
Leaves baskets of tribbles
A new cult! New idols to steal! Woohoo!
I'll drag these dead lizardmen out of the way, while you climb up there and pry its eyes out.
Hell with the eyes I can teleport the whole thing out...Humm this would look good in the living room
Teleports away the the idol
Well, at least there's still plenty of other loot here.
*Begins stuffing everything that seems valuble into his pockets.*
Tired of Things that go bump in the night under a full moon?
We go Hump in the night under all moon phases, does that count?
*Humps Sunny Godhead's leg*
Hey MR, leave the tribbles, those ain't worth your pocket space!
*Steals the Sunshine*
WOuld you share some sunshine with the froggie ponds?
Ribbit!
"Kill the Ribbit! Kill the Ribbit!"
Yikes!
*flees*
Hey MR, leave the tribbles, those ain't worth your pocket space!
*Steals the Sunshine*
You have never seen a dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarm i take it. I'll fix that
Unleashes 6 dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarms
"Kill the Ribbit! Kill the Ribbit!"
The Jack's have been trying to do that for a long time. Those little critters are crafty.
Hey, I found where they stash their beer! Wow, there's a lot here! No wonder they are a happy cult. *Begins taking the kegs back to the Jacks' Clubhouse*
Hey, I found where they stash their beer! Wow, there's a lot here! No wonder they are a happy cult. *Begins taking the kegs back to the Jacks' Clubhouse*
Don't bother JRHM, lets just drink it right here!
Cheeers!
*glugluglu...*
Maybe if we pour some beer in the water the Ribbits will be easier to catch. I hear frog legs are mighty tasty. Yummy!!!!
Hey, I found where they stash their beer! Wow, there's a lot here! No wonder they are a happy cult. *Begins taking the kegs back to the Jacks' Clubhouse*Don't bother JRHM, lets just drink it right here!
Cheeers!
*glugluglu...*
I guess it wouldn't hurt to have a little. However, we've gotta save some for our fellow Jacks.
Maybe if we pour some beer in the water the Ribbits will be easier to catch. I hear frog legs are mighty tasty. Yummy!!!!
Perhaps, but wasting beer like that is a sacrilege to the Jacks' belief systems.
Perhaps 1 out of every 24 mugs? It shouldn't take much to get the Ribbits drunk and then we can have frog legs and beer.
Perhaps 1 out of every 24 mugs? It shouldn't take much to get the Ribbits drunk and then we can have frog legs and beer.
Yes, but their pond is huge and we probably wouldn't have enough beer to get them drunk. Besides, they have very large allies that I do not wish to anger.
What allies? Even if they have a mythical Froghemoth, I think we can take it. Then think of the meat on its legs. Whoot!!!!
What allies? Even if they have a mythical Froghemoth, I think we can take it. Then think of the meat on its legs. Whoot!!!!
Dragons! A father and son. Here is the location of the Frog Pond if you want to find it. I'm feeling generous today *gives two kegs to Kiratlan*. Try your luck.
Okay, that's a little different. Maybe I'll just sit here with you and get drunk.. Do you mind? *hic*
Okay, that's a little different. Maybe I'll just sit here with you and get drunk.. Do you mind? *hic*
That's the spirt!!!
And you are right JRHD; lets save sum for the fellow Jacks at the house, but just a little :D
Cheers!
The collective shows up scans the place for anything useful, Takes all the recyclable items and leaves...removing the doors and door frames as they go
They do leave pamphlets about the benefits of assimilation
Okay, that's a little different. Maybe I'll just sit here with you and get drunk.. Do you mind? *hic*
Btw, have you thought about becoming a Jack? I think you would like it. We drink beer all day!
As long as it isn't 3.2, but Dunkel, I'm your man. *hic*
Okay, that's a little different. Maybe I'll just sit here with you and get drunk.. Do you mind? *hic*
*Glare*
That's a very good idea, because my Uncle Meepo is drinking there right now and he has a machine gun.
As long as it isn't 3.2, but Dunkel, I'm your man. *hic*
All you have to do is go to the Angry Jack Cult thread, take a Jack name, and take our Avatar and you're good to go.
Okay, that's a little different. Maybe I'll just sit here with you and get drunk.. Do you mind? *hic**Glare*
That's a very good idea, because my Uncle Meepo is drinking there right now and he has a machine gun.
I noticed that you've been protective towards the frogs and their pond. What do they have over you, or better yet, what kind of scam do you have planned for them?
WOuld you share some sunshine with the froggie ponds?
Ribbit!
Sure my child. The Sunny Godhead enjoys the companionship of all amphibians.
Dragonflies and sunny swampy froggy ponds for all.
Unless, of course, you're a very original Jack. What are you doing over here, Righto?
Unless, of course, you're a very original Jack. What are you doing over here, Righto?
Pillaging this new cult, trying to get a new recruit, and taking back to the clubhouse a little beer that I "found". Want some?
Top me off!
Speaking of new recruits, I've seen a "Repairman Jack" wandering around the boards. Why isn't he in attendance at the clubhouse?
Top me off!
Speaking of new recruits, I've seen a "Repairman Jack" wandering around the boards. Why isn't he in attendance at the clubhouse?
I don't know. We'll have to catch up to him and ask him to join.
By the way, I brought a selection of tanning oils and sunblocks with me to this thread. Opening his large company bag. Help yourself. I thought we should have some protection, just in case this self-proclaimed deity was hotter than we might have guessed, what-what!
By the way, I brought a selection of tanning oils and sunblocks with me to this thread. Opening his large company bag. Help yourself. I thought we should have some protection, just in case this self-proclaimed deity was hotter than we might have guessed, what-what!
Thanks, but my "skin" can tolerate anything this false-god puts out. I think I'm going to leave for now anyways. All this "goodness" and "love" emanating from this place is making me nauseous. Can you help me take the beer back to the clubhouse?
By the way, I brought a selection of tanning oils and sunblocks with me to this thread. Opening his large company bag. Help yourself. I thought we should have some protection, just in case this self-proclaimed deity was hotter than we might have guessed, what-what!
You are very perceptive Panama Jack. The tanny oils will do wonders for your skin or any elven hotties that except mebership. As for the heat, we're no better than South Florida or the Bahamas. We have an endless supply of beach towls and outdoor accessories.
Oh did I mention we have spiced rum and vodka too.
By the way, I brought a selection of tanning oils and sunblocks with me to this thread. Opening his large company bag. Help yourself. I thought we should have some protection, just in case this self-proclaimed deity was hotter than we might have guessed, what-what!You are very perceptive Panama Jack. The tanny oils will do wonders for your skin or any elven hotties that except mebership. As for the heat, we're no better than South Florida or the Bahamas. We have an endless supply of beach towls and outdoor accessories.
Oh did I mention we have spiced rum and vodka too.
Thanks, we'll take that too. *Takes the rum and vodka*
Thanks, we'll take that too. *Takes the rum and vodka*
Oh did I mention we have spiced rum and vodka too.
Help yourself. There's plenty more in the secret cult cellars.
Oh a cult I brings gifts then
Leaves baskets of tribbles
Thank you. Sunny Godhead has authorized the consumption of tribbles on this thread.
Hey MR, leave the tribbles, those ain't worth your pocket space!
*Steals the Sunshine*
You have never seen a dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarm i take it. I'll fix that
Unleashes 6 dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarms
I love stamping on tribbles. Looovveee iiitttt!
Glares about
"I see a lot of heretics that should be getting a late night snack and some sorely-needed absolution at the Church and Munch™ Open All-Night Drive Thru Confessional™."
Taps one of his blue-suede-and-rhinestone shoes on the floor impatiently
Coming, Righto! carts off barrel of black rum, sends Reggie back for a couple more.
I love stamping on tribbles. Looovveee iiitttt!Hey MR, leave the tribbles, those ain't worth your pocket space!
*Steals the Sunshine*
You have never seen a dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarm i take it. I'll fix that
Unleashes 6 dire,carnivorous hive minded fiendish tribble swarms
Glad you like...wait till the winged ones get here.... Oh and I'll bring naked succubus pole dancers and a decanter of endless wine