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I'll have to scratch together some money and attend, then.
By the way Todd, what are you using to denucleate the eggs, I've been running into a few complications using uv light. Is there a way to concentrate it directly on the nucleus?This is a drunken conversation I want to hear next Gen Con.
Conceptually I'm familiar with a few methods...Nah, it'll just devolve into a 'my beta-protein/nuclear whatsit is bigger than yours' argument. Then the rubber gloves get whipped out and all hell breaks loose.
Hey, on second hand...
No, actually it won't.
It will quickly devolve into drunken people trying to perform violent DNA extractions upon unwitting bystanders. Of course, this won't work out well for anyone, but I can be quite convincing given the proper beverages and incentives.On a side note, I didn't ask Todd to get into a pissing match, I asked because he obviously has more experience than me in cloning.
I'm pretty much just playing around with frog eggs at the moment, and failing horribly.
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No, actually it won't.
It will quickly devolve into drunken people trying to perform violent DNA extractions upon unwitting bystanders. Of course, this won't work out well for anyone, but I can be quite convincing given the proper beverages and incentives.
I've seen it!
Wait. I've been part of it. Not that I can clearly remember, of course.
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But back on topic, as I understand it, chickens still have genes that code for them having teeth, they're just never expressed except in freaky cases. 10 foot tall chickens, with teeth. Better than any guard dogs. :)woah
Teeth like a dinosuar? Teeth like a person? Teeth like a shark? None of the options will help me sleep at night.
Dino teeth! Check out the skeleton of an emu and a velociraptor when you get a chance. Even more frightening both emus and ostritches can become sexually attracted humans when kept in captivity.
There's a thought for the Thanksgiving table.
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No, actually it won't.
It will quickly devolve into drunken people trying to perform violent DNA extractions upon unwitting bystanders. Of course, this won't work out well for anyone, but I can be quite convincing given the proper beverages and incentives.I've seen it!
Wait. I've been part of it. Not that I can clearly remember, of course.
My bad Adam,
I know Boomer and I told you that what we were performing on you was a DNA extraction, but um. we lied. No hard feelings, ok?
I know Boomer and I told you that what we were performing on you was a DNA extraction, but um. we lied. No hard feelings, ok?
Ooooh, oldest trick in the book!
Even more frightening both emus and ostritches can become sexually attracted humans when kept in captivity.
O_o
Astonishing what fields research has moved into.
Must have been awkward the first time they found that out...
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I know Boomer and I told you that what we were performing on you was a DNA extraction, but um. we lied. No hard feelings, ok?Ooooh, oldest trick in the book!
Even more frightening both emus and ostritches can become sexually attracted humans when kept in captivity.O_o
Astonishing what fields research has moved into.
Must have been awkward the first time they found that out...
I've seen some unbelievable footage of an unsuspecting man asleep in an emu field...
Which would make it the opposite of the typical drunken gathering, where people are hoping to perform DNA *injections* on unwitting bystanders...
Unwitting?
"Can I put my finger into your navel?"
"Okay"....."THAT'S NOT MY NAVEL!"
"It's okay - it's not my finger, either!" ???
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I've seen some unbelievable footage of an unsuspecting man asleep in an emu field...
I know Boomer and I told you that what we were performing on you was a DNA extraction, but um. we lied. No hard feelings, ok?Ooooh, oldest trick in the book!
Even more frightening both emus and ostritches can become sexually attracted humans when kept in captivity.O_o
Astonishing what fields research has moved into.
Must have been awkward the first time they found that out...
That um puts a whole new twist into those bird men I was planning for an encounter.
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No, actually it won't.
It will quickly devolve into drunken people trying to perform violent DNA extractions upon unwitting bystanders. Of course, this won't work out well for anyone, but I can be quite convincing given the proper beverages and incentives.
I've seen it!
Wait. I've been part of it. Not that I can clearly remember, of course.
Let me refresh your memory.
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A ten foot tall ill-tempered chicken with teeth as a mount? This isn't new. Hasn't anyone here played "Joust"?
What we need is to create one of those things with several pairs of legs. Then we'll make mad money selling them to KFC. Who wouldn't want an original recipe or extra crispy drumstick as big as their own leg?
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No, actually it won't.
It will quickly devolve into drunken people trying to perform violent DNA extractions upon unwitting bystanders. Of course, this won't work out well for anyone, but I can be quite convincing given the proper beverages and incentives.I've seen it!
Wait. I've been part of it. Not that I can clearly remember, of course.Let me refresh your memory.
You dirty, dirty, slutbag.
Ha! That Boomer's always goofing off like that.
Actually, this is extra funny because just this Tuesday my boss sent me that link with the attached message, "WTF?"
Good times. :)
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I know Boomer and I told you that what we were performing on you was a DNA extraction, but um. we lied. No hard feelings, ok?Ooooh, oldest trick in the book!
Even more frightening both emus and ostritches can become sexually attracted humans when kept in captivity.O_o
Astonishing what fields research has moved into.
Must have been awkward the first time they found that out...
Dude, that one. With the grey splotchy feathers....I think she's into you. Put your arms out wide and strut around in circles, kicking up dust, and she is all yours. I guess the fat, mean looking one is mine....I hate being a wing-man.
Dude, that one. With the grey splotchy feathers....I think she's into you. Put your arms out wide and strut around in circles, kicking up dust, and she is all yours. I guess the fat, mean looking one is mine....I hate being a wing-man.
Well, at least I can get birds to be interested in me. Not the kind of ...chick, I had in mind, but that's life. But I think it will only last until she finds out I'm an obsessive aviophage.