Hmmm, I could probably do the tightrope. Nothing draws a crowd like watching someone fall to their death from a great height. But a repeat performance might be tricky ; )I can stand underneath, looking up.
In the interests of health and safety, I mean...err, yeah. Not to see your pants. Oh no. Health and safety. That's the one.
As long as you're going to break my fall, I won't complain about you looking up my dress : ) (It's a tightrope act. The costume is kind of designed for that.)
Oh; I so want to be the fortune teller; and can do a fire swallowing and eating show; hehe; i need a fine piece of woman flesh to throw flaming dagger at as she spins on the wheel of death though; any volunteers; hehe always nice to have some nice philly around to help with the fortune tellinf of Valegrim's Eye of FATE; hehe can probably sucker some poor sap into making a real wish <evil chuckle>
I might be able to be convinced to be strapped to the wheel of death.....You're really good at throwing those things accurately, right? Right?
I wanna be the geek who bites the heads off of everything in the monster manuals. That's right. All of them.
Well now lassie; I throw them so well...its like Magic; hehe imagine that :) helps to have big mojo telekinesis and a whole slew of magic. Ifn you work with me I could make sure you dont splatter that purtyness all over tarnation; gots me some nice TK; levitate; fly; you name it; us Efreeties are magic incarnate and dont have those stupid Genies bottled up living conditions; hehe teach them to ruin their economy and get the whole race sold into slavery to pay thier debts.
I wanna be the geek who bites the heads off of everything in the monster manuals. That's right. All of them.
How do you bite the head of off a gibbering mouther? I'd pay to see that.
and I am a darn good cook :)
