something involving mosquitos and bug zappers cmes to mind...
This brings up an interesting point.
An empty post is a sort of Rorschach test. Each person sees whatever they want to see. For some reason Derek chose bugzappoppin', where I clearly see koalas mating in a whirling blender and loving it. Is it weird that they gleefully enjoy being shredded during copulation?
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This brings up an interesting point.
An empty post is a sort of Rorschach test. Each person sees whatever they want to see. For some reason Derek chose bugzappoppin', where I clearly see koalas mating in a whirling blender and loving it. Is it weird that they gleefully enjoy being shredded during copulation?
Not at all. I wonder if they taste like a eucalyptus smoothie?
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lol, all hail thread!Therefore, this thread is not the absence of a thread. Rather, it is undefined.You can not use science to prove the existence of Thread. You just need faith in Thread.
There is only one true Thread and its name is Thread and nothing is it's prophet. Ignore Thread and be praised.
i just moved to nebraska, and i love the runza sandwich. its the best sandwich ever. long live the runza sandwich. and long live the ignorererers of this thread.
and i just killed 4 flies in two minutes
Descartes has a few things to say about your empyrical evidence...Maybe you're imagining things? There isn't any thread here for you to post in.But I can see the thread! With my eyes! And people are talking in it! How could I be imagining this? This thread, it exists!
Descartes was misguided (though not about your point here. More where he went next with it all), this is more John Locke "Tableux Rasa" I suspect.
Elcian
Not at all. I wonder if they taste like a eucalyptus smoothie?This brings up an interesting point.
An empty post is a sort of Rorschach test. Each person sees whatever they want to see. For some reason Derek chose bugzappoppin', where I clearly see koalas mating in a whirling blender and loving it. Is it weird that they gleefully enjoy being shredded during copulation?
Very astute. JUST like eucalyptus smoothie! And the penny flavor of blood... and the sawdust flavor of bonemeal... and the bland bread pudding flavor of critter innards. And for some inexplicable reason, an insouciant hint of Paul Hogan.
maybe copulating koalas are so intensly into the experience they don't even registert he whirling blades? will koala noses be the next popular aphrodisiac? will bob ever understand his wife?
Hey, I'd watch it.
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i just moved to nebraska, and i love the runza sandwich. its the best sandwich ever. long live the runza sandwich. and long live the ignorererers of this thread.
I grew up in Nebraska. I love the runza sandwich also...I even learned to make them for Nebraska game days, since no Runza Hut exists OUTSIDE of Nebraska.
Long live the Runza!
(looks around) What's all this then? A thread?
Now I understand. The thread is what it isn't, and that conundrum breeds worship.
Your people fascinate me.
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Hey, I'd watch it.maybe copulating koalas are so intensly into the experience they don't even registert he whirling blades? will koala noses be the next popular aphrodisiac? will bob ever understand his wife?
it's in my top five shows ever.
of course, there's no way for you to know that, since i didn't actually post that nugget in a thread anywhere....
I seem to have stumbled on this non-thread while looking for an actual thread. Does anyone know where that one may be?
I seem to have stumbled on this non-thread while looking for an actual thread. Does anyone know where that one may be?
It's always been there in your own heart, Dextro.
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Now Thread Said; "Ma, whenever ya see a cop beatin' a guy
Wherever a hungry new born baby cries
Wherever there's a fight against the blood and hatred in the air
Look for me ma'
Thread'll be there
Wherever somebodies stuglin' for a place to stand
For a decent job or a helpin' hand
Wherever somebody is strugglin' to be free
Look in their eyes ma,
You'll see Thread! "
I seem to have stumbled on this non-thread while looking for an actual thread. Does anyone know where that one may be?It's always been there in your own heart, Dextro.
There can be only one Thread (and this isn't it).
Now Thread Said; "Ma, whenever ya see a cop beatin' a guy
Wherever a hungry new born baby cries
Wherever there's a fight against the blood and hatred in the air
Look for me ma'
Thread'll be there
Wherever somebodies stuglin' for a place to stand
For a decent job or a helpin' hand
Wherever somebody is strugglin' to be free
Look in their eyes ma,
You'll see Thread! "
That was truly gorgeous.
I've been ignoring this thread for over a day!
You're doing fantastic even though your karma is backwards.
I tried to ignore this thread.
I tried to ignore this thread.
And for that you should be commended. But, as a species, we tend to go where we're told not to.
It's why we die a lot.
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I tried to ignore this thread.And for that you should be commended. But, as a species, we tend to go where we're told not to.
It's why we die a lot.
You're telling me. I just came back from a party where every single member of the opposite sex was spoken for. Let me tell you, it certainly feels like a place I didn't belong.
Hi?
You're telling me. I just came back from a party where every single member of the opposite sex was spoken for. Let me tell you, it certainly feels like a place I didn't belong.I tried to ignore this thread.And for that you should be commended. But, as a species, we tend to go where we're told not to.
It's why we die a lot.
Sorry to hear it, Nameless. :\
:::Counts every gold coin in his treasure horde:::
:::Looks at the growing thread it:::
::Ignores it:::
:::Goes back to counting coins:::
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The ignorers of Thread unite and stand against those who have noticed Thread. All Ignoreres of Thread repeat after me the litanay of Thread.
omm..There is no thread...I don't see any thread...No, nothing here move along...This is not the thread you were looking for...Whats this empty space for...No, still nothing...Paul Hogan's Thread is over there...omm.
Ignore Thread and be praised
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The ignorers of Thread unite and stand against those who have noticed Thread. All Ignoreres of Thread repeat after me the litanay of Thread.
omm..There is no thread...I don't see any thread...No, nothing here move along...This is not the thread you were looking for...Whats this empty space for...No, still nothing...Paul Hogan's Thread is over there...omm.
Ignore Thread and be praised
Too late....You have posted on Thread. You have been assimilated..... and not in the fun way.
Hi?
Horses of the world, neigh your praises to Thread! All are welcome!
Hi?Horses of the world, neigh your praises to Thread! All are welcome!
What about mules? EEEEYYYYYYOOoOOOAaoaoaoaaaaa!
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What about mules? EEEEYYYYYYOOoOOOAaoaoaoaaaaa!Hi?Horses of the world, neigh your praises to Thread! All are welcome!
Pay no attention to the horseburgers, there is no Thread. The horseburgers follow the false thread of Paul Hogan. All true belivers know that Thread does not exist, ignore Thread and be praised.
There is a thread and I am its topic. Discuss me and post snarky comments for the amusement of others. This Thread must be recognized.
The real Paul Hogan has approved this message
I say ... what is everyone looking at?
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Sorry to hear it, Nameless. :\You're telling me. I just came back from a party where every single member of the opposite sex was spoken for. Let me tell you, it certainly feels like a place I didn't belong.I tried to ignore this thread.And for that you should be commended. But, as a species, we tend to go where we're told not to.
It's why we die a lot.
Hmm, that came out more bitterly than I'd expected. Nevertheless, thank you!
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Hmm, that came out more bitterly than I'd expected. Nevertheless, thank you!Sorry to hear it, Nameless. :\You're telling me. I just came back from a party where every single member of the opposite sex was spoken for. Let me tell you, it certainly feels like a place I didn't belong.I tried to ignore this thread.And for that you should be commended. But, as a species, we tend to go where we're told not to.
It's why we die a lot.
bitter? no. somewhat exasperated? absolutely :)
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!!
Taoism: Thread happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Thread happens."
Buddhism: If Thread happens, it isn't really Thread.
Zen Buddhism: Thread is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of Thread happening?
Hinduism: This Thread has happened before.
Islam: If Thread happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If Thread happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If Thread happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If Thread happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let Thread happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This Thread was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if Thread happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if Thread happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Thread that happens to one person is just as good as Thread that happens to another.
Unitarian: Thread that happens to one person is just as bad as Thread that happens to another.
Lutheran: If Thread happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If Thread happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If Thread happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Thread must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this Thread always happen to us?
Calvinism: Thread happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No Thread shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all Thread.
Secular Humanism: Thread evolves.
Christian Science: When Thread happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Thread happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this Thread.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this Thread.
Utopianism: This Thread does not stink.
Darwinism: This Thread was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY Thread.
Communism: It's everybody's Thread.
Feminism: Men are Thread.
Chauvinism: We may be Thread, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this Thread.
Impressionism: From a distance, Thread looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this Thread.
Existentialism: Thread doesn't happen; Thread IS.
Existentialism #2: What is Thread, anyway?
Stoicism: This Thread is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good Thread happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this Thread.
Mormonism #2: This Thread is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let Thread happen.
Scientology: If Thread happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Thread happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our Thread?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Thread has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy Thread happens.
Hare Krishna: Thread happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this Thread!
Zoroastrianism: Thread happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB Threads.
Practical: Deal with Thread one day at a time.
Agnostic: Thread might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone Thread?
Agnostic #3: What is this Thread?
Satanism: SNEPPAH DAERHT.
Atheism: What Thread?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this Thread!
Nihilism: No Thread.
Wait, I think I just failed a Spot check!
Taoism: Thread happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Thread happens."
Buddhism: If Thread happens, it isn't really Thread.
Zen Buddhism: Thread is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of Thread happening?
Hinduism: This Thread has happened before.
Islam: If Thread happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If Thread happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If Thread happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If Thread happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let Thread happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This Thread was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if Thread happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if Thread happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Thread that happens to one person is just as good as Thread that happens to another.
Unitarian: Thread that happens to one person is just as bad as Thread that happens to another.
Lutheran: If Thread happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If Thread happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If Thread happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Thread must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this Thread always happen to us?
Calvinism: Thread happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No Thread shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all Thread.
Secular Humanism: Thread evolves.
Christian Science: When Thread happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Thread happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this Thread.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this Thread.
Utopianism: This Thread does not stink.
Darwinism: This Thread was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY Thread.
Communism: It's everybody's Thread.
Feminism: Men are Thread.
Chauvinism: We may be Thread, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this Thread.
Impressionism: From a distance, Thread looks...
Shintoism: There are threads all around us. Perhaps we are all threads too.
Shintoism #2: The goddess Amaterasu O-Mi-Kami is the ancestor of the thread.Eastern Orthodox: The Catholics had nothing do do with the thread.
Totalitarianism: There is no thread because I SAY SO!
Fascism: We will take that thread, thank you very much. Oh, and now we're going to force-feed you castor oil.
Socialism: The thread should belong to everybody.
Communism #2: The thread belongs to the proletariat. Shoot the kulak keeping it to himself.
Juche: Kim il-Sung created this thread, as he created every technological and social advance in life. Anyone who says otherwise is an Imperialist American spy! All Hail the Dear Leader and Great Leader. (There, I said it. You can put the gun away now...)
Nazism: Der thread has hischtorically belonged to Chermany from time immemorial und ve vill reclaim it! But ve only vant peace...
America (pre 2002): We declare a new blossoming of liberty in the thread.
America (2002 and beyond): There's oil in the thread AND a tenuous link to al-Qaeda? Bomb the (censored) out of it then...
McCarthyism: Are you now, or have you ever been, a thread?
Microsoft: We invented the thread originally, and anyone who tries to open-source it will be sued out of existence. Further, the thread will become the industry standard, even though it's a memory hog and laden with bugs (we can fix that with Thread Vista, of course, coming in 2009...)
Politicians: I'm (insert name here), and I approve this thread.
Pathfinder: Thread is backward compatible but now with more Hit Points.
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What serves no cause
and has no flaws
and everyone needs to join
A thing, a thing, a internet thing
everyone knows it's Thread
It's thread, it's thread
it's long, it's useless, it's fun
it's thread, it's thread
it's better than bad, it's kewl.
Everyone wants it, Thread
You're gonna like it, Thread
Everyone needs it, Thread
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This is Overkill and they approve this Thread!
Thread! Simply stated,
Thread! In a word.
Thread! Simply stated,
Thread!
Dirty little rumor, circulating round...
Spreadin' like the plague. in every little town.
Capturing the spirit! and goin' to the head.
Comin' from a blindspot,
Comin' out to Thread! Thread!
You know me...
Go!
Next time you see me!
I'll be walking, through that door.
And all those nasty habits,
Risin' up once more.
Here comes the promise,
In actions not said.
So make no bones about it...
I'm back to Thread....!
You or me.
Thread! Simply.
Thread! Thread!
Thread! In a word...
Thread! Thread! Thread!
Thread!!! Thread!
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What a Friend we have in Thread, all our sins and griefs to bear!
What a privilege to carry everything to Thread!
O what peace we often forfeit, O what needless pain we bear,
All because we do not carry everything to Thread.
Have we trials and temptations? Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged; take it to the Thread.
Can we find a Thread so faithful who will all our sorrows share?
Thread knows our every weakness; take it to the Thread.
Are we weak and heavy laden, cumbered with a load of care?
Precious Thread, still our refuge, take it to the Thread.
Do your friends despise, forsake you? Take it to the Thread!
Ignore Thread and be praised!
Once I've finished not posting on this thread, I'm going to shoot a snipe for my dinner and then play with my theoretical cat.
The possibilities are endless!