You look down the hall, but instead of a thread, you see three balors around a sign reading "Under Construction."
Minitru has just declared this an unthread, created by double-plus-ungood duckspeakers. All citizens are directed to ignore any hint that this thread existed and will return all materials bearing said evidence to Minitru for sanitization. All citizens who are still here will be remanded to Miniluv for treatment of Thoughtcrime.
All Hail Big Brother!
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength.
Don't Thread On Me
Is this an inthreadection?
...but I am the Thread Pirate Roberts!
...but I am the Thread Pirate Roberts!
That last joke was threadbare... ;P Suddenly I feel I'm at the end of my rope, with y'all stringing us along!
What serves no cause
and has no flaws
and everyone needs to joinA thing, a thing, a internet thing
everyone knows it's ThreadIt's thread, it's thread
it's long, it's useless, it's fun
it's thread, it's thread
it's better than bad, it's kewl.Everyone wants it, Thread
You're gonna like it, Thread
Everyone needs it, Thread
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairsRolls over your neighbor Fred?
What fits on your back
And is great for a snack?
It's Thread, Thread, Thread!
It's Thread, Thread
It's vanished, gone, kaput
It's Thread, Thread
It's better than bad, it's goot!
You're gonna want a thread, let's all go get a thread and a thread...
(Thread, new from Blammo[TM]!)
Perhaps its like Schroedinger's Cat....errr
Schroedinger's Thread...I guess.
It has the potential to both be ignored and not and hasn't realized its quantum potential until you choose one or the other. So it both does and does not exist...I think...I don't know.
No, I've decided.
I didn't look at this thread, therefore it does not exist.
Once I've finished not posting on this thread, I'm going to shoot a snipe for my dinner and then play with my theoretical cat.
The possibilities are endless!
Does the theoretical cat use kitty litter? Oh wait, my bad, ignore this thread.
Ignore this thread.
Ignore this thread.
Ignore this thread.
Ignore this thread.
I think it worked!!
No I was wrong.
Dang nabbit. Look what I started. I tried to make a thread to allow my other thread to appear. Well, my other thread appeared and this one didn't so I assumed that it got swallowed by the server. Then I go away for the weekend. Silly me.
Dang nabbit. Look what I started. I tried to make a thread to allow my other thread to appear. Well, my other thread appeared and this one didn't so I assumed that it got swallowed by the server. Then I go away for the weekend. Silly me.
What did you start? I don't see a thing ...
Director of Sales
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Dang nabbit. Look what I started. I tried to make a thread to allow my other thread to appear. Well, my other thread appeared and this one didn't so I assumed that it got swallowed by the server. Then I go away for the weekend. Silly me.What did you start? I don't see a thing ...
Me neither.
No idea.
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So how many pages long can a nonexistant thread get to be, anyway?
About 133 pages at last count.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
You have correctly answered my riddle. You may proceed to the next level of the Dungeon of Death!
So... is that good or bad?You have correctly answered my riddle. You may proceed to the next level of the Dungeon of Death!How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
~grabs you and shoves you down into the next level of the DUNGEON OF DEATH!!! tm ~ You tell me! ~slams the door shut behind you!
(~grins~ What happened to your previous comment? The title of the Dungoen get the better of you?)
What happened to the forum fascism that wanted all thread-jacking banned? Hmmm?
~grabs you and shoves you down into the next level of the DUNGEON OF DEATH!!! tm ~
Did you make a grapple check or grab attempt, as appropriate based on the rules system?
I vote for the Rifts game system's combat rules myself!
~turns and whaps CourtFool with a fresh perch~ Take that you fishy llama-poodle!
What happened to the forum fascism that wanted all thread-jacking banned? Hmmm?
Is has been replaced vith forum Communism. Now only State can jack threads. However is no thread here to jack. All who say othervise are enemies of State and vill be sent to Gula---I am meanink "Ultimate Happy-Happy Fun Zone"...
Is this the Great Smurf Experiment Thread?
Is this the Great Smurf Experiment Thread?
I'm sorry, that's the non-existent thread down the hall and to your right...
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I'm rather surprised that this thread-which-does-not-exist hasn't been moved to the off topic or word games forums. also, here is where I formally declare Snorks > S/\/\urfs! viva le Snork Revolution!
although much like this thread, that should also be ignored...
Thread has voted 94 times to raise taxes.
This thread, which is not here, is clearly immortal.
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I'm rather surprised that this thread-which-does-not-exist hasn't been moved to the off topic or word games forums.But there is no such thing as a thread-which-does-not-exist. And why should such a nonexistant and purely hypothetical thread be moved, even if it was possible to move something that doesn't exist?
how about thread-which-is-to-be-ignored? and I think we can move such an entity through the same basics as magnetic repulsion. by not-ignoring it in descrete amounts at properly placed areas eventually the entity will have been moved to a pen. of course, at the point it becomes the pen-which-is-to-be-ignored.
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I am in the process of trying to be, but I am still behind on my reading of the Book.a long list of threadyou know, with the inclusion of bob dobbins, you have possibly convinced me to try to play hero system...
and yes, i am slack incarnate ;)
Brother, you (perhaps) have no idea how slack-tastic this statement is :)
Is this thread still not here?
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I am in the process of trying to be, but I am still behind on my reading of the Book.a long list of threadyou know, with the inclusion of bob dobbins, you have possibly convinced me to try to play hero system...
and yes, i am slack incarnate ;)
Brother, you (perhaps) have no idea how slack-tastic this statement is :)
Oh man! That didn't even occur to me until you pointed it out. wow. awesome. great, now I can't stop laughing at it.