Full Name |
Pfkl Xyzzyggr |
Race |
Not a Nazi because Nazi's names contain vowels. |
Classes/Levels |
19th level bloodmage |
Gender |
See: Mr. |
Size |
Just slim enough to hurtle up your rear and lethally assault yesterday's breakfast. |
Age |
4. I'm mature for my age. |
Special Abilities |
See feat: Breakfast Assassin. |
Alignment |
Depends on what you say to me first. |
Deity |
Someday, maybe... but right now what I really want to do is direct. |
Location |
Omnipresent on Thursdays... non-existent the other six. |
Languages |
I got millions. |
Occupation |
I shank beaches. Sand hater, I guess. |
Strength |
15 |
Dexterity |
13 |
Constitution |
12 |
Intelligence |
24 |
Wisdom |
19 |
About Mr. Xyzzyggr
Anything not covered in my profile can be found in yours. I hid it there to frame you.
The Jade is my sock puppet.