'course!
*Steals olive oil*
*Steals the...Aaaah, thats not funny*
That sounds mighty dangerous!
BTW: What the heck is Bella Sara?
All I know for certain about Bella Sera is that they're a bunch of cards with pictures of pretty little ponys on them. You want to see one? Then just look at Sebastion's avatar, if it hasn't changed back to the bald guy yet.
Bella Sara Is a my little pony on steroids really. Very manly
Pony's are weak flawed creatures.
They should be assimilated
or made into a fine stew
I'll take a Pony stew bowl if you please
*steal annoying asimilation program from Matix robot*
Perhaps one of my wizardry scrolls will rid us of this pestiferous pontificating piston packer.
Searches through several crumbly parchment papers.
AHA!
By rune of dread and sigil dire
By water wet and dragon's fire
By the seven signs of Ghosthel-Ro
I command thee now to turn and go!
A puff of blue smoke surrounds the Mouser. A faint coughing can be heard.
your attempts at pointless theft are irrelevant.
The stew is yummy
tomorrow menu is species 962
Fridays is poodle
Waves the blue smoke away, coughing
Drat. Ningauble has given me another useless spell. I'll tie his seven eye stalks in a bow the next time I see his corpulent frame.
We do not steal we take flawed weak beings and mold them into a unified form.
Still your proposal is accepted
LUNCH is 692, seared with lemon juice and pepper served on lightly toasted bread.
Wow, Matiz is now a member? Ok then anything goes!
*steals Matiz bowl of stew*
Mwahahahaha! He has ben assimilated!
*Puts a "I heart thieves" sticker on the back of Matiz robot
Your assumption of assimilation is incorrect.
We will watch here as it suits are goals
*Cut for Commercial:*
Vote for Callous Jack on the OTD Presidential campaing!
Here, a little Sourvenier!
*Back to standard program...*
No way of stealing the elections this time!
Oh, you of all people should realize that we would take that as a challenge.
So, who else feels like committing voter fraud?
Today's menu poodle.
species 715, marinated with secret spice, grilled, served with beans,potato salad, and Cole slaw
Oh, you of all people should realize that we would take that as a challenge.
So, who else feels like committing voter fraud?
I thik he knows, it was too obvious...It may be a trap!
BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!
-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-
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The Cultists of Jack have a two handed sword of Poodle slaying! we must have this. For the love of all that is good we must have and use this before the poodles propagate and they take over the boards!
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Perhaps Bob Barker could help you?
Assimilation or Mondays menu
Charlie said...........Stuff
Steals Post.............Mwahahahahahaha
*explodes post, blowing up guildhouse, and costing the jester lord another contingency resurrection, on top of the cost of redecoration.*
Oh, sorry, did you just invite me to call in? :D
Nice job Charles! We may have to invite you to become a Jack.
Hey! I'm the only one who blows up the guild-house around here! I challenge you to a honourable duel, Charles Evans 25!
Oh, relax, will you? I won't stab you in the back, I swear. Thief's honor.
Do you mean the one that came in a week ago and said he was the ruler of us all? The one that was big enough that the bacon alone would of been worth more gold than most people make in a year?
Uh... no.
I have never seen that pig after that day. Nosiree, I did not butcher and sell the remains of that pig.
So, anyway, you want a ham sandwich?
Them are bad.
*shiver*