ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz....huh?
what?, where?! YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP Intruders intruders!!!
*runs around in circles like crazy*
ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz....huh?
what?, where?! YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP Intruders intruders!!!
*runs around in circles like crazy*
*rolls eyes* *sigh* Well, at least we got the Ape to watch the place.
Sorry...we poodles lost most of our "energy" when the Poodle Master disappeared.... we tend to go slezzzeezzpyzzzzZZZzz...
Your Poodle Master's disappearance is an example of Sebastian's power. Mess not with that which may make you disappear.
Your Poodle Master's disappearance is an example of Sebastian's power. Mess not with that which may make you disappear.
It's only a matter of time before your false god bows before the power of the Jacks.
Your Poodle Master's disappearance is an example of Sebastian's power. Mess not with that which may make you disappear.
It's only a matter of time before your false god bows before the power of the Jacks.
Yeah, the only house that remainded steady after the Cult War exploded its the Jack's!!! This calls fo a part-A!!
Your Poodle Master's disappearance is an example of Sebastian's power. Mess not with that which may make you disappear.
I believe he got into an argument with someone and he went away... :(
Jackin Ape begins inhaling. It sounds somewhere between an industrial vacuum and a jet turbine. His chest and upper body swell several times their normal size. Suddenly he stops, and all is silent. Then, projecting his mouth forward towards the verminous reptiles and leaning forward on his arms, he unleashes mighty winds, tainted with ape breath, blowing the pests off of the Jacks' lawn and into another thread.
At least the mighty winds came from the front of the ape. If he was really annoyed things woulda got really bad really quick. That ape sure knows how to clear a room.
Your Poodle Master's disappearance is an example of Sebastian's power. Mess not with that which may make you disappear.
It's only a matter of time before your false god bows before the power of the Jacks.
Yeah, the only house that remainded steady after the Cult War exploded its the Jack's!!! This calls fo a part-A!!
Yeah, sounds good to me. Frat-Jack, call some girls! None of those "frat
girls" or whatever they were either.
Jackin Ape begins inhaling. It sounds somewhere between an industrial vacuum and a jet turbine. His chest and upper body swell several times their normal size. Suddenly he stops, and all is silent. Then, projecting his mouth forward towards the verminous reptiles and leaning forward on his arms, he unleashes mighty winds, tainted with ape breath, blowing the pests off of the Jacks' lawn and into another thread.At least the mighty winds came from the front of the ape. If he was really annoyed things woulda got really bad really quick. That ape sure knows how to clear a room.
That's why we don't feed him chili anymore.
I'm afraid that joining myself is out of teh question. However, my cousin needs something to do in life...would you please hit him with the baseball bat? I mean, would you please let him join? He can change his avatar with the 100 gp. allowance he gets...per week...*Grumble*
I'm afraid that joining myself is out of teh question. However, my cousin needs something to do in life...would you please hit him with the baseball bat? I mean, would you please let him join? He can change his avatar with the 100 gp. allowance he gets...per week...*Grumble*
Which of them all?
*goes to the cheerleaders gym to pick up some volunteers for "The Best Cult eva'" Party*
I'm afraid that joining myself is out of teh question. However, my cousin needs something to do in life...would you please hit him with the baseball bat? I mean, would you please let him join? He can change his avatar with the 100 gp. allowance he gets...per week...*Grumble*Which of them all?
*goes to the cheerleaders gym to pick up some volunteers for "The Best Cult eva'" Party*
Do you mean which cousin? I only have one. My cousin, Joe.
Mmmm.... I don't know, we kinda like you KC, I'm not sure about you cousin, but we can give him a beat anyway if you want to >;D
Mmmm.... I don't know, we kinda like you KC, I'm not sure about you cousin, but we can give him a beat anyway if you want to >;D
Thanks, guys. You're the best.
Hey, cuz! It's those Jacks I told you about! They're inviting you to join their club!
Mmmm.... I don't know, we kinda like you KC, I'm not sure about you cousin, but we can give him a beat anyway if you want to >;DThanks, guys. You're the best.
Hey, cuz! It's those Jacks I told you about! They're inviting you to join their club!
Gosh golly, that sure is swell of them
*Goes over to speak in corner to Jack as Joe is hit over the head*
So, seriously. My work doesn't allow me to be affiliated in any cult/club/pond, but would you please take any of my friends'? I understand that Diswiker is a no-go, but perhaps the Very Temperamental Plant? I've been working on a spell to resurrect sentient plants, and I've pretty much got it figured out. What do you say? I think we would both benefit from having on of my number join yours. It might help calm down the rivalry that's been going on lately.
Loud threatening hoots are heard from the rafters.
Loud threatening hoots are heard from the rafters.
Such as that...
Kobold Cleaver, your Aunt has succeeded in casting your spell. The Plant is once again alive and kicking. Or, decapitating.
*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?
*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?
Name being already chosen as 'Very Tempermental PlantJack'
Changing shape now.
*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?Name being already chosen as 'Very Tempermental PlantJack'
Changing shape now.
Cool. What's Joe's new name?
Cool. What's Joe's new name?*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?Name being already chosen as 'Very Tempermental PlantJack'
Changing shape now.
'Whacked Joe'.
Really, I just wanted to take the spoiled brat down a peg. Tell him he's a member, give him a special 'membership badge', and we don't get in trouble with Aunt Esmeralda.
Cool. What's Joe's new name?*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?Name being already chosen as 'Very Tempermental PlantJack'
Changing shape now.'Whacked Joe'.
Really, I just wanted to take the spoiled brat down a peg. Tell him he's a member, give him a special 'membership badge', and we don't get in trouble with Aunt Esmeralda.
Ok, that's fine. PlantJack knows that he can't go around decapitating all our guests, right?
*Whacks the J out of "J"oe*
So, are we taking this guy in or is this just fort sport?
*continues the whack job*
*helps Frat Jack whack cousin Joe* If he joins, he has to assimilate. What would his name be?Name being already chosen as 'Very Tempermental PlantJack'
Changing shape now.
*slowly approaches and smells PlantJack...slowly raises the leg...*
Ha! Ha! I brought my lucky cricket bat! Who are we whacking into Jackland, fellow Jacks?
*smacks initiate*
*Whacks the J out of "J"oe*
So, are we taking this guy in or is this just fort sport?
*continues the whack job*
Yeah, he's got a "special membership", but he's not a full Jack. You can let up on the whacking now. He's not looking too good.
Ha! Ha! I brought my lucky cricket bat! Who are we whacking into Jackland, fellow Jacks?
KC's Cousin Joe, come and join, there are still 6 free squares around him, althought you need another Jack if you want to flank ;)
*carries on with the whacking*
BTW, we need to go fetch a Healer if we want to carry on for a few more hours...
*pauses to sharpen the spikes*
He should take the name, Special Jack, what-what?!
*whacks with enthusiasm*
Reggie, oh Reggie! Bring us some tubes of Panama Jack's Healing Lotions.
Right-ho, sir. Tubes in hand. Let me know when I need to squirt the tubes on the bats. I believe it will allow healing without interrupting the initiation, sir!
If the bats fail I have an assortment of hammers.
Jolly Good! Let us continue to flog him into Jackhood!
Continues whacking away with his cricket bat
Malice Jack runs over, toting a large treetrunk set with rusty railroad spikes
OOO ..OOO! Lemme have a whack at him!
SPLAT!
Malice Jack runs over, toting a large treetrunk set with rusty railroad spikes
OOO ..OOO! Lemme have a whack at him!
SPLAT!
*Notices Cousin Joe not moving* Uh, oh! PJ, can your healing potions fix that?
Way too quiet in here.
Don't fret, Righto! I believe he was just still with joy...he seems to be moving a little now.
Don't fret, Righto! I believe he was just still with joy...he seems to be moving a little now.Anyone have a set of goblin jumper cables?
I got a better idea. We'll hook him up to that old electric chair we have in the basement. That'll get him going for sure! *Takes Joe to the chair*
What ho!? The lights on the Christmas tree just dimmed...
Hey dudes! I got this chick
for the next House party! what do you think?
Hey dudes! I got this chick
for the next House party! what do you think?
She's hot! Bring her for sure! Does she have any sisters?
What ho!? The lights on the Christmas tree just dimmed...
I wonder what our electric bill is going to look like this month? Ol' Sparky does take some juice.
Kill da wabbit!
Sorry, had to say it.