Fouling pieces loaded, Sir!*Slashes at Reginald* The Masque shall be destroyed, even if I fall today!
*Channels lightning at Jacks*
Good luck, sir!
*Flies fast as he can to other thread*
KIIILLLLL DAAAAAA WAAAAAAAABBBIT!!!!
(Where's Aberzombie and Archlich when you need them?)
Aims at gulls BLAM!
Aims at gulls BLAM!
Aims at gulls BLAM!
Gah! Psychotic Jacks!
Aims at gulls BLAM!
Aims at gulls BLAM!
*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!
*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!Aims at gulls BLAM!
Frogskin! You have to get its eyes! They are its only weakness!
Sir, [snaps salute] while you provided covering fire, I relocated the package to the safe room!
Frogskin! You have to get its eyes! They are its only weakness!*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!Aims at gulls BLAM!
I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!
Not while wearing my Panama Jack sunglasses, what-what!
Sir, [snaps salute] while you provided covering fire, I relocated the package to the safe room!
Um, the seagull still has it. You have a fake.
I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!Frogskin! You have to get its eyes! They are its only weakness!*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!Aims at gulls BLAM!
YOU CAN HAVE A RAISE!!! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!
YOU CAN HAVE A RAISE!!! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!Frogskin! You have to get its eyes! They are its only weakness!*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!Aims at gulls BLAM!
Finally, an order I can obey! *Teleports*
Finally, an order I can obey! *Teleports*YOU CAN HAVE A RAISE!!! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!Frogskin! You have to get its eyes! They are its only weakness!*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!Aims at gulls BLAM!
Son of a b*tch!! He stole my teleport scroll! Now how do I get out of here! *Slashes at Jacks* I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!
Sir, [snaps salute] while you provided covering fire, I relocated the package to the safe room!Um, the seagull still has it. You have a fake.
Sir, the package was identified by the scanner as correct when it entered the safe room!
Son of a b*tch!! He stole my teleport scroll! Now how do I get out of here! *Slashes at Jacks* I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!Finally, an order I can obey! *Teleports*YOU CAN HAVE A RAISE!!! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!Frogskin! You have to get its eyes! They are its only weakness!*Slashes at Panama Jack* WHAM!Aims at gulls BLAM!
You call, Boss?
Well done, Reggie! Release the tanning lotion trap underneath the kobold!
Sir, the package was identified by the scanner as correct when it entered the safe room!Sir, [snaps salute] while you provided covering fire, I relocated the package to the safe room!Um, the seagull still has it. You have a fake.
Ouch. Damn it!!! Lemmings, cover me!!! I'm going in! *Readies anti-protection spells*
[Operates lever, opening a yawning pit trap underneath the kobold, full of blended oils.]
CHARRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bites off leg of Jack*
[Operates lever, opening a yawning pit trap underneath the kobold, full of blended oils.]
Force Barrier!!! *Barrier appears under him*
That was close. *Tosses Lemming ahead*
[Hopping about] Well done Reggie! Behold, the lizard slips into the oily nethers!
Now, bring me my other wooden leg! [Steadies against wall to aim reloaded fowling piece at the dire lemming.]
[Hopping about] Well done Reggie! Behold, the lizard slips into the oily nethers!
Now, bring me my other wooden leg! [Steadies against wall to aim reloaded fouling piece at the dire lemming.]
RARRRRR!!! *Bites off other leg*
That was the umbrella stand! Ha! Ha!
BLAM!
[Hopping about] Well done Reggie! Behold, the lizard slips into the oily nethers!
Now, bring me my other wooden leg! [Steadies against wall to aim reloaded fouling piece at the dire lemming.]
Heh heh, Silence and Greater Invisibility sure can be handy...
That was the umbrella stand! Ha! Ha!
BLAM!
*Yelps* *Bites off arm*
We can bite off every part of you.
Not with sunblock in your eyes!
[Squirt!]
Not with sunblock in your eyes!
[Squirt!]
*Puts on sunglasses*
*Bites off new wooden leg*
[Having had the foresight to oil up the replacement leg, PJ watches the lemming's teeth slip harmlessly off the leg. He then proceeds to beat the thing about the face with his riding crop.]
I say, shoo, you hairy thing!
*wakes up from sleep* What the hell is all of that noise? *sees what's going on* Get out of our clubhouse! *gets his gun starts blasting the Dire Lemmings*
*wakes up from sleep* What the hell is all of that noise? *sees what's going on* Get out of our clubhouse! *gets his gun starts blasting the Dire Lemmings*
ROOOAR!!! FOR THE MASTER!!!! *Leaps at Jack's Right Hand Man*
[in mid air, the fowling piece lets lose on the DL]
BLAM!
[in mid air, the fouling piece lets lose on the DL]
BLAM!
Foolish madmen. Lemmings won't be stopped by a single shot. They're like dire bears. Except more deadly. And able to fly.
Misguided morons....
*Takes another step to make sure the Master isn't caught in a trap*
*wakes up from sleep* What the hell is all of that noise? *sees what's going on* Get out of our clubhouse! *gets his gun starts blasting the Dire Lemmings*ROOOAR!!! FOR THE MASTER!!!! *Leaps at Jack's Right Hand Man*
*fills the dire Lemmings full of lead* Die you %^$#^&*%$! Die! Man these things are tough!
*fills the dire Lemmings full of lead* Die you %^$#^&*%$! Die! Man these things are tough!*wakes up from sleep* What the hell is all of that noise? *sees what's going on* Get out of our clubhouse! *gets his gun starts blasting the Dire Lemmings*ROOOAR!!! FOR THE MASTER!!!! *Leaps at Jack's Right Hand Man*
Heh. Is that one of the suicide bombers? The ones they strap bombs to and send at important folk?
Heh. Is that one of the suicide bombers? The ones they strap bombs to and send at important folk?*fills the dire Lemmings full of lead* Die you %^$#^&*%$! Die! Man these things are tough!*wakes up from sleep* What the hell is all of that noise? *sees what's going on* Get out of our clubhouse! *gets his gun starts blasting the Dire Lemmings*ROOOAR!!! FOR THE MASTER!!!! *Leaps at Jack's Right Hand Man*
*Blasts the pigeon with his gun* Blamm! Blamm!
You know what? That's it. I need to speed this up.
*Channels lightning down hallway*
*All pits and all arrow traps are welded shut*
*Takes another step to make sure the Master isn't caught in a trap*
[Which brings him a step to close to the irresistibly slippery pool of oil around the ledge of the already sprung pit trap]
BLAM!Ha ha! Down he goes!
Heh. Is that one of the suicide bombers? The ones they strap bombs to and send at important folk?*fills the dire Lemmings full of lead* Die you %^$#^&*%$! Die! Man these things are tough!*wakes up from sleep* What the hell is all of that noise? *sees what's going on* Get out of our clubhouse! *gets his gun starts blasting the Dire Lemmings*ROOOAR!!! FOR THE MASTER!!!! *Leaps at Jack's Right Hand Man**Blasts the pigeon with his gun* Blamm! Blamm! [/QUOTE*Looks at admaged feathers*
KC: Hoo boy.
Pigeon: PIGEONS, KILLLLL!!!!!
*Pigeons all fly down and start beating the sh*t out of AJCists*
*Takes another step to make sure the Master isn't caught in a trap*[Which brings him a step to close to the irresistibly slippery pool of oil around the ledge of the already sprung pit trap]
BLAM!
Ha ha! Down he goes!
*Flies up, over pit*
What that noise we hearing outside?
You know what? That's it. I need to speed this up.
*Channels lightning down hallway*
*All pits and all arrow traps are welded shut*
[Clobbers the kobold from behind with the butt of the fowling piece, sending him flying out the door.]
*Takes another step to make sure the Master isn't caught in a trap*[Which brings him a step to close to the irresistibly slippery pool of oil around the ledge of the already sprung pit trap]
BLAM!
Ha ha! Down he goes!*Flies up, over pit*
What that noise we hearing outside?
KILL THE VERMIN!!! KILL!!!! KILL!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!
*All divebomb Jacks, sending spells at them all the way*
[Clobbers the kobold from behind with the butt of the fowling piece, sending him flying out the door.]You know what? That's it. I need to speed this up.
*Channels lightning down hallway*
*All pits and all arrow traps are welded shut*
Nice Spot check. I'd look outside and see how your compatriots are faring. Overland Flight. *Flies back in*
*Lightning Bolts already singed and savaged Jack*
Where are all the Jacks, what-what!? If they don't rally to the clubhouse soon, we might have to call on the Borg...
[reloads and fires] BLAM! BLAM!
*Takes another step to make sure the Master isn't caught in a trap*[Which brings him a step to close to the irresistibly slippery pool of oil around the ledge of the already sprung pit trap]
BLAM!
Ha ha! Down he goes!*Flies up, over pit*
What that noise we hearing outside?KILL THE VERMIN!!! KILL!!!! KILL!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!
*All divebomb Jacks, sending spells at them all the way*
Send all the spells you want! You can't hurt me! *starts wiping out more pigeons with his gun*
Where are all the Jacks, what-what!? If they don't rally to the clubhouse soon, we might have to call on the Borg...
Fireball! Symbol of Pain! Die!!!
Sir, I took the liberty this morning of setting out the anti-magic tanning lotion with your bath!
Where are all the Jacks, what-what!? If they don't rally to the clubhouse soon, we might have to call on the Borg...
*shouting over the gunfire* I think they're all passed out drunk! No Borg! We can handle these creeps!