In this corner, we have the pittiful poodle himself, CourtFool! In the other corner, we have the vilest of villains, the Lawyer and Bella Sara fanboi himself, Sebastian! On my mark, start the fight!
Mark!
Oh! Has Sebastian Ponied up a victory? Or can the Llamanator come back and rescue defeat from victory?
Will someone please post a single elimination tournament chart so I can keep track of all the fights? You know, like they did on the Wizards web site with the Succubus Paladin, Meepo, Gelatinous Cube, etc...
Will someone please post a single elimination tournament chart so I can keep track of all the fights? You know, like they did on the Wizards web site with the Succubus Paladin, Meepo, Gelatinous Cube, etc...
The whole thing is very simple really - just put my name in the spot marked winner. My overwhelming pre-eminence to you all precludes any other outcome.
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VICTORY!!!
Done.
That worked so well for George Bush Jr. too.
Will someone please post a single elimination tournament chart so I can keep track of all the fights? You know, like they did on the Wizards web site with the Succubus Paladin, Meepo, Gelatinous Cube, etc...The whole thing is very simple really - just put my name in the spot marked winner. My overwhelming pre-eminence to you all precludes any other outcome.
But, until you actually go through the formality of destroying that annoying poodle (llama) - which would be a great service to mankind b.t.w - it is difficult to award you final victory.
But, until you actually go through the formality of destroying that annoying poodle (llama) - which would be a great service to mankind b.t.w - it is difficult to award you final victory.
Which is exactly the point. He lacks the wherewithal. It is consistent with his character; being a lawyer. He lives off the pain and suffering of others.
I would like to formally surrender to Courtfool, he is right, I do not have the cahones to run with the big dogs. Since that unpleasantness is over, would anyone want to come to my place for some lemonade and chocolate-chip cookies?
I would like to formally surrender to Courtfool, he is right, I do not have the cahones to run with the big dogs. Since that unpleasantness is over, would anyone want to come to my place for some lemonade and chocolate-chip cookies?
Jack, I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
Will the real SB please stand up.
Who's that person pretending to be Kobold Cleaver, who as we all know left last week, to our great sadness?
Sometimes I regain corporeal form temporarily...
Jack, I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
It can never be considered cheating, since the laws of reality bend to my every whim.
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Jack, I'm pretty sure that's cheating.It can never be considered cheating, since the laws of reality bend to my every whim.
You have always been my favorite clone, but now this?!?!?!
Anytime I (we) lose a fight or admit any human weakness, that would be cheating (thankfully, it has never happened). What we have here is a rogue clone, something from an alternate universe. I'm surprised the cheeky bastard doesn't have a goatee.
So, being that you (I) are me (am you), you are correct (of course), in that I (we) never cheat, it's just that you (I) were temporarily distracted by this unworthy and cowardly shadow of me (you).
You have always been my favorite clone......
Of course I have. Everyone considers their favorite, because I'm so damn awesome.
So, being that you (I) are me (am you), you are correct (of course), in that I (we) never cheat, it's just that you (I) were temporarily distracted by this unworthy and cowardly shadow of me (you).
Maybe you two should get a room.
[Anytime I (we) lose a fight or admit any human weakness, that would be cheating (thankfully, it has never happened). What we have here is a rogue clone, something from an alternate universe. I'm surprised the cheeky bastard doesn't have a goatee.
So, being that you (I) are me (am you), you are correct (of course), in that I (we) never cheat, it's just that you (I) were temporarily distracted by this unworthy and cowardly shadow of me (you).
Proof positive that my intellect is so massive, I can only be confused or outwitted by myself.
*yawns and starts dragging his butt across the carpet*
I am the One True Sebastian. The imposters will face my wrath, as soon as I finish my merlot, and get done watching The Fifth Element.
You delusions give me joy.
Damnit. The evil clones are multiplying. Someone get me an axe.
In this, I stand united with you.
Damnit. The evil clones are multiplying. Someone get me an axe.
I can't help it. People keep starting threads with "Sebastian" in the title. We've got our very own Clone Wars here.
Imagine if we all attacked the poodles at once.
Once is all we would need.
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Damnit. The evil clones are multiplying. Someone get me an axe.
I hand you the great and powerful Axe Ginsu, now it only costs 3,000 gp per hour of use, min 1 hour, also there is a blood cleaning fee so please make sure to bring it back on time and polished enough to see your reflection. It is very useful for clones and rapid canines of all stripes.
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* Sometimes you hear an unlikely thing and that's all it is. Other times, you hear something improbably and it strikes an echo.
Let us strike then, my brothers of the Sebastian cult. Death to all poodles.
Oh I couldn't hurt a poodle. I love poodles, they're so cutesy-wutesy! Don't you just want to hug them all day?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE LORD OF THE PONIES, AND THAT IS ME!!!!
Settle down, Beavis.
Will this fight involve the cults? I hope not or it will getty too messy...
Really it gives me the shivers
Are you sure you did not just rip a hole in your trousers?