Naw it tastes like green pork! Try it!
rolls back and forth over it
It smells so good!
Naw it tastes like green pork! Try it!
rolls back and forth over it
It smells so good!
*tries a little* You're right, it isn't that bad. *begins to roll in it as well*
I rolled in some dead fish once.....good times.
Of course, then my owner gave me a bath.
Come and roll in some of this CDP! YUM YUM!
I rolled in some dead fish once.....good times.
Of course, then my owner gave me a bath.
Cheer up Mr. Gloom and Doom. Do you know what today is? It's hump day! *begins humping Courtfool's dolls*
Yes, but it's also April Fool's Day, and I'm just waiting for that french guy to try something. Grrrrr......
Mind if I put some salsa on that arm? You know, make it greener?
*sniffs green and takes tiny bites*
But is that really salsa........?
'course!.... WHo do you think you are talking to? This is true salsa de aguacate!
Yummi!
So, may I?
*wigs tail overexited*
'course!.... WHo do you think you are talking to? This is true salsa de aguacate!
Yummi!
So, may I?
*wigs tail overexited*
Go ahead. I don't think DLP will mind. YAP!
Yum! Yo me gusta salsa!
*Collapses in a heap, tired from attacking french people in the other thread*
pant pant pant pant......
Feel better?
Not really. I think I may have eaten something that didn't agree with me.
Licks CDP
YAP!
Wags tail and pushes a fingerbone over to him
*adds salsa de aguacate on CDP finger*
*buries the finger bone in his secret stash*
*Stands guard at the entrance of the poodle house ready to bite anyone who tries to get to the master's treasure hoard* GRRRRRRRR!
Its friday!
All poddles wig your tail and lets get ready for the weekend! Yay
Yapyapyap
*runs in circles*
Its friday!
All poddles wig your tail and lets get ready for the weekend! Yay
Yapyapyap
*runs in circles*
*wags tail excitedly* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! Wait a minute. Why are we getting excited that it's Friday? We poodles don't work. One day is the same as the next for us.
YAP!
*runs off looking for more french people to maul*
YAP!
J'aime les Gauloise! Avec catsup, bien sur.....
*runs back into the thread to bury something*
*takes all of his WOTC books and begins to chew them up* GRRRR! YAP! YAP!
Hey, look, the poodles are good for something after all!
*Tries to get poodles to chew on Hero books*
Hey, look, the poodles are good for something after all!
*Tries to get poodles to chew on Hero books*
*picks up the ball and looks for someone to throw it for him*
Pees on WotC files, then heads over to RI to pee on Hasbro HQ
*Wonders if WotC isn't secretly run by the french*
Grrr....
*Wonders if WotC isn't secretly run by the french*
Grrr....
I doubt it. This has the smell of German on it. French would have already surrendered to Pathfinder.
"Ve haf ways ov making you only buy things from us."
*sleeps and dreams of the day when all of france is enslaved to his will*
*Licks CDP while he sleeps*
*Digs up CF's PDFs and adds them to own collection*
othing happened here, move along...
*picks up the ball and looks for someone to throw it for him*Hey, look, the poodles are good for something after all!
*Tries to get poodles to chew on Hero books*
*readyes an action to catch the big pink marble*
yapyap!
*Digs up CF's PDFs and adds them to own collection*
Yap! WotC ate my pdfs! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap!
*drags in a garbage can filled to the brim* *A horrible stench is coming from the can* I brought us some snacks. Dig in! YAP!
*wags tail at Courtfool and runs around him in excitement* The master is back! *licks chocolate off Courtfool's snout* YAP!
I had to entertain CourtFool v2.0 this Easter weekend.
Yap! Yap!
Hey, do you think we could get Sebastian to join our cult now that his has disbanded? We have squeak toys.
I had to entertain CourtFool v2.0 this Easter weekend.
Yap! Yap!
Hey, do you think we could get Sebastian to join our cult now that his has disbanded? We have squeak toys.
Maybe. Who knows? BTW, I gave him a little poodle love on the Jack thread with a little humping. Perhaps you should as well just to let him know that he is loved.
I'm not so sure about that Sebastian guy. He reminds me of Jacques. Grrrrr.....
I'm afraid of that sebastian fellow... he's quite scary with his leather briefcase and all-...
Hey, that's right! He's a lawyer! They're almost as bad as the french! Grrrrrr......
His forelocks were smooth to the hump though ...
YAP!
Lawyer, yes. French, no.
On the outside may be a crusty husk of biting sarcasm and callous lack of compassion, but inside you will find a true heart of blackened coal. Exactly two sizes too small, if my sources are correct.
So, wait....does that mean he's OK? Because if we're saying Sebastian is OK then I'm gonna need more meds.