*scratches for fleas* Does anybody have any Frontline?
What's that brown stuff floating around in there?
What's that brown stuff floating around in there?
Chocolate.
Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.
Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.
*sees the bird and goes after it* Yap! Yap! Yap!
Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.*sees the bird and goes after it* Yap! Yap! Yap!
*flaps wings in a frenzy while snaping beak at the poodle* Mine. mine mine...
Urgh... that long nap now has made me all dizy...
*wanders of stumbling*
*flaps wings in a frenzy while snaping beak at the poodle* Mine. mine mine...Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.*sees the bird and goes after it* Yap! Yap! Yap!
*jumps up and misses the gull but does get some tail feathers* I got what I wanted. *runs off to the corner and starts chewing and tearing up the feathers*
~notices all the stray mutts and calls the Dog catcher to take them away and have them put out of my misery~
~notices all the stray mutts and calls the Dog catcher to take them away and have them put out of my misery~
*sniffs Sharoth's bum and then starts to hump his leg*
Humps the big lizard's other leg
YAP YAP!
~shakes one poodle off then shakes the other one off. Grabs a stick and shakes it at them~ Get away from me, you wierdos!
~grabs a newspaper and rolls it up~ bad dogs!!! ~whapps each of you on the nose~
Runs around excitedly. Stops and widdles on Sharoth's foot
*whine*
YAP!
Scurries off into the kitchen. Multiple crashes ensue
Runs around excitedly. Stops and widdles on Sharoth's foot
*whine*
YAP!
Scurries off into the kitchen. Multiple crashes ensue
~shakes my head and rolls my eyes, thne sets up a dog cage for each of the poodles~ This ought to keep them out of trouble until the dog catcher gets here!
~grabs a newspaper and rolls it up~ bad dogs!!! ~whapps each of you on the nose~
Yipe! *leaves a yellow trail behind him*
~grabs a newspaper and rolls it up~ bad dogs!!! ~whapps each of you on the nose~Yipe! *leaves a yellow trail behind him*
~grabs you by the scruff of your neck and rubs your nose in the "Yellow Trail" ~ bad dog!!! ~Then you go into one of the cages~ Stay!
Runs from the gaming room with a Dragon issue #1 in mouth. Rips mylar cover off and proceeds to shred ancient magazine
Grrrrrr......
*Is in the cage and waits for Sharoth to leave* *looks for a weak spot on the bars* * finds it and chews on the bars until free* Gets out and helps get DLP out of his cage* *Goes outside and changes address so dog catcher can't find the right house*
Runs from the gaming room with a Dragon issue #1 in mouth. Rips mylar cover off and proceeds to shred ancient magazine
Grrrrrr......
*goes over and starts playing tug of war with DLP over the magazine* Grrrr!
Loses tug-o-war with Cockapoo, then runs back to gaming room. Returns dragging huge book with 'Ptolus' embossed on cover. Proceeds to savage it with poodle abandon.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Well-milled sheets of paper fly everywhere. DLP looks up, a silk bookmark in his mouth.
YAP!
*goes through the neighborhood knocking down trashcans looking for some chow**finds thrown out fast food* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
follows Cockapoo, sniffing his butt whenever he stops to snarfle up trash. Occasionally grabs a rancid piece for himself
YAP YIP!
*SNIFF* OM NOM NOM!
*dive bombs poodles*
Splat
Congrats Poodles!
Winning Oscars for your movie, Lapdog Debonair.
*dive bombs poodles*
Splat
Yipe! *runs for cover*
Congrats Poodles!
Winning Oscars for your movie, Lapdog Debonair.
We do our best! Yap!
Runs from the gaming room with the Hero system core rulebook in his mouth
YAP YAP!
You've got the wrong one Courtfool, this is the one to destroy *begins to chew up the GSL*
You've got the wrong one Courtfool, this is the one to destroy *begins to chew up the GSL*
Drops Hero book and grabs other edge of GSL
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
You've got the wrong one Courtfool, this is the one to destroy *begins to chew up the GSL*Drops Hero book and grabs other edge of GSL
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
*plays tug with DLP* GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
*GSL tears into pieces during the tug of war* *Cockapoo takes the pieces and runs through the house with them* YAP! YAP! YAP!
DLP follows Cockapoo close behind, knocking a glass display case filled with painted Grenadier miniatures over as he scurries through the house
YAP YAP!!!
*CRASH!!*
Damn, I worked really hard on those minis.....
Is a Book Chewing as bad as a Book Burning?
Is a Book Chewing as bad as a Book Burning?
We should leave that to the sages who are wiser than we are. YAP!
Damn, I worked really hard on those minis.....
*Licks CDP* Sorry about that. DLP and I got too excited. Hey, how about we go chase some cars? That might cheer you up. Better yet, I know some cute Rat Terriers down the street. What do you say?
Comes over to CLP with unopened box of Hrugnir the Giant miniature from Dragon Tooth. Places on floor and wags tail
YAP YAP!
We should leave that to the sages who are wiser than we are. YAP!
I do not trust the sages. They refuse to question conventional wisdom. Progress does not stop for those who cling to the past.
Barks at the mean-faced golem
BARK! GRRRRRRR!
What are you? Heathcliff?
*wags tail at CJ *licks him* YAP! YAP!
*feeling hungry, Cockapoo decides to follow Courtfool* Let's go knock over the garbage can at the Jack's house. Hungry Jack always throws away good stuff.
Follows Cockapoo
YIP YAP!
Hungry Jack always throws away good stuff.
Yap! Yap!
Hungry Jack always throws away good stuff.Yap! Yap!
He just served up some Hungry Jack Strawberry and Peach Oven Pancake.