*Holds up sign:*
Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw!
Mailman? Th's fairly sexist for the 21st century. We prefer to be called mailpersons.
Mailman? Th's fairly sexist for the 21st century. We prefer to be balled mailpersons.*Holds up sign:*
Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw!
Helloo sexy!
*humps The Mailperson*
Gott in himmel, das thread is full of hyperzexuality, ja? Neutering vill be der solution.
* Sterilizes instruments in preparation for sterilization.*
*humps Dr. Pekker*
Gott in himmel, das thread is full of hyperzexuality, ja? Neutering vill be der solution.
* Sterilizes instruments in preparation for sterilization.*
Yes, punish them... they are bad puppies. Naughty, bad puppies.
*humps General Mauser VonEsandem*
*humps General Mauser VonEsandem*
Oh, now it is *I* who is being punished.
*humps General Mauser VonEsandem*Oh, now it is *I* who is being punished.
Punished? Or rewarded, hmmmm???
Punished? Or rewarded, hmmmm???*humps General Mauser VonEsandem*Oh, now it is *I* who is being punished.
When you wear this much leather it is always punishment.
*eats a danish ham*
*staples Chunk's stomach*
Zer! Soon, he vill be svelte poodle!
*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun*
*staples Chunk's stomach*
Zer! Soon, he vill be svelte poodle!
I like the cut of your gib.
YAP!
I like the cut of your gib.
Nein, Herr General, das ist ein duodenum, not ein gib.
I used to have a couple nuts, anybody seen 'em?
I like the cut of your gib.Nein, Herr General, das ist ein duodenum, not ein gib.
... Ow.
*eats a wienerschnitzel*
*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun*
Ach du lieber, mien shtaple gun! Ah, well, zer are alvays vays....
*pulls chainsaw out of little black bag*
*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun*Ach du lieber, mien shtaple gun! Ah, well, zer are alvays vays....
*pulls chainsaw out of little black bag*
*jaw drops to floor*
I think I'm in love.
I think I'm in love.
Zis I can fix!
*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I used to have a couple nuts, anybody seen 'em?
All ze nuts are here.
darn work...keeping me away from my beloved boards...
*humps all poodles and guests*
*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun*Ach du lieber, mien shtaple gun! Ah, well, zer are alvays vays....
*pulls chainsaw out of little black bag*
*eats Dr. Pekkers chain saw*
I fear my appendage would rip regular poodles in twain.
All the tentacle monsters say that.
At least it's not a Sebastianus Tenticalus! Those things are scaaaaaaary!
Damn! I missed the banquet!
Oh wait. Here's a couple of staples. Om nom nom nom...
takes some meds and runs around in a circle
<Follows Studpuffin into thread>
You'll be dinner yet, bird!
Cats have no imagination, bird!
Oooh, string!
Damn! It's Sunday! I hate Sunday, mostly because I know what comes next....
Damn! It's Sunday! I hate Sunday, mostly because I know what comes next....
I'm waiting for you Sumo......
Damn! It's Sunday! I hate Sunday, mostly because I know what comes next....
Would it help if I humped you?
*finds a comfy pillow to take a nap on*
YAP!
Damn! It's Sunday! I hate Sunday, mostly because I know what comes next....I'm waiting for you Sumo......
I'll get you one of these days!
runs and hides
runs and hides
I'm going to grind your bones to make my bread! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*whines* I think we need to call the Ghostbusters.
F@#$ that! Call in Chuck Norris!
Yap! What's all the noise? It sounded something like a chainsaw.
Yap! What's all the noise? It sounded something like a chainsaw.
Sorry, that was me. You don't want to know.
Dude!
*sniffs CourtFools bum*
Ooo! Cold nose!