{summons Ghost of Jerry Lewis}
<POOF!> Hey, I'm not dead yet?! Oh well...
HEY NICE LADYYYYYY! Lady?! Ugh.
Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles}
<POOF!> Hey, I'm not dead yet?! Oh well...
HEY NICE LADYYYYYY! Lady?! Ugh.
Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles}
*While dodging waffles attempts to hump the Ghost of Jerry Lewis* YAP!
Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles}*While dodging waffles attempts to hump the Ghost of Jerry Lewis* YAP!
"GLAVIN!" {humps Cockapoo}
Ugh, you're supposed to be a legend! You're worthless in a fight. {returns him to Pokeball}
Ha-hey! <ZOINKS!> {disappears}
Nerdelbaum even!
*opens fire on Miss Kitty*
bang!
bang!
bang!
What the hell is going on here?!
*opens fire on Miss Kitty*
bang!
bang!
bang!
Argh! Green Eth-onite bullets dipped in American BBQ sauce! Deadly to us Frenchy's!
I surr- no, musn't!... surren- {fades back into Ethereal Plane}
What the hell is going on here?!
Snarky's opening a can of whoopa$$ on the Frenchies.
Miss Kitty is not French.
*opens fire on Miss Kitty*
bang!
bang!
bang!
Argh! Green Eth-onite bullets dipped in American BBQ sauce! Deadly to us Frenchy's!
I surr- no, musn't!... surren- {fades back into Ethereal Plane}
See how she did not surrender?
Also, note how she only considered it after shots were fired. Definitely not French.
And I do not appreciate fire arms in the poodle playhouse. It puts holes in my sofa.
Also, note how she only considered it after shots were fired. Definitely not French.
Mom was French-Canadian. Does that mean I'm not irrevocably French?
back bacon, took, hockey, poutine, molson
Also, note how she only considered it after shots were fired. Definitely not French.Mom was French-Canadian. Does that mean I'm not irrevocably French?
back bacon, took, hockey, poutine, molson
*sniffs Miss Kitty bum* Smells French too! GRRRRRR...
Mom was French-Canadian. Does that mean I'm not irrevocably French?
I really do not have anything against French-Canadians. Really, it is Sumo that has the problem with the French. I just like to egg him on.
<Climbs up a wooden scaffolding at a construction site>
This will do.
<Disintegrates hook holding up a metal beam>
Look out below. Vive les Poodles!
<Beam falls on Miss Kitty>
*Pushes miss kitty out of the way, dodges falling beam*
Since when did rust monsters cause metal to fall instead of eating it?
*Pushes miss kitty out of the way, dodges falling beam*
Since when did rust monsters cause metal to fall instead of eating it?
*Pushes Miss Kitty back in the way of beam*
Cats! YAP!
*Pushes miss kitty out of the way, dodges falling beam*
Since when did rust monsters cause metal to fall instead of eating it?
I was gonna eat it after it fell. The extra iron from the blood would have been icing on the proverbial cake.
Sorry for using firearms, Courtfool. I'll go bury this one in the playground.
Sorry for using firearms, Courtfool. I'll go bury this one in the playground.
Don't bury it too deep. We might need to use it on the Jacks.
That beret just makes you look uglier...dear ethereal kittyOh yeah? {throws apple pie and hamburger on the ground, stomps on them}
Take that, Capitalist Canine! {happily munches on Socialist fries with Socialism(tm) brand yellow mustard}
YUMM!
*eats stoped apple pie and hambuerger off the floor*
DO you happen to have a capitalist megalarge soda?
BTW, where's Sumo? I haven't seen a mauled Frenchman in here in a long time.
He may have finally succumbed to a Monday.
A wise poodle once said, "You must forgive the Jacks 7 times 70 times."
<.<
>.>
Good thing that poodle ain't here.
At first, I thought it said, "The poodle who's turned 900 tricks."
Dog owner worries about leptospirosis vaccine reaction
It gives me gas. What about you guys?
Dog owner worries about leptospirosis vaccine reaction
It gives me gas. What about you guys?
It gives me the runs. YAP! YAP!
Dog owner worries about leptospirosis vaccine reaction
It gives me gas. What about you guys?
It gives me the creeps
It gives me the runs. YAP! YAP!
Oh I hate that! Then you have to drag your butt on the carpet to get it all off and someone always yells at you.
If you don't want me draggin my butt, come over and wipe it for me!
It gives me the runs. YAP! YAP!Oh I hate that! Then you have to drag your butt on the carpet to get it all off and someone always yells at you.
If you don't want me draggin my butt, come over and wipe it for me!
Exactly right! Pfft! Stupid humans.
Exactly right! Pfft! Stupid humans.Oh I hate that! Then you have to drag your butt on the carpet to get it all off and someone always yells at you.
If you don't want me draggin my butt, come over and wipe it for me!
Hey, dudes! That's my rug!!!
BTW, where's Sumo? I haven't seen a mauled Frenchman in here in a long time.
Sorry folks, I've been ill. I swear it was those damn frenchies...I think they mixed up my meds on me....
BTW, where's Sumo? I haven't seen a mauled Frenchman in here in a long time.Sorry folks, I've been ill. I swear it was those damn frenchies...I think they mixed up my meds on me....
*Licks Sumo* Good to see you. We thought a Monday had finished you off.
*licks all poodles*
Walks back into the thread wearing a hazmat suit.
I'm not taking any chances.
*humps Sumo in hazmat suit*
It's just not the same.
*humps Sumo in hazmat suit*
It's just not the same.
He'll take it off as soon as he figures out that he can't hump or lick himself.
No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
You gotta eat and pee sometime.
You gotta eat and pee sometime.No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
Is... Is that a catheter? Man, that's extreme.
You gotta eat and pee sometime.No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
It's just until I can get vaccinated.
It's just until I can get vaccinated.
I got vaccinated once.
I got vaccinated once.
I hear they stick a needle in your bum. Is that true?
I got vaccinated once.I hear they stick a needle in your bum. Is that true?
Don't sound so eager.
I hear they stick a needle in your bum. Is that true?
They stick it in your neck.
21,000 posts and we could get shut down too!