Mama was a wise poodle.
Mama was a wise poodle.
She was a b*$*%.
Pfff! Vampires! Vampires can suck it (pun intended). I'm friends with a certain Stake-wielding, former cheerleader who can dust those pansies in less time than it takes to understand what that creepy Puddle guy is saying.Bob Barker sedd so.That creepy old bastard was probably french.Ferguson said BB was a vampire. BB even admitted it a couple times on Ferguson's show (just look at his mighty undead slam attack!). Do they even have vampires in France?
Hay! Hime ham ton crepe!
Mama was a wise poodle.She was a b~!&*.
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The Postmontser's programming makes no distinction :D check it out
You f!*&ing b%++$!
*giggles*
Mama was a wise poodle.She was a b~!&*.
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The Postmontser's programming makes no distinction :D check it out
You f#%!ing b&~!%!
*giggles*
Egg sept taht "focing" iss uh dab vort.
The Postmontser's programming makes no distinction :D check it outYou f@&~ing b!&&&!
*giggles*
Yup! That PostMonster fella doesn't play favorites at all. He treats everybody wtih equal measures of wanton cruelty. Must be part poodle.
Should we start a rumor that he is the PoodleMonster?
*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
Okay, that is still just gross.
Okay, that is still just gross.*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
Blame Kobold Cleaver.
This thread is beginning to drive me loony. Mind if I borrow some meds, CDP? YAP!
Hi!
At least he got the naming priority correct.
Welcome PJS.
Should we start a rumor that he is the PoodleMonster?
Why not! I love a good rumor.
This thread is beginning to drive me loony. Mind if I borrow some meds, CDP? YAP!
Sure thing. Everyone should be medicated.
Hi!At least he got the naming priority correct.
Welcome PJS.
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.
Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.
Of course. Wait wha-? Oh man I can't believe you said that!
*Collapses in a fit of dog/jack/slaad laughter*
PoodleMonste General? Luv it!
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.Of course. Wait wha-? Oh man I can't believe you said that!
*Collapses in a fit of dog/jack/slaad laughter*
Oops. Must have been the meds talking.
Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first...
Which makes sense, today being hump day and all.
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*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
This thread is beginning to drive me loony. Mind if I borrow some meds, CDP? YAP!
Dantchu renenmber? Heme last shi mends.
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Wew, hive all ways wontoned too red abut teh Mountainq Quing!
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
That looks like fun!
<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>
Whee!
That looks like fun!
<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>
Whee!
And so begins the War of the Frosty-Butt Squirrel Hordes vs. the Lone Rusty Monster...
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
And I thought the Jacks were nitwits.
And I thought the Jacks were nitwits.
To paraphrase a Great One: "As a civilized canine, I am able to impersonate a nitwit much easier than it is for nitwits like the Jacks to imitate civilized canines."
"...brutal, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous; in every way splendid examples of Canis familiaris, the very flower of Poodle-anity."
Hey! I found this unexploded bomb that beaver guy left.
<Sniffs at bomb, which turns to a pile of rust>
Why can't I have good things?????
And so begins the War of the Frosty-Butt Squirrel Hordes vs. the Lone Rusty Monster...That looks like fun!
<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>
Whee!
On, on; she jest tyring too konck hemesellef tow.
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
That looks like fun!
<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>
Whee!
tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk*
*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>
And I thought the Jacks were nitwits.*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
Are you kidding, these new fellas almost make the french look good.
Why can't I have good things?????
Yap!
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! The french are coming! The french are coming!!!
*Begins running around in circles*
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
That looks like fun!
<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>
Whee!
tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk*
*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>
<Munches on acorns>
Hey, these aren't dissolving into red dust! Thanks, Grey Squirrel.
<Rubs up against the tree and purrs>
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
That looks like fun!
<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>
Whee!
tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk*
*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>
<Munches on acorns>
Hey, these aren't dissolving into red dust! Thanks, Grey Squirrel.
<Rubs up against the tree and purrs>
Puddles tond puer. Wee yep nad krab! Era yua uh reel puddle?
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?
Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.
You called?
<piddles>
Puddles tond puer. Wee yep nad krab! Era yua uh reel puddle?
I'm a vat-grown poodle!
Yark! Bap!
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.
But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.
Urgh, rough friday night... somebody bring me some Menudo...
But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.
We do not discriminate on appearance.
Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...
Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...
If we did that there wouldn't be a poodle left. YAP!
*Runs through thread causing Chaos, handing out beer, and chewing on trees.*
*Runs through thread causing Chaos, handing out beer, and chewing on trees.*
Yep! Yep! Yep! Grout off are tread!
<Runs after PJS, waving celery stalks>
WAIT! You needs some dretching!!!
But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.We do not discriminate on appearance.
Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...
Hime haff grate gammaray! Yua jest canned unndurstond mee, soo yua thank hime haff dab gammaray. Nad dent makk fon off mei Miss Pelling probelem.
Hime thank thar saw uh bite off chaoa inn teh treads. Hime mey haff last sum spots.
Hime haff grate gammaray! Yua jest canned unndurstond mee, soo yua thank hime haff dab gammaray. Nad dent makk fon off mei Miss Pelling probelem.But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.We do not discriminate on appearance.
Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...
Ei half gradiated form Sebastyanne's Skool ov Lawr, annd ey wille repersent Pudel inn hys extermination casse.