I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.
French Jaques.
I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.French Jaques.
But french people are great for comic relief! Haven't you watched Unforgotten Realms?
But french people are great for comic relief! Haven't you watched Unforgotten Realms?
No! French people make great chew toys. Period. Grrr.....
But french people are great for comic relief! Haven't you watched Unforgotten Realms?I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.French Jaques.
Donut obset Criminally Depraved Puddle bye tokking abut Frencherlander purple.
<piddles on French people>
<piddles on French people>
Poodles onn Poodle.
At least this time ain't the jack's or smurfs fault....
I heard the jacks have a similar trouble :D
Poodles onn serf
Anybody seen my meds?
Comes back in
Did that crazy badger leave? Man what a long drink of moldy dogbowl water he was...
Lies down and attempts to lick bruise where LSoKA kicked him
Anybody seen my meds?
Hime haff ton sea yuar meads. Meybee dey gott brown upp inn teh exerts lotions?
I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.
Nope, it's probably full of Angry Jacks and run by brain-rotted badgers and power-mad drow wannabes. {shudders}
But french people are great for comic relief! Haven't you watched Unforgotten Realms?
Hey, you lay off the Besotted Rums! I miss their Shadowdark Ale, red Arabellan Dry wine, and Elven Evermead.
{shakes fist at the sky, yells:} "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! G*d damn you all to hell!"
Have some respect for the dead, GGS, you Hallucinogenic Truffle Spawn.
I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.Nope, it's probably full of Angry Jacks and run by brain-rotted badgers and power-mad drow wannabes. {shudders}
But french people are great for comic relief! Haven't you watched Unforgotten Realms?Hey, you lay off the Besotted Rums! I miss their Shadowdark Ale, red Arabellan Dry wine, and Elven Evermead.
{shakes fist at the sky, yells:} "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! G*d damn you all to hell!"
Have some respect for the dead, GGS, you Hallucinogenic Truffle Spawn.
Wouldn't you like to don a Poodle head? You would look so much more "in" :P
*licks MGSTP*
Wouldn't you like to don a Poodle head? You would look so much more "in" :P
*licks MGSTP*
*licks back* Thanks, but I'm not sure it'd work out. I'm so small, it'd entirely cover me, and anyway, it'd only catch fire when I burp/fart. Burning fur smells worse than wet badger and rotting slaad combined.
*licks back* Thanks, but I'm not sure it'd work out. I'm so small, it'd entirely cover me, and anyway, it'd only catch fire when I burp/fart. Burning fur smells worse than wet badger and rotting slaad combined.Wouldn't you like to don a Poodle head? You would look so much more "in" :P
*licks MGSTP*
You should go easy on the salsa...
:P < Lick smiley :D
{shakes fist at the sky, yells:} "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! G*d damn you all to hell!"
<throws acorn at MGSTP's head>
<Bounds into the thread>
Can I play with you? Huh? Huh? Can I?
<Wags, uh, tail. Runs up to CDP.>
I like your spiked collar! Sniff!
<Spikes corrode and fall off>
Why does that always happen?
<throws acorn at MGSTP's head>
{shakes fist at the sky, yells:} "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! G*d damn you all to hell!"
{excitedly} Where did it go?! One of Selune's Tears or perhaps even the Rock of Braal! Where, oh where, did it bounce off to? Curse my thick skull for being so ricochet-ey...
<Bounds into the thread>
Can I play with you? Huh? Huh? Can I?
<Wags, uh, tail. Runs up to CDP.>
I like your spiked collar! Sniff!
<Spikes corrode and fall off>
Why does that always happen?
Oh my, what an ugl...different poodle!
*hides dogtags*
I like your spiked collar! Sniff! <Spikes corrode and fall off> Why does that always happen?
He's going to destroy all our lovely toys that LF brought back from PaizoCon!!!! The only way to protect them is to completely surround him with poodles! To save our toys, we must use the ClusterHump Defense! Charge! {humps Rusty}
Greetings fellow poodles!
Greetings fellow poodles!
{stops humping} Holy crap! He's... he's... he's half-Jack! A half-grumpy half-metal half-Jack abomination!
*half-metal?! must protect poodle toys*
Hey Rusty, go play with Poodle Jack!
Greetings fellow poodles!{stops humping} Holy crap! He's... he's... he's half-Jack! A half-grumpy half-metal half-Jack abomination!
Half ceramic composite actually!
Pets Rusty on the head and feeds him some railroad spikes
Greetings fellow poodles!{stops humping} Holy crap! He's... he's... he's half-Jack! A half-grumpy half-metal half-Jack abomination!
Half ceramic composite actually!
Pets Rusty on the head and feeds him some railroad spikes
Make your attacks, poodles! It must be destroyed!
Half ceramic composite actually!Pets Rusty on the head and feeds him some railroad spikes
Make your attacks, poodles! It must be destroyed!
Hey, Grey Squirrel, imagine what that thing is gonna piddle on your tree! {tosses him roll of mints and bag of acorns} He's ceramic! You ice him up with frosty butt, and then I'll roast him with fire butt.
Make your attacks, poodles! It must be destroyed!Greetings fellow poodles!{stops humping} Holy crap! He's... he's... he's half-Jack! A half-grumpy half-metal half-Jack abomination!
Half ceramic composite actually!
Pets Rusty on the head and feeds him some railroad spikes
Hime ton soo suer abut tish wen puddle...
Make your attacks, poodles! It must be destroyed!
Just out of curiosity, what are you supposed to be - fuzzy mold slaad?
I'm not sure what I liked more, the humping or the railroad spikes! Who am I kidding? It was the railroad spikes.
Can I play with your toys? Can I? Huh? Huh?
I'm not sure what I liked more, the humping or the railroad spikes! Who am I kidding? It was the railroad spikes.
Can I play with your toys? Can I? Huh? Huh?
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Spay and neuter your pets.
GRRRRRRRR!!!
That creepy old bastard was probably french.
{tosses him roll of mints and bag of acorns}
<grabs the mints, calls out all his friends and hands out the mints>
<throws an acorn at MGSTP's head>
*Pees on the squirrel thing*
{tosses him roll of mints and bag of acorns}<grabs the mints, calls out all his friends and hands out the mints>
<throws an acorn at MGSTP's head>
<all eat the mints and lean out over the edge of the tree branches>
tchk-tchk-WEEG*
*bombs away**
**spoken in unison by thousands of squirrels
WTF?
OMG, a swarm of butt-ugly squirrels... There goes the neighborhood...
Look at all of these squirrels! Can someone please call an exterminator?
I've got a better solution...it's called Squirrel Stew.
I've got a better solution...it's called Squirrel Stew.
You're right CDP! *licks chops*
*brings the pot and spices*
I've got a better solution...it's called Squirrel Stew.You're right CDP! *licks chops*
Yum, can I have some?
Yum, can I have some?
Only if you brought some cheese.
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!I'm not sure what I liked more, the humping or the railroad spikes! Who am I kidding? It was the railroad spikes.
Can I play with your toys? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Yay! Squeaky toy!
<Nudges squeaky toy>
Hey! It's not squeaking for me!
Bob Barker sedd so.
That creepy old bastard was probably french.
Ferguson said BB was a vampire. BB even admitted it a couple times on Ferguson's show (just look at his mighty undead slam attack!). Do they even have vampires in France?
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!
Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}
SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- ... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}
Bob Barker sedd so.That creepy old bastard was probably french.Ferguson said BB was a vampire. BB even admitted it a couple times on Ferguson's show (just look at his mighty undead slam attack!). Do they even have vampires in France?
Pfff! Vampires! Vampires can suck it (pun intended). I'm friends with a certain Stake-wielding, former cheerleader who can dust those pansies in less time than it takes to understand what that creepy Puddle guy is saying.
Mama said there would be days like this.