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DitheringFool wrote:I've been here since the AoW days (which means I'm not the oldest of the old, but I'm old)...please put links (linked correctly of course) especially if that is the point of your post.No. The "point" of the post is the demise of WEG. Just being a bit cautious, that's all....
Ah, frack it. Here's the link. Here are some reactions: ENworld. I'll post others when I get back from lunch.
I want to complain about the above post...
It's 'frak' not 'frack'
<-- fictional word nit picker. :-)

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joela wrote:Ah, frack it. Here's the link. Here are some reactions: ENworld. I'll post others when I get back from lunch.I want to complain about the above post...
It's 'frak' not 'frack'
<-- fictional word nit picker. :-)
Yeah, and how do you say Felgercarb - with a "g", "d", or "t" sound?

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Paranoia was awesome too. A lot of good times
Of course, being a gamer, I can't leave good enough alone. While I found Paranoia amusing, I am more of a darker storyteller, so my version was named Justified Paranoia, and it wasn't funny at all ...
Also, while it certainly is distressing to see someone pop like that, well, this is the nature of humans. Some of us have a really short fuse, some of us a really long one, and some of us have an infinite fuse. I'm indeed sorry that he's grown as frustrated as he has, however.

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The Jade wrote:Nameless... a sincere thanks. You've just given me the source of one of my next Rone Rants for my podcast. People, and their kids especially, talking in movie theaters. I was starting to just type it all out here, but I think it'll be funnier voiced.I offer a sincere "You're Welcome," then! Let me know when it's done, I would be delighted to hear it!
Please make sure to include a demand for military responsiveness and authorization of blunt force trauma by annoyed theatre goers to deal with the situation.
Sometimes I dream of opening up a movie theatre that charges $20 for a ticket (or, in the event tickets reach $20 at most theatres, a rate at least $10 above the normal rate).
What would that extra $10 buy you ask?
Well, in the first place, it would price out all the f@%~ing teenagers that show up at movie theatres just to b+%!#, text, and otherwise be a pain in my ass. But, just in case they don't get the hint from the prices, there will also be one bouncer per theatre showing who will stop the movie to beat the living s#&* out of any rude a+~++#%s who do show up.
Any interested investors?

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Please make sure to include a demand for military responsiveness and authorization of blunt force trauma by annoyed theatre goers to deal with the situation.Sometimes I dream of opening up a movie theatre that charges $20 for a ticket (or, in the event tickets reach $20 at most theatres, a rate at least $10 above the normal rate).
What would that extra $10 buy you ask?
Well, in the first place, it would price out all the f#@&ing teenagers that show up at movie theatres just to b@*#!, text, and otherwise be a pain in my ass. But, just in case they don't get the hint from the prices, there will also be one bouncer per theatre showing who will stop the movie to beat the living s&*@ out of any rude a!@!&#@s who do show up.
Any interested investors?
I'll be the first in line! You, sir, are like William Wallace inspiring the troops before battle. >:) YESSSSSSSSSSS

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Please make sure to include a demand for military responsiveness and authorization of blunt force trauma by annoyed theatre goers to deal with the situation.
Sometimes I dream of opening up a movie theatre that charges $20 for a ticket (or, in the event tickets reach $20 at most theatres, a rate at least $10 above the normal rate).
What would that extra $10 buy you ask?
Well, in the first place, it would price out all the f*!~ing teenagers that show up at movie theatres just to b~&#!, text, and otherwise be a pain in my ass. But, just in case they don't get the hint from the prices, there will also be one bouncer per theatre showing who will stop the movie to beat the living s!@~ out of any rude a~**%*~s who do show up.
Any interested investors?
I'm in. For the price of two movies, you get a movie, plus the incredible pleasure of seeing annoying people get beaten up by huge bouncers. How is that not a steal?
Also, make sure that anyone calling out loud for their friends AFTER the movie has actually started get a just punishment. Perhaps severe evisceration? Or defenestration? From the top floor of the theatre?
The worst offenders, though, have to be the people who think that just because there is no dialog going on, it's time to have a neat conversation of your own, and everyone in the theatre wants to hear it! It's not like the other viewers are trying to... you know... CONNECT WITH THE MOVIE!
Those people should be sentenced to watch From Justin To Kelly for all eternity, or something.

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..............Those people should be sentenced to watch From Justin To Kelly for all eternity, or something.
Ye Gods! Can't just draw and quarter them, hang them, or slowly feed them into a wood chipper?!?! What you suggest is just plain over the lines of good taste and you sir should seek help! No one ever.....EVER should be subjected to torture of that magnitude.
;P