Kruelaid wrote: Note to self:
Never move when your wife has PMS.
I'd add "Don't breath either", but I understand that's a problem for you live folk.
My lessons from yesterday...
When having dental work done, if it hurts do not threaten the dentist. It might motivate him to forget pain reduction techniques.
If my comfort food is scrambled eggs with lots of hot sauce, choose a different comfort food in the first 3 hours after oral surgery.
I am not tough enough to go without the pain meds. Attempting such a thing may make my workers think I am having a breakdown.
My boss does not want to see the stitches.
Neither does my SO.
Come to think of it they do not want to see the tooth either.
Adults do not keep these sorts of grisly trophies.
There really is no tooth fairy after all. Now how amd I going to get spare money?
Sigil wrote:
There really is no tooth fairy after all. Now how amd I going to get spare money?
Sell it to orthodontists from india
Note to self:
Kick ass and chew bubblegum.
Also:
Buy bubblegum.
Lenarior wrote: Note to self:
Kick ass and chew bubblegum.
Also:
Buy bubblegum.
you mean this bubblegum?
Note to self:
....well crap! I forget.
Note to self:
F%## fighting that a~#+&!% with these s+$%ty robot lions - just form Voltron, get out the blazing sword, and cut him in half.
Sebastian wrote: Note to self:
f#&* fighting that a*&#*#! with these s**!ty robot lions - just form Voltron, get out the blazing sword, and cut him in half.
Note to self:
Hide.
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Note to Self:
Jail Bait is just that.... Jail Bait..
Dragnmoon wrote: Note to Self:
Jail Bait is just that.... Jail Bait..
Yeah. Don't fall into that trap, because that's just what it is.
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Freehold DM wrote: Dragnmoon wrote: Note to Self:
Jail Bait is just that.... Jail Bait.. Yeah. Don't fall into that trap, because that's just what it is. Luckily I never have...
I swear they did not look like that when i was in High School!!
Wait...I think I feel old now..lol
Dragnmoon wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Dragnmoon wrote: Note to Self:
Jail Bait is just that.... Jail Bait.. Yeah. Don't fall into that trap, because that's just what it is. Luckily I never have...
I swear they did not look like that when i was in High School!!
Wait...I think I feel old now..lol ~sighs~ Yes, some of them did. Or at least some of them did when I went to high school. (I am 38 btw.)
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Sharoth wrote:
~sighs~ Yes, some of them did. Or at least some of them did when I went to high school. (I am 38 btw.)
Note to self:
Sharoth is older then me.
Dragnmoon wrote: Sharoth wrote:
~sighs~ Yes, some of them did. Or at least some of them did when I went to high school. (I am 38 btw.)
Note to self:
Sharoth is older then me. Note to self:
Sharoth is four years shy of being twice as old as me.
Note to self:
Buy wife a birthday card.
Note to self:
Ask the boss’s boss out to lunch more often.
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Note to Self:
When the wife says she had a dream about you cheating on her with a short haired blond..
Don't Say..
Never!!! I would never do that!!... Now if it was a red head.....
CourtFool wrote: Note to self:
Ask the boss’s boss out to lunch more often.
hehe, love it.
Note to self:
Remember to eat at reasonable times you prize muppet!
Stop going all day with nothing but tea or coffee then getting home at 2am realizing I haven't eaten and ending up raiding the cupboards -filling up on cereals and snacks like cheese straws! (Eeeww!)
R-type wrote: Note to self:
Remember to eat at reasonable times you prize muppet!
Stop going all day with nothing but tea or coffee then getting home at 2am realizing I haven't eaten and ending up raiding the cupboards -filling up on cereals and snacks like cheese straws! (Eeeww!)
Note to self:
Stop copying R-type's eating patterns.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: R-type wrote: Note to self:
Remember to eat at reasonable times you prize muppet!
Stop going all day with nothing but tea or coffee then getting home at 2am realizing I haven't eaten and ending up raiding the cupboards -filling up on cereals and snacks like cheese straws! (Eeeww!)
Note to self:
Stop copying R-type's eating patterns. I remember R-type talking about eating clusters of just-stale corn pops right out of the bag last year. I'll bet he's actually discovered a bunch of great things I'd never think to try.
Note to self:
Limit time on Wii. Also stretch before and after.
Note to self:
Clean the damn house!
Learn how to absorb written content through touch.
Lilith wrote: Learn how to absorb written content through touch. Damn, that would be awesome -and so time saving! :)
You must not touch the book of the dead!
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Note to Self:
Never buy Cookies & Cream Ice Cream anymore... because once I start eating it I can't put it down!
Note to Self:
Send Dragnmoon some Cookies & Cream Ice Cream.
Note to self:
Never throw a hand grenade into the sewer unless you REALLY mean it.
heh heh, methane
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Note to Self:
Never tell your Boss you can do something at home, that should be done at work.
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Dragnmoon wrote: Note to Self:
Never buy Cookies & Cream Ice Cream anymore... because once I start eating it I can't put it down!
Note to Self:
Remember Notes to self, so you don't repeat mistakes.
Note to self:
Now that you've lost the weight, don't gain it back!
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Note to Self: Pack everything up to move into new house.
Note to self:
Take myself out for a walk
Note to self:
Change the water of the pond
Note to self:
DOn't spend more time at Paizo than at work...
Note to self:
Recruit more poodles.
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CourtFool wrote: Note to self:
Recruit more poodles.
Note to self:
Kill more poodles
Dragnmoon wrote: CourtFool wrote: Note to self:
Recruit more poodles.
Note to self:
Kill more poodles Note to self:
Help Dragonmoon kill more poodles! And more Llamas!
Note to self:
Make life difficult for the following people...
Heathansson,
Kobold Cleaver,
CourtFool,
Cosmo,
Sebastian,
everyone else.
~GRINS~
Note to self:
Laugh at the silly dragon.
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Note To Self:
Do the dishes before the wife gets home to stop arguments before they happen about not doing the dishes, even though I had all intentions of doing the dishes.
Note to self:
Stop making logical arguments with pregnant, pissy wife.
Sharoth wrote: Note to self:
Make life difficult for the following people...
Heathansson,
Kobold Cleaver,
CourtFool,
Cosmo,
Sebastian,
everyone else.
~GRINS~
Hurray i'm none of those people!
Sharoth wrote: Note to self:
Make life difficult for the following people...
CourtFool,
~GRINS~
Epic fail!
Dragnmoon wrote: Note To Self:
Do the dishes before the wife gets home to stop arguments before they happen about not doing the dishes, even though I had all intentions of doing the dishes.
Note to Self:
Send poodle minions to dirty more dishes.
David Wickham wrote: Sharoth wrote: Note to self:
Make life difficult for the following people...
Heathansson,
Kobold Cleaver,
CourtFool,
Cosmo,
Sebastian,
everyone else.
~GRINS~ Hurray i'm none of those people! wait...you don't fit in the "everyone else" catagory? AHHH! what are you???
Dragnmoon wrote: Note To Self:
Do the dishes before the wife gets home to stop arguments before they happen about not doing the dishes, even though I had all intentions of doing the dishes.
Note to self: learn from other people's mistakes. (I won't live long enough to make them all myself.)
kessukoofah wrote: David Wickham wrote: Sharoth wrote: Note to self:
Make life difficult for the following people...
Heathansson,
Kobold Cleaver,
CourtFool,
Cosmo,
Sebastian,
everyone else.
~GRINS~ Hurray i'm none of those people! wait...you don't fit in the "everyone else" catagory? AHHH! what are you??? i just assumed someone out there has an alias name 'everyone else' ;)
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