How do you want your moa: original recipe or extra crispy?Extra crispy, and I prefer dark meat. Can I get a side of kobold with that and a large chocolate shake? There's a fresh kobold around here somewhere . . .
*Looks around*
Where? Oh...
I'll take your word for it. Mac and cheese it is.
I'll take your word for it. Mac and cheese it is.
Wait, what? What's going on? And put down that giant fork, Lathiira, Garl knows what you intend to do with it. Um, why are you holding up a pistol? Why are you aiming it at me? Why are you pulling the trigg--
Ow.
Good thing my phylactery kicked in!
What? I didn't order the kobold! Waiter, why did I end up with an order of Cajun-style kobold?
And why am I holding a pistol? I've got a perfectly good wand of fireballs right here!
Wait a minute, I'm not proficient in giant fork!
I seem to be missing something here, and it's not just my mac and cheese . . . .
What? I didn't order the kobold! Waiter, why did I end up with an order of Cajun-style kobold?
And why am I holding a pistol? I've got a perfectly good wand of fireballs right here!
Wait a minute, I'm not proficient in giant fork!
I seem to be missing something here, and it's not just my mac and cheese . . . .
This phylactery is coming in pretty handy. Now I'd best get rid of that werepoodle...
When you find that warwoof tell him that I demand an explanation for how I got kobold instead of mac and cheese. In the meantime you can borrow my staff of fire for the discussion.
When you find that warwoof tell him that I demand an explanation for how I got kobold instead of mac and cheese. In the meantime you can borrow my staff of fire for the discussion.
Thanks you!
*Gos to 'talk' with warwoof*Excuse me, while we truly apologize for the trouble, we don't have mac and cheese. Perhaps deep-fried were-waiter would suffice for now?
There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)
Well, Heathansson isn't the only person out there with a fixation for the woofies.
(If you're allowed to answer): Will said product be obviously tied to werewolves from the cover/product description?
Thanks you!
*Gos to 'talk' with warwoof*
Excuse me, while we truly apologize for the trouble, we don't have mac and cheese. Perhaps deep-fried were-waiter would suffice for now?
Err, no thanks. I don't eat dog. Especially if I don't know if it's had all its shots and vaccination. And especially if it might turn into a humanoid at the dark of the moon.
Too stringy for my taste. He's all yours. Keep the pelt too.
Then my job is done.
Thanks you!
*Gos to 'talk' with warwoof*
Excuse me, while we truly apologize for the trouble, we don't have mac and cheese. Perhaps deep-fried were-waiter would suffice for now?Err, no thanks. I don't eat dog. Especially if I don't know if it's had all its shots and vaccination. And especially if it might turn into a humanoid at the dark of the moon.
Too stringy for my taste. He's all yours. Keep the pelt too.
Yuk! No way!
i mean, ummm... I want you to 'enjoy' it.Heh heh.
