***Edit***
The time stream is safe. All citizens are happy. I am happy. And safe.
*Vashouuuuuum*
HA HA!
*steals Cosmo's other eye 2 seconds before he posts*
*Vashouum*
*departs back to 48th century, seeing problems with universal destruction that need dealing with*
*thinks about checking on ninja snipers*
*sends a ninja minion to do it for him instead*
*sips sake*
*Vshouuuum*
*opens up portal to Ancinet Dark God Yoggsoggoth's throne room and throws ninjsa minion in*
*closes portal*
*Vashouuuuum*
* escapes hellacious huni's maw riding on Scooty-Puff Jr. *
Ziggy! Ziggy!
*hits colourful box frantically*Oh boy.
*Vashouuuuuum*
*swallows Evilturnip*
*Vshouuuuuum*
*thinks about checking on ninja snipers*
*sends a ninja minion to do it for him instead*
*sips sake*
*Vashouuum*
*slips Syrup of Ipacac into sake 1 second before Mike drinks*
*Vashouuuum*
(Vomit Guy, you are needed!)
Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder
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*departs back to 48th century, seeing problems with universal destruction that need dealing with*
Well....
*breathes a sigh of relief. Considers letting Lathiira out of the TPU (Trademark) and back to THIS universe's 48th century. Then sees that the 48th century in the TPU (Trademark) is ruled by sentient blue worms and decides that the small rebel force of cyber-ninjas still needs a leader.*
*Puts that TPU (Trademark) in the broadcasting facilitator unit and broadcasts the whole thing as an alternate reality show on MTV867*
*Enjoys huge profits*
*departs back to 48th century, seeing problems with universal destruction that need dealing with*Well....
*breathes a sigh of relief. Considers letting Lathiira out of the TPU (Trademark) and back to THIS universe's 48th century. Then sees that the 48th century in the TPU (Trademark) is ruled by sentient blue worms and decides that the small rebel force of cyber-ninjas still needs a leader.*
*Puts that TPU (Trademark) in the broadcasting facilitator unit and broadcasts the whole thing as an alternate reality show on MTV867*
*Enjoys huge profits*
*Vashouuuum*
*Watches show with baited breath*
*stays tuned for MTV beach house Mars(TM)*
*Vashouuuum*
Debriefed by boss; sent back to 2011 a.d.*thinks about checking on ninja snipers*
*sends a ninja minion to do it for him instead*
*sips sake*
*Vshouuuum*
*opens up portal to Ancinet Dark God Yoggsoggoth's throne room and throws ninjsa minion in*
*closes portal*
*Vashouuuuum*
*Watches Heathy get thrown into thrown room, debriefs him, sends him back*
Today, on TPU!
*cue Hercules theme music*
Sentient blue worms have taken over the universe. Time itself begins to unravel as the hellacious worms spread their slimy trails across space-time. Only one sentient dares to stand in their way:
Lathiira!
Born in the 20th century, Lathiira was catapulted into the future by a freak time paradox. Finding the future universe threatened with annihilation, Lathiira bio-engineered itself to be sentient-kind's last and greatest hope against the worms. Fighting with the help of a small army of cyber-ninjas, Lathiira hopes to one day free the universal time stream from their tyranny!
*end commercial on MTV 867*
Today, on TPU!
*cue Hercules theme music*
Sentient blue worms have taken over the universe. Time itself begins to unravel as the hellacious worms spread their slimy trails across space-time. Only one sentient dares to stand in their way:
Lathiira!
Born in the 20th century, Lathiira was catapulted into the future by a freak time paradox. Finding the future universe threatened with annihilation, Lathiira bio-engineered itself to be sentient-kind's last and greatest hope against the worms. Fighting with the help of a small army of cyber-ninjas, Lathiira hopes to one day free the universal time stream from their tyranny!
*end commercial on MTV 867*
*Sips coke and watches commercial*
takes edit position, having lost the previous one due to a temporal closure rift of some kind.
Ha HA! I'm the one who closed it!
*scampers under table*
*throws Heathy a Phased-Ion Particle Emitter to cook little lizard from 48th century*
*Goes back to rebellion*
*squints at all the temporal havoc*
*grumbles and shifts back to the singularity at the Dawn of Time, and splits off a tiny piece of the explosively expanding spacetime as his own alternate timeline free from all the time-travel havoc*
*enjoys the peace and quiet eons later in said side-universe*
*Looks up from plans to storm the blue worm space-fortress city and feels tiny tremble in universe*
*Realizes placement in wrong 48th century and heads off to find the right 48th century, blocking future detours and past detours to Age of Hyboria by warwoof saboteurs*
For Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, I'm pretending I'm someone who has time to be reading the Paizo message boards. ;-)
For Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, I'm pretending I'm someone who has time to be reading the Paizo message boards. ;-)
Beware of temporal anomalies and little blue worm/gecko thingies.
Oh, and kobolds.
Maybe warwoofs, not sure about them yet.
For Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, I'm pretending I'm someone who has time to be reading the Paizo message boards. ;-)
Come closer, David, so that I might...(dramatic pause)...BITE YOUR BUTT!
For Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, I'm pretending I'm someone who has time to be reading the Paizo message boards. ;-)Come closer, David, so that I might...(dramatic pause)...BITE YOUR BUTT!
I tried to warn him. Everyone saw the post, I tried to warn him . . .
Takes new temporal edit position.
Heathy, I'm warning you that I'm trying to warn him.
Heathansson meets self.World ends.
Ah well, wasn't using that planet anyway.
Off to find another interesting timeline. This one's gotten just too silly.
Heathansson meets self.World ends.Ah well, wasn't using that planet anyway.
Off to find another interesting timeline. This one's gotten just too silly.
What the -??? This TPU(TM) is totally trashed!
Dammit people! Those TPUs(TM) are NOT cheap!!
Next time don't let the maintenance slide. Once ya got them their blue things in 'em, that's it. Ya can't get rid of 'em without total timeline shutdown.
For Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, I'm pretending I'm someone who has time to be reading the Paizo message boards. ;-)Beware of temporal anomalies and little blue worm/gecko thingies.
Oh, and kobolds...
Silence! You are scaring the victims away!
*Whacks Lathiira (who seems to be remanifesting in different thraeds)back into unconsiousness and quickly attacks David*
For Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, I'm pretending I'm someone who has time to be reading the Paizo message boards. ;-)Beware of temporal anomalies and little blue worm/gecko thingies.
Oh, and kobolds...
Silence! You are scaring the victims away!
*Whacks Lathiira (who seems to be remanifesting in different thraeds)back into unconsiousness and quickly attacks David*
Keep it up, little kobold. My army of clones from across time is already eliminating all of your analogues from the timestream. Once they get done, they're coming for you!
*Whacks everyone but self with disenchanted rubber chicken*
*KC responds by whacking rubber chicken with rubber chicken's slightly more obedient twin*
