I....think we just made enemies of the DustRunners.
Yah. If we eat the evidence it might slow them down a bit.
After watchin' you two chop the long-ear down Aso's feelin' a little nervous carrying around that sword.
And BTW, just to dis them, I propose we call them the "dustbunnies".
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Oh, no; it was Fatey. He dropped out a while ago.You mean Valegrim? He usu posts every 2-3 days I think.Cool. Yeah, I heard rumour there was a drop out in this game, wondered if it was him, cos I havent noticed him post here for a few days.
Ah. Yeah, that makes sense - I'd forgotten about the invisible elf ... or thought you guys might have eaten him.
Naaah, we wouldn't do that. We got some scruples.
"S...s...scruples? I thought we ate those. You still holdin'?"
Hey!!! You got a worm all to Aso's self! Leave my scruples out of this!!!
Heathy, Aso has finally found someone who he will allow to keep him on a leash.
Heathy, Aso has finally found someone who he will allow to keep him on a leash.
Screw dat! Slap a collar on Ol' Holdrus, honey! I'm a freak on a leash, Baby!!!.
Damn white russians do it to me every time.
Plus he's sterile!!!
Way to make friends with a Mul: "So, I hear all you guys shoot blanks. That true?"
Caravan of elf slavers falls into misfortune. Abused psychotic prisoners escape with nary more than their danglies and begins march toward Raam, city of the dead, through the hellish badlands of Athas, quarreling with each other as they go.
They arrive at Raam, are mistaken for members of the underground by a local rebel, whereupon they find their way into a safehouse, which is promptly raided by Templars, the cruel lackeys of Dregoth, Raam's overlord. Fleeing, they stumble on a murder victim and narrowly intimidate their way out sure imprisonment, only moments later beating an elf to death in a cathartic supernova of elf-hate.
Who are we?
- Radik is a seriously scary 7 foot dick. We suspect he may be able to lay on some serious hurt. Unforgettably played by Mr. Shiny. He is such an excellent asshat that sometimes we forget that his crap is directed at our characters and not us personally.
- Shenker is a chatty but incomprehensible sociopath. Brilliant and nonsensical, by Heathansson.
The bugs,
- Kirrish Kreshk Shiklik, by Mr. James Keegan, who must have a thesaurus next to his keyboard to write Kirrish's dialogue AND
- Skarsnikt. Murderously managed by Vatnisse.
They are our queer but scary little buddies who generally keep us from getting lost and/or chop stuff up REAL bad.
- Malaki is plotting something. Don't trust him. Thanks to Manpig, the only one to REALLY try and rip us off.
- Holdrus is an ex-gladiator/gigolo with an attitude. We wouldn't have any weapons if it weren't for him, cuz Radik sure wouldn't make us any. He's probably gonna go horndog on your girl. Played by Fake Healer who seems to know a little too much about servicing noblewomen.
- Zuko, our good cleric, is a pyromaniac who can't wait to cauterize any wounds we might acquire. By Radvel, don't mind the foreign languages, it's cleric talk.
- Kha-chik is the nervous bird lady who tags along but avoids any socializing. I don't blame her cuz she woulda been food were she an NPC. I'm just waitin for her to plop an egg. By Valegrim, our lovable but deadbeat poster.
- Issiki is our missing halfling buddy who no doubt will turn up again--he likes to stand around and philosophize while we kill stuff. By Fabesmini. He's on vacation, but he'll come back and piss you off pretty soon.
- Faindriac, the party wizard who hold lengthy debates with a gemstone and tells us we are about to do something stupid just the moment after we do it. By Ragadolf, who is really good at being clever and pompous. Maybe too good.
- Aso is an escaped geek driven insane from a decade of chewing animals to death in a cage. By moi. His exceeding intelligence and social grace are outshone only by his magnetic ruggedness.
Awesome summary. The good news is killing an elf out of plain site isn't technically a crime to anyone except elves.
I hope it's good, it took a while. And I think I edited Radik and Aso after you read it.
They added some new code recently that enables highlight / paste. Just click and drag over the BBCode and it'll ask if it's ok to use your clipboard, then you can paste it into here. If it's a hassle, I'm fine using the trust method too (I never trust anyone, so, by the inverse, everyone is equally trustworthy).
Go to roll dice and experiment and you'll get the hang of it pretty quick.
There seems to be a bug where it rolls twice when it's not supposed to on multiple rolls, but for single rolls it's fine and you can cut the bbcode after you've rolled and past it right onto your posts here.
Beeler has left it up to us to decide how we want to roll, though. I just use it cuz I want to.
Do i have to add in my+ to hit or just roll dice and add my own bonus?
Natural twenty!
1d20=20
We can do my intro tomorrow, I 'm going to bed now-
Well, I'm beat. I'm gonna crash early today. I look forward to finding out what secrets you clowns discover in that package.
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Holdrus is an ex-gladiator/gigolo with an attitude. We wouldn't have any weapons if it weren't for him, cuz Radik sure wouldn't make us any. He's probably gonna go horndog on your girl. Played by Fake Healer who seems to know a little too much about servicing noblewomen...
Hee-hee! Decades of practice, babe!
*ambles off humming the tune from Just a gigolo!
LOL!
NICE summary of everybody. I think you managed to capture the essence of each of us in a few words.
Thanks! (I think,...)
:P
Beeler, this is a REAL spoiler for YOU. Don't read it Tobus.
“Marada Bhelu'Ara, Hainvar’s Sauna”
Marada has many secrets!
Been reading about Dark Sun on wiki trying to get a feel for it.
MWbeeler
What do I use here if I'm a 3rd bard/1sorcereress/+1LA=
Confused ?All of it!
1st Sneak attack +1d6, death attack, poison use
2nd +1 save against poison, uncanny dodge
3rd Sneak attack +2d6
4th +2 save against poison
5th Improved uncanny dodge, sneak attack +3d6
Thought it'd be nice to give the Kreen to wax eloquent. Frickin' poetic, this guy is, but you'd never know it. ;)
Tobus, yeah, lot of stuff on that second level:
+1 LA
1st: Summon familiar
2nd: Bardic music (countersong, fascinate, inspire courage +1), bardic knowledge, Sneak attack +1d6, death attack, poison use
3rd: +1 save against poison, uncanny dodge
4th: Sneak attack +2d6, Inspire competence
Total = 5th level equivalent.
"a chance" make that. Oiy, I should wake up before posting.
Ok guys, this is a serious post for once.
We have put ourselves in peril by killing that elf and we all know that there will be repercussions.
So rather than just waiting around to get ambushed, I think we should get right out there and take the fight to these elves, although the ambush will come anyway.
As far as they know we are just a bunch of morons who murdered an elf and we think we can get away with it. Instead of being these morons we should start hurting them immediately, it'll surprise them.
We should start here and now, getting as much info. and assistance from the Thri-keen as we can, after all, we did them a favour by getting this one elf, and they will probably be happy to get in on such a war.
I trust Thri-Keen more than pretty well anyone else.
What do you guys think?
Then we find out what the heck they are doing with a package for Marada. I'm sure Tobus wants to know, too.
I'm in favor of barbecuing those elves. Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Ayyup! But I am baffled as to why my character would even be with this group unless she to enjoys elf meat? is everyone into cannibalism!
Make sure the elves are not down wind because they will SMELL you guys coming,
Elf guard 1 "Do you smell something?"
Elf guard #2: "Yeah, smells like something died, and shat itself!"
Elf guard 1 "Do you smell something?"
Elf guard #2: "Yeah, smells like something died, and shat itself!"
Rofl. As far as purpose goes:
** spoiler omitted **
Sure My e-mail is posted on my profile. Tobus Neth
It be really cool if they had Namelocked spoilers !
[spoilerTobusNeth][/spoilerTobusNeth]Gary Teter make it happen!
That's the excellentest idea, I'm writing a suggestion thread so that Gary can add something else to the bottom of the list.
That is a sweet idea. E-mail sent.
Mwbeeler
Got your e-mail, which I included in this spoiler, with many questions!
Mwbeelers E-mail and plot secrets.No looking Kruelaid or party memebers.
btw Sent you e-mail Mwbeeler-
lol who you calling a deadbeat; i aint no zombie and gots no rhthym or however that is spelled.
Well, birds will eat darn near anything so i dont see that my char would have any problem eating elf, seems better than wasting all that meat.
Apparently, I was incorrect in my earlier statement. I will be on tonight, but then away again tomorrow, as I need to go in for an ultrasound. Will try to keep pace though so hopefully it will appear seamless.
Hey, has anyone read The Road by Cormac McCarthy? There's a part in that book that reminds me of this tavern. It's a super depressing book and it's actually a horrific scene, but here it's kind of light-hearted (in that "I keep elves alive in my basement to butcher them" sort of way).
lol who you calling a deadbeat; i aint no zombie and gots no rhthym or however that is spelled.
Well, birds will eat darn near anything so i dont see that my char would have any problem eating elf, seems better than wasting all that meat.
Dude, you're a single dating daddy. We unnerstand.
BTW, These are ONLY for Valegrim.
Ok so who wants the short sword? Aso doesn't want it, if you do sign up and I'm gonna hold an Invisible Castle lottery for it.
I got Holdrus down, too. I don't know if someone else thinks they should have it, though.... I don't want anyone to think they're gettin marginalized in the game too much. I mean we already dominate the thread by posting all the time, know what I mean?