8 word "Star Trek" themed word game

[David Wickham]

the weirdest made up term ever discovered even

[waltero]

for such a smooth alcoholic drink. I prefer

[Kruelaid]

'pocket pussy' for its descriptiveness." Sulu turned pale

[waltero]

at Spock's brazen declaration. Sulu excused himself and

[Heathansson]

went to the bathroom, wherupon he busted into

[Digitalelf]

his best impersonation of Captain Kirk, when he

[Kruelaid]

got his trousers off he actually looked like

[Aberzombie]

Spock's father. Scotty, confused by this sudden change,

[Digitalelf]

decided that the be best course of action

[Aberzombie]

was to bypass the warp core and go

[Heathansson]

to the dilithium matrix, where a tiny kobold

[Aberzombie]

was running on a wheel chasing a bottle

[Kobold Catgirl]

(Kobolds aren't in Star Trek you daft fool)

[Aberzombie]

of "Liquid Courage", something the race had been

[Heathansson]

sorely lacking in this universe, or in the

[Tensor]

static distribution of matter between their ears. Somehow

[Heathansson]

the little kobold on the treadmill reached out

[Aberzombie]

and touched someone, although the "someone" in this

[flash_cxxi]

instance couldn't identify the place on a doll.

[Aberzombie]

The kobold also denied involvement in the warp

[flash_cxxi]

coil malfunction that left one Red Shirt badly

[Patrick Curtin]

mauled and Scotty in mortal danger in the

[Tensor]

anti-matter cooling tank next to the dilithium crystals.

[Aberzombie]

Knowing the cowardly little kobold was lying, Kirk

[Pax Veritas]

said, "Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men."

[Tensor]

"My phaser is stuck on over-load," shouted Sulu.

[Patrick Curtin]

besides that kobold promised to make me a

[Aberzombie]

more literate person. Meanwhile, Ensign Rand decided to

[flash_cxxi]

add a Y to her name, in hopes

[Aberzombie]

of luring Dr. McCoy into a clandestine meeting

[Tensor]

between a salt vampire and a white gorilla.

[ZeroCharisma]

Two creatures on the brink of annihilation, if...

[Patrick Curtin]

A pepper vampire couldn't be found on Omicron

[underling]

to season the gorilla for Spock's Pon-far party.

[Patrick Curtin]

Bones had quipped, "Dammit Jim I'm a doctor

[underling]

doctor not a chef! Go ask that drunk

[Patrick Curtin]

Scotty to season that roast tribble with cream

[flash_cxxi]

sauce and a light red wine marinade, because

[Patrick Curtin]

I'm too busy playing "Hide the Tricorder" with

[Mothman]

Ensign Randy. So far I’ve hidden it in

[flash_cxxi]

her more than ample cleavage and I'm about

[Patrick Curtin]

to check out some other interesting hiding places.

[flash_cxxi]

I'm praying I don't need a brush cutter.

[Patrick Curtin]

Fortunately in Sick Bay depilatory creams are available.

[flash_cxxi]

Although the taste of them is nothing to

[Patrick Curtin]

write back to Starfleet about. Perhaps Ensign Randy

[flash_cxxi]

could dribble some chocolate sauce around, so that

[Patrick Curtin]

the acrid taste of the depilatory could be

[Mothman]

disguised somewhat. Suddenly, Kirk burst into Sickbay. “What

[flash_cxxi]

the Hell is going on here? That's my