Emphatic assertion that the Amish are the ones behind the mayonaise conspiracy. They control the weather, you know.
Photographic evidence of previous poster eating a tuna mayo sub on the 23rd of October 1985.
Proposal for section 7.5 to be added to the Paizo constitution, to read:
Sec 7.5 Only role playing with Pathfinder Role Playing Game is valid or recognized on the Paizo messageboards.
Claim that the quoted post is in violation of Sec 3.17, par. 2 of the Paizo constitution.
Subpoena.
Notification of representation by Sebastian.
Notification of representation by Sebastian.
Claim of VICTORY!!!
Wry retort about relative stench of undead and eyeballiferous hands.
Link to source of photograph.
Irritating banner ad that proclaims your inadequacy.
Query of undead poster's olfactory ability.
Scanned receipt for tuna mayonnaise sub.
Credit card receipt from same time and date and Subway receipt.
Link to wikipedia article on the history of Subway that shows that the franchise did not issue electronic receipts in the purported year of zombie tuna mayo consumption.
Digital analysis of photographs that shows crude tampering.
Link to service record of previous poster in the Belgian navy, in an amish regiment attached to 'operation stormbrew'
Chemical analysis of mayonnaise by outcast polymath and iconoclast chemist. highlighting of genetic markers that indicate malodorous condition a likely side effect of habitual mayonnaise consumption.
Proof of the catholic origins of mayonnaise.
Screed.
Tract.
Post which quotes the baguette post before the edit.
Post welcoming previous poster to Arkham Asylum and a warning to practice safe trepanning.
Loud, piercing cry, similar to that uttered by a youthful, female human.
Enquiry whether that was Timmy’s dad.
Detailed explanation of children's cartoon involving a boy named Timmy and two fairies disguised as goldfish.
Staggeringly blithe non-sequitur.
Petulant demand to keep the focus of the thread on chocolate.
Refution of the above assertion on the basis that there are no Belgian persons of true significance.
Edited addition speculating that lack of known persons of significance is the cornerstone to the success of the Belgian Mayonnaise Conspiracy.
Poster indicates desire to procure reliable tinfoil headwear.
Lengthy response to previous poster.
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Edit: Fixed grammatical error in first paragraph. 03/11/09 09:47.21 am.
Edit: Added additional paragraph at end of post. 03/11/09 09:55.12 am.
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Edit: Added "Of course, that's just my two cents" to final paragraph. 03/11/09 9:55.47 am.
Edit: Deleted "Of course, that's just my two cents" from final paragraph. 03/11/09 9:56.12 am.
*Notices that indicator in fourth paragraph is singular while the noun is plural. Can't edit anymore. Frets. 03/11/09 11:05.32 am.
Random yapping.
Enjection of the contents of the stomach through the mouth via a series of involuntary, spasmodic movements.
Lengthy response to previous poster.
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Edit: Added deleted sentence back in with minor revisions. 03/11/09 09:46.36 am.
Edit: Fixed grammatical error in first paragraph. 03/11/09 09:47.21 am.
Edit: Added additional paragraph at end of post. 03/11/09 09:55.12 am.
Edit: Deleted sentence from second paragraph again. 03/11/09 09:55.20 am.
Edit: Moved deleted sentence into the third paragraph with minor revisions. 03/11/09 9:55.24 am.
Edit: Added "Of course, that's just my two cents" to final paragraph. 03/11/09 9:55.47 am.
Edit: Deleted "Of course, that's just my two cents" from final paragraph. 03/11/09 9:56.12 am.*Notices that indicator in fourth paragraph is singular while the noun is plural. Can't edit anymore. Frets. 03/11/09 11:05.32 am.
Derissory pointign out of speling errors in qouted post.
Acusassion of illiteracy in there post.
clai m that their is a way to avoid makeing such mis-takes in furure.
Supposition implying Belgian Mayonnaise Conspiracy responsible for fourth edition of popular fantasy table top role playing game.
Declaration of cleanliness and sobriety over a period of 38 years.
Proposal of final solution involving special 'camps' for feline species.
Congratulations. You just killed the W.O.P.R.
Post outing WOPR as wood.
Request for a nice game of chess.
Geeky quote of eighties movie.
Claim that tic-tac-toe is unwinnable, and best avoided.
Obligatory random drunk post after a night at the bar, expressing entirely too much sentiment and entirely too much personal information.
