MORE THREATS TO FLAG EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Escalation of insults, sure to get thread closed.
Flippant remark that will be taken out of context assuring thread closure.
A CHARGED, ANGRY CALL FOR EVERYONE TO SETTLE DOWN!!!!!!! POINTED INSULTS.
Post by n00b who has clearly wandered into wrong thread.
Apology for joke. Claim of unpleasant personal circumstances.
Heartfelt declaration of all the poster's personal problems, to the point where things get awkward.
Appendix to previous post that goes even further.
Demand that previous poster apologize for said lie or enter politics where such behavior is acceptable.
*Post redacted to appear warm and fuzzy*
Quote of the previous post before it was redacted.
Proof that the previous post is a lie.
Threat of action if the post is not redacted to be warm and fuzzy.
Lie
Statistics.
Liar's statistic.
Liar liar pants on fire.
Lie about statistics.
Damn, lazy statistics. Always lying about.
Lie. Damned lie. Statistic.
Link to gold farming website.*
http://www.ineedsmesomegold.com
*It's a joke link folks! I'm not that stupid!
Random greeting from user who apologizes to everyone for being away from the forums for so long (believing in vain that anyone even remembers him) followed by an insensitive comment pertaining to a fairly well-known RPG, which comment is blatantly designed to start an edition war.
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Random greeting from user who apologizes to everyone for being away from the forums for so long (believing in vain that anyone even remembers him) followed by an insensitive comment pertaining to a fairly well-known RPG, which comment is blatantly designed to start an edition war.
Friendly welcome followed by angry flame. Statement of conjectures about the financial well-being of various game publishers as fact. Explanation of why my edition's version of the Forgotten Realms is better than your edition's version of the Forgotten Realms. Overly simplified characterization of various editions using the following words and phrases: dumbed down, byzantine, grognard, WoW, elitist, childish, simulationist, hack-n-slash, casual gamer, hard-core gamer, DM prep time, PDFs, and asshat. Profanity-laden rant about how only one of severely diminished mental capacity would like said edition. Declaration that this will be the last post poster will make on these forums.
Smiley emoticon.
An insensitive remark meant for a previous unspecified poster, most likely to be taken personal by several posters who are not the target of the remark.
Overly simplified characterization of various editions using the following words and phrases: dumbed down, byzantine, grognard, WoW, elitist, childish, simulationist, hack-n-slash, casual gamer, hard-core gamer, DM prep time, PDFs, and asshat.
Angry combative response that unwittingly agrees with poster. Adds to the flame by mentioning GSLs, marketing failures, several cartoons, and debate about whether a certain boxed edition counts as an original edition.
An insensitive remark meant for a previous unspecified poster, most likely to be taken personal by several posters who are not the target of the remark.Response indicating that remark was taken personally and wrath has been earned.
Apology explaining that remark was not meant for said poster. Then an barely disguised flame about the poster making assumptions "stupidly."
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Apology explaining that remark was not meant for said poster. Then an barely disguised flame about the poster making assumptions "stupidly."An insensitive remark meant for a previous unspecified poster, most likely to be taken personal by several posters who are not the target of the remark.Response indicating that remark was taken personally and wrath has been earned.
Insult poorly veiled using hearsay reporting what someone else said about poster and claiming that this poster is not saying such things himself - merely reporting what others have said.
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Explanation of how prior conversation actually happened to show that poster is a hypocrite, but taking things out of context and adding bold font.
remark meant for poster, most likely to be taken personal by several posters.
Response indicating that remark was taken personally and wrath has been earned.
poster making assumptions "stupidly."
Claim that poster was lying then or is lying now.
Explanation of how prior conversation actually happened to show that poster is a hypocrite, but taking things out of context and adding bold font.
remark meant for poster, most likely to be taken personal by several posters.Response indicating that remark was taken personally and wrath has been earned.poster making assumptions "stupidly."Claim that poster was lying then or is lying now.
A point by point discussion about prior conversation, delineated down with a), b), c), and d). Unfortunately, said points follow no logical trail and thus lead both posters down a deeper hole of miscommunication and insults.
Poor attempt to lighten the mood by commiserating about the upcoming GI Joe movie.
A point by point discussion about prior conversation, delineated down with a), b), c), and d). Unfortunately, said points follow no logical trail and thus lead both posters down a deeper hole of miscommunication and insults.
In hopes to give said points logic after poster recognizes lack of the points' validity, points are put into a formula:
If a, then b.
b.
Therefore a.
If c>d, then a is true.
As a is true, then c>d.
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Response using profanity and vulgar speech to make bigoted, hateful, and racially insensitive statements regarding poster.
Statement of intent to continue defaming, abusing, stalking, harassing, and threatening the poster until he leaves Paizo FOREVER!
Statement advocating illegal activities, and expressing the intent to commit such illegal activities.
Direct and substantial quote from Jack Chick tract mashed together with patented computer code and trade secrets from a large software company, all of which were obtained through the breach of a non-disclosure agreement. Claim that the above works are the original creations of this poster, and that he will be using the phrase "I'm lovin' it" to denote his work.
Clever and witty additions to the previous poster's statements.
Response using profanity and vulgar speech to make bigoted, hateful, and racially insensitive statements regarding poster.
Statement of intent to continue defaming, abusing, stalking, harassing, and threatening the poster until he leaves Paizo FOREVER!
Nervous attempt to laugh off response as hyperbole. Makes sexist joke in hopes to create camaraderie. Explains that previous posts were all one big misunderstanding. Finishes off with, "I'm lovin' it," in pathetic try at solidarity.
Post bragging about last nights exploits at the local bar.
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Response using profanity and vulgar speech to make bigoted, hateful, and racially insensitive statements regarding poster.
Statement of intent to continue defaming, abusing, stalking, harassing, and threatening the poster until he leaves Paizo FOREVER!
Statement advocating illegal activities, and expressing the intent to commit such illegal activities.
Direct and substantial quote from Jack Chick tract mashed together with patented computer code and trade secrets from a large software company, all of which were obtained through the breach of a non-disclosure agreement. Claim that the above works are the original creations of this poster, and that he will be using the phrase "I'm lovin' it" to denote his work.
Banhammer.
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Banhammer.Response using profanity and vulgar speech to make bigoted, hateful, and racially insensitive statements regarding poster.
Statement of intent to continue defaming, abusing, stalking, harassing, and threatening the poster until he leaves Paizo FOREVER!
Statement advocating illegal activities, and expressing the intent to commit such illegal activities.
Direct and substantial quote from Jack Chick tract mashed together with patented computer code and trade secrets from a large software company, all of which were obtained through the breach of a non-disclosure agreement. Claim that the above works are the original creations of this poster, and that he will be using the phrase "I'm lovin' it" to denote his work.
Woot.
Banhammer.
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Banhammer.
Voices concern over use of strong arm tactics of board police and questioning the intelligence of the action, citing first amendment in misdirected effort to support banned member while admitting in a roundabout fashion as to never having read the offending post.
Calls board regulations antiquated and oppressive.
Makes references to internet policy in China.
Invokes Godwin's Law with comparisons.
Closes with random quote taken out of context to show support for banned member, when in fact the quote used in proper context supports moderator action.
Statement discouraging determination of control of the messagboards based on farcical aquatic ceremonies and watery tarts throwing swords at people. Call for action to come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Statement citing previous poster and urging everyone to follow his example and "Be Happy!!!!".
Statement advocating illegal activities, and expressing the intent to commit such illegal activities.Banhammer.
Post asserting poster had informed quoted poster of this eventuality months ago. Query regarding the continuation of 'loving it' now.
Threatens to leave this messageboard forever and burn all his Paizo books if this thread doesn't get back on track. Proceeds to flag off-track messages even from years ago.
Edit: Unwittingly flags own message that was made under an alias.
Threatens to leave this messageboard forever and burn all his Paizo books if this thread doesn't get back on track. Proceeds to flag off-track messages even from years ago.
Suggestion quoted poster get his/her/its life back on topic.