Henry Silva
was in
the awesomely awesome Ghost dog
with
Forest Whittaker
Forest Whitaker
in
the not-so-awesome Battlefield Earth
with
Barry Pepper
Barry Pepper
was the sniper in
Saving Private Ryan
with
Ted Danson
Ted Danson
was in
Getting even with dad
with
the Antichrist himself, Macaulay Culkin
Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Worse than Speed II, worse than Pearl Harbor and probably worse than Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the apes. Gack!
Macaulay Culkin
in
Party Monster (a truly disturbing film)
with
Brian "Marilyn Manson" Warner
Marilyn Manson
was also in
that bizarre David Lynch feature Lost Highway
with
Henry Rollins! Yah!
At least I think Manson was in it. And if he wasn't, he should have been.
Vattnisse wrote: At least I think Manson was in it. And if he wasn't, he should have been. He was.
Henry Rollins
in
Johnny Mnemonic
with
Keanu Reeves. Whoah.
Whoah indeed!
Keanu Reves
was in
Bill and Ted's bogus journey
with
Pam Grier
Pam Grier
in
MARS ATTACKS!
with
the inimitable Jack Black
Jack Black
was in
High fidelity
with
John Cusack. Tempting to go with Danish sweetie Iben Hjelje here, but I don't think she's been in any other English-language movies.
Great book, though I'm not really sure what to think of the movie. At least it had a decent soundtrack.
John Cusack
in
the mediocre 1408
with
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
was in
Shaft
with
Toni Colette
hmm dont know this one; its cheating to look it up right; can't place who this Toni is....
Toni Colette was in
Little Miss Sunshine with
Steve Carell
Steve Carell
was in
Evan Almighty
with
Morgan Freeman
Gack!
Also, Toni Collette played Cameron Diaz' "fat and ugly" sister in In her shoes, which kinda sums up everything that is wrong with Hollywood... :(
Morgan Freeman was in
Glory with
Matthew Broderick
Matthew Broderick
was in
The Freshman
with
Marlon Brando
Marlon Brando was in
The Island of Dr. Moreau with
Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer
was in
Heat
with
Robert de Niro
Robert De Niro was in
Taxi Driver with
Jody Foster,
and Harvey Keitel
I feel like I'm walking through a living hell.
Jodie Foster
was in
Silence of the lambs
with
Anthony Hopkins
Anthony Hopkins was in
Red Dragon with
Ed Norton
Edward Norton
was in
American History X
with
Elliott Gould
Elliot Gould was in
Oceans 11 with
George Clooney
George Clooney
in
Batman and Robin (NnnNgh!)
with
Jim Carrey
Sean Bean
in
Silent Hill
with
Radha Mitchell
Huh? Did a post disappear somewhere? To keep the chain intact, I'll go with Mr. Shiny's post.
Jim Carrey
was in
The cable guy
with
Andy Dick
A movie that stunk so bad, only a troglodyte would enjoy it. Gack!
Yeux... what the hell?
Andy Dick
was in
In the Army Now
with Oh! Should I say it?!?
PAULY SHORE!!! HAHAHAHA!
Now we must slowly reconnect the divergent paths. I'll start.
Radha Mitchell
in
Pitch Black
with
Keith David
Keith David
was in
the ridiculously entertaining Transporter 2
with
Jason Statham
I don't think anything in this movie made any sense. But who cares?
Now to bring in Pauly...
Pauly Shore
in
BioDome
with
Stephen Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin was in
The Usual Suspects with
Kevin Spacy
Son of Movie Star Word Game... and sorry about that, Yeux.
Jason Statham
in
The Italian Job
with
Marky Mark
That WAS Jason in that movie, right? Don't want to accidentally screw up. And why does he always play car drivers?
Ack! Attack of the Post Eater! Swear to Pelor, Shiny said Sean Bean in LOTR. ^^;
Marky Mark
in
Boogie NIghts
with
Heather Graham
Kevin Spacey
was in
L.A. Confidential
with
Danny DeVito
Heather Graham and Danny DeVito
in
Twins
with
AAAh-nold "Get in de choppa now!" SchVAARTzenegger
Now the two divergent paths have now, um, converged, we continue with our regular programming.
Ah-nohld
was in
The last action hero
with
Ian McKellen
Ian McKellan
was in
The DaVinci Code
with, one of the few good things France has came out with since Napoleon,
Jean Reno
Jean Reno
was in
Godzilla
with
Mathew Broderick
I really loved that movie as a youngin'
Matthew Broderick's voice
was in
The lion king
with
the voice of Jeremy Irons
Must...resist...urge...to...mention...Dungeons & Dragons
Jeremy Irons
was in that complete Star Wars ripoff
Eragon
With
John Malkovich
John Malkovich was in
Dangerous Liaisons with
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
was in
Batman & Robin
probably the worst movie I have ever seen
with
Chris O'Donnell
Chris O'donnell was in
Scent of a Woman wit'
Al Pacino
HUA!
Al "never take sides against the family" Pacino
in
The Devil's Advocate
with
Keanu "whoah" Reeves
Keanu Reeves was in
The River's Edge with
Crispin Glover
Crispin Glover
was in
Charlie's Angels
with
Sam Rockwell
Sam "I'm just crewman #6" Rockwell
in
The Green Mile
with
Michael Clarke Duncan
Michael Clarke Duncan was in
Planet of the Apes wit'
Marky Mark
Marky Mark
in
the not-so-funky "Rock Star"
with
Jennifer "I love kung-fu" Aniston
Speaking of Rock Star, have you heard that Tim Owens is the new frontman of Iced Earth?
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