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		   Henry Silva
was in
 the awesomely awesome Ghost dog
 with
 Forest Whittaker
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Forest Whitaker
in
 the not-so-awesome Battlefield Earth
 with
 Barry Pepper
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Barry Pepper
was the sniper in
 Saving Private Ryan
 with
 Ted Danson
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Ted Danson
was in
 Getting even with dad
 with
 the Antichrist himself, Macaulay Culkin
 Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Worse than Speed II, worse than Pearl Harbor and probably worse than Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the apes. Gack! 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Macaulay Culkin
in
 Party Monster (a truly disturbing film)
 with
 Brian "Marilyn Manson" Warner
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Marilyn Manson
was also in
 that bizarre David Lynch feature Lost Highway
 with
 Henry Rollins! Yah!
 At least I think Manson was in it. And if he wasn't, he should have been. 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Vattnisse wrote: At least I think Manson was in it. And if he wasn't, he should have been.  He was.
 Henry Rollins
in
 Johnny Mnemonic
 with
 Keanu Reeves.  Whoah.
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Whoah indeed! Keanu Reves
was in
 Bill and Ted's bogus journey
 with
 Pam Grier
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Pam Grier
in
 MARS ATTACKS!
 with
 the inimitable Jack Black
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Jack Black
was in
 High fidelity
 with
 John Cusack. Tempting to go with Danish sweetie Iben Hjelje here, but I don't think she's been in any other English-language movies.
 Great book, though I'm not really sure what to think of the movie. At least it had a decent soundtrack. 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   John Cusack
in
 the mediocre 1408
 with
 Samuel L. Jackson
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Samuel L. Jackson
was in
 Shaft
 with
 Toni Colette
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   hmm dont know this one; its cheating to look it up right; can't place who this Toni is.... 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Toni Colette was in
Little Miss Sunshine with
 Steve Carell
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Steve Carell
was in
 Evan Almighty
 with
 Morgan Freeman
 Gack! Also, Toni Collette played Cameron Diaz' "fat and ugly" sister in In her shoes, which kinda sums up everything that is wrong with Hollywood... :( 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Morgan Freeman was in
Glory with
 Matthew Broderick
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Matthew Broderick
was in
 The Freshman
 with
 Marlon Brando
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Marlon Brando was in
The Island of Dr. Moreau with
 Val Kilmer
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Val Kilmer
was in
 Heat
 with
 Robert de Niro
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Robert De Niro was in
Taxi Driver with
 Jody Foster,
 and Harvey Keitel
 I feel like I'm walking through a living hell.
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Jodie Foster
was in
 Silence of the lambs
 with
 Anthony Hopkins
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Anthony Hopkins was in
Red Dragon with
 Ed Norton
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Edward Norton
was in
 American History X
 with
 Elliott Gould
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Elliot Gould was in
Oceans 11 with
 George Clooney
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   George Clooney
in
 Batman and Robin (NnnNgh!)
 with
 Jim Carrey
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Sean Bean
in
 Silent Hill
 with
 Radha Mitchell
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Huh? Did a post disappear somewhere? To keep the chain intact, I'll go with Mr. Shiny's post. Jim Carrey 
was in
 The cable guy
 with
 Andy Dick
 A movie that stunk so bad, only a troglodyte would enjoy it. Gack! 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Yeux... what the hell? Andy Dick
was in
 In the Army Now
 with Oh! Should I say it?!?
 PAULY SHORE!!! HAHAHAHA!
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Now we must slowly reconnect the divergent paths.  I'll start. Radha Mitchell
in
 Pitch Black
 with
 Keith David
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Keith David
was in
 the ridiculously entertaining Transporter 2
 with
 Jason Statham
 I don't think anything in this movie made any sense. But who cares? 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Now to bring in Pauly... Pauly Shore
in
 BioDome
 with
 Stephen Baldwin
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Stephen Baldwin was in
The Usual Suspects with
 Kevin Spacy
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Son of Movie Star Word Game... and sorry about that, Yeux. Jason Statham
in
 The Italian Job
 with
 Marky Mark
 That WAS Jason in that movie, right? Don't want to accidentally screw up. And why does he always play car drivers? 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Ack! Attack of the Post Eater! Swear to Pelor, Shiny said Sean Bean in LOTR. ^^; Marky Mark
in
 Boogie NIghts
 with
 Heather Graham
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Kevin Spacey
was in
 L.A. Confidential
 with
 Danny DeVito
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Heather Graham and Danny DeVito
in
 Twins
 with
 AAAh-nold "Get in de choppa now!" SchVAARTzenegger
 Now the two divergent paths have now, um, converged, we continue with our regular programming. 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Ah-nohld
was in
 The last action hero
 with
 Ian McKellen
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Ian McKellan
was in
 The DaVinci Code
 with, one of the few good things France has came out with since Napoleon,
 Jean Reno
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Jean Reno
was in
 Godzilla
 with
 Mathew Broderick
 I really loved that movie as a youngin' 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Matthew Broderick's voice
was in
 The lion king
 with
 the voice of Jeremy Irons
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Must...resist...urge...to...mention...Dungeons & Dragons
Jeremy Irons
 was in that complete Star Wars ripoff
 Eragon
 With
 John Malkovich
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   John Malkovich was in
Dangerous Liaisons with
 Uma Thurman
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Uma Thurman
was in
 Batman & Robin
 probably the worst movie I have ever seen
 with
 Chris O'Donnell
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Chris O'donnell was in
Scent of a Woman wit'
 Al Pacino
 HUA! 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Al "never take sides against the family" Pacino
in
 The Devil's Advocate
 with
 Keanu "whoah" Reeves
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Keanu Reeves was in
The River's Edge with
 Crispin Glover
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Crispin Glover
was in
 Charlie's Angels
 with
 Sam Rockwell
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Sam "I'm just crewman #6" Rockwell
in
 The Green Mile
 with
 Michael Clarke Duncan
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Michael Clarke Duncan was in
Planet of the Apes wit'
 Marky Mark
 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Marky Mark 
in
 the not-so-funky "Rock Star"
 with
 Jennifer "I love kung-fu" Aniston
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