Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

OF COURSE that has political implications! See those beautiful, black-clad incubi? Hear those shrieking electric guitars? THAT THAR'S SATAN'S MUSIC!

Speaking of which, here's fire, sorcery, damnation, heresy, paganism, underworld dalliances, foreignness, necromancy, violence, slang, alcohol, and ROLEPLAYING - all under one roof!

Smoldering Corpse Bar

Mark Morgan and Richard Band

[ImperialSunlight]

Moonchild

King Crimson

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Knights of the Round Table

Monty Python

[Vattnisse]

Moonchild

Iron Maiden

Not a cover of the King Crimson song.

[Readerbreeder]

Thanks, Vattnisse and Hiding, for letting me ramble a bit earlier. The world would be a much better place if more people could sit down and respectfully exchange points of view and ideas...

I Love Rock and Roll

Joan Jett and The Blackhearts

There is also a cover I recently discovered by an artist who shall remain nameless here (at least for now)... some things you cannot unsee...

[drunken_nomad]

Burn M#*!&&&%@~&# Burn

Five Finger Death Punch

Rockfest '14 was an amazing mess of 55000 people getting both sunburned and muddy as hell in a 12-hour, 15-band marathon. Korn, Five Finger Death Punch, Staind, Killswitch Engage, Steel Panther, Black Label Society, Pop Evil, Adelita’s Way, Escape the Fate, Soil, the Pretty Reckless, Heaven’s Basement, Eve to Adam, Nothing More, Syn City Cowboys.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Final Zone

Masato Nakamura

[Vattnisse]

Nostradamus

Judas Priest

This album is cheesy as hell, but I still like it.

Readerbreeder wrote:

There is also a cover I recently discovered by an artist who shall remain nameless here (at least for now)... some things you cannot unsee...

I have seen the movie. It was... not good.

[KnightFever]

Jealous Guy

LB

[ImperialSunlight]

Lion King Caineghis

Yuka Tsujiyoko, and various others.

[Vattnisse]

Take Hold Of The Flame

Queensrÿche

[ImperialSunlight]

Question

System of a Down

[Readerbreeder]

Stayin' Alive

Bee Gees

[Vattnisse]

Gold

Spandau Ballet

The hair. The suits. That drumkit.

[KnightFever]

Shakin' All Over

Johnny Kidd & The Pirates

[Readerbreeder]

Point of No Return

Expose

[drunken_nomad]

Enemies

The Delfonics

[Vattnisse]

Dirt

Alice In Chains

This album, assorted Weird Al Yankovic, and Darkthrone's Soulside Journey, of all things, comprised our Army days soundtrack. It was a weird year.

[KnightFever]

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Joe Tex

Pure disco...

[ImperialSunlight]

Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow)

Coheed and Cambria

[Vattnisse]

Cold Hearted

Paula Abdul

[Readerbreeder]

Anchorage

Marian Call

Sounds better when not recorded on a phone, but you have to love a song with Shepherd Book references.

[drunken_nomad]

Moonlite Dreams

Tiger Army

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Thankful Heart

Michael Caine

[drunken_nomad]

Moonlighting Theme

Al Jarreau

[Vattnisse]

All By Myself

the (already plenty bad) original is by Eric Carmen, but for maximum badosity we'll go with the Celine Dion version here

[Readerbreeder]

In response to Vattnisse's posting of an abomination of an abomination... maximum badosity indeed...

Don't Do Me Like That

Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

[Vattnisse]

Honey

Bobby Goldsboro

Staying on the abomination track... This is quite possibly the worst song ever written, making it perfect for unctuous schlockmeister Goldsboro ("Watching Scotty Grow" is almost as bad). Dave Barry once observed that the only way to redeem this song is to assume that the angels that come for Honey are the Hell's Angels, and he's right.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

God Save the Queen (British Commonwealth National Anthem)

Henry Carey

[drunken_nomad]

Head Up High

Firewind

[Vattnisse]

Fireball

Deep Purple

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dragon Theme from Gauntlet: Dark Legacy

Joe Lyford

[drunken_nomad]

Lords of Chaos

Symphony X

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sorceress Theme from Heroes of Might and Magic I

Paul Romero and Rob King

[Shane Gifford]

Party Rock Anthem

LMFAO

[drunken_nomad]

Logical Song

Mindless Self Indulgence covering Supertramp

[Shane Gifford]

Move Your Body

Eiffel 65

[KnightFever]

Ebony Blaze

Roy Ayers

[Vattnisse]

A National Acrobat

Black Sabbath

[Readerbreeder]

Bang Your Head

Quiet Riot

[drunken_nomad]

Questions 67 & 68

Chicago Transit Authority

[Vattnisse]

Call The Man

Pentagram

[KnightFever]

Paint It, Black

The Rolling Stones

[Vattnisse]

Strange Ways

Ace Of Base

[Readerbreeder]

As The End Draws Near

Manufacture feat. Sarah McLachlan

[ImperialSunlight]

The Mighty Ride of the Firelord

Rhapsody of Fire

[Vattnisse]

Did Rhapsody change their name? Wasn't just plain Rhapsody epically epic enough?

Run Runaway

Slade

[Readerbreeder]

Superfly

Curtis Mayfield

[Vattnisse]

Caught Somewhere In Time

Iron Maiden

The Norwegian leg of Somewhere On Tour was my first concert, and this was the opener. It remains one of my fave Maiden tracks.

[ImperialSunlight]

Apparently Rhapsody was trademarked or something, so they had to change it. Though at the time of Dawn of Victory, they were still Rhapsody.

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

Panic! at the Disco