Two pairs of dusty shoes.
a pair of tickets for the 12:05 AM showing of Indy 4
And a parched midge in a bear's 'C'.
And a parched midge in a bear's 'C'.
Partridge in a... oh forget about it. That's the last time I shove a small thirsty man up the birth canal of a predator for your depraved pleasures.
The internet needs a laughtrack.
I'd be far funnier with canned laughter, to be sure.
I cannot help but to detect laugh tracks and when I point them out the others, they can suddenly hear them as well, and in so focusing, it becomes almost impossible to enjoy the show.
I need to keep my suffering to myself.
There's that for The List: Rone's suffering over laugh tracks.
a pair of tickets for the 12:05 AM showing of Indy 4
a sad joke...
PS Rone, loved what you did (took a couple of reads that night, but I got it). Just couldnt think of the next step there.
A printout of the second wave of indulgences, written in KISS blood.
A box of Jack Chick pamphlets.
The Chick Tract about Kruelaid.
GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
one truant kobold
one arrow stuck in Kruelaid's ass.
one crappy archer with a big thirst
Strontium
Scrotium 288
The new miracle metal.
a hidden starter pistol
What feels like a hidden starter pistol.
fresh fish
hotdogs and doughnuts
Sea cucumbers and giant oysters hinged ajar.
trains and tunnels
an abandoned railway station
can of spray paint
handcuffs and billyclubs
Barrel-thick pythons and yawning caves, ceiling damp with morning dew.
A one track, yet metaphorically skilled, mind
Two turntables and a microphone.
lady painters
And those who paint ladies.
the opening credits from "Goldfinger."
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, Loni Anderson as Jennifer Marlowe, and Erin Gray as Col. Wilma Deering.........
heh. you said 'hard'. heh heh heh
Oprah Winfrey as Sofia in The Color Purple.
Oprah Winfrey as a purple sofa.
Barney
A psychopathic paleontologist
The Yellow Wiggle