CNN just reported Larry Flynt has the Wand of Orcus and was last seen entering the sewers beneath Chicago on his wheel chair cackling madly.....
It means undead crack hookers in Hustler.
Now that Jerry Falwell is gone, Flynt can finally enact his horrible plans. Can't say that there isn't part of me that's thrilled.
Now that Jerry Falwell is gone, Flynt can finally enact his horrible plans. Can't say that there isn't part of me that's thrilled.
He just needs to insert the wand into Falwell and BINGO!
from Falwell to Welfallen
He was quoted saying(The wand was tucked by his neck, with the skull snuggled in to his cheek he looked dead into the camera and from the corner of his mouth he said. "It's on" then laughed and gargled on words not english.
I think that picture's doctored.
Possibly.
I could do a better job than that! Don't tell me you didn't bother going on the WotC website and looking at the Wand of Orcus picture (although I hesitate to mention them in here, lest it provoke and summon the awesome power of their penny-pinching). You could even have just cut-and-pasted the picture. It would have looked much better.
I think that picture's doctored.Possibly.I could do a better job than that! Don't tell me you didn't bother going on the WotC website and looking at the Wand of Orcus picture (although I hesitate to mention them in here, lest it provoke and summon the awesome power of their penny-pinching). You could even have just cut-and-pasted the picture. It would have looked much better.
OK
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I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*
