everyone must consume twelve cervezas everyday, leading
came that El Presidente found them out.
He sent in a crack team of
robots disguised as circus folk.
BeardedLadytron 5000 was programmed to kill the
robotic carnies by El Guapo's German scientists.
Those ex-Nazi brains in tanks sure know
used to, because they've never stopped experimenting.
Of course, their life is a hellish
and infrequent changes to their nutrient fluid.
Their brains float in their own filth.
took one look at a Koala and
strapped some eucalyptus on, forgetting koalas sleep
with loaded 357 magnum's under their pillows.
After a kerfuffle, the Aussie and the
capture both El Guapo and El Presidente.
The koalas led the Blitzkreig, in tanks
with controls designed for two-thumbed hands.
Koalas being natural tank operators had no
exploding pie launchers. These were uniquely effective
El Guapo's cavalry. Grinding the tracks over
the hedges of many small villages. Soon
they came upon El Guapo's Lair and
found the bandit leader weeping bitterly over
the loss of his prized hedges. The
man stared into the koala army's faces
and a terrible wrath began to grow
. He dried his face and shouted to
Meanwhile, El Presidente watched the approaching army
with a mixture of dread and arousal
for at the head of that army
there was a figure clad in lace
it was none other than Lady Firechest.
Jets of flame licked along the curve
of her blade as she held it
high signalling the army to advance. The
pizza pie for she was in love
Ahem. In love with El Presidente but
El Guapo, in turn, was
longing for his gardener, Consuela. Sadly, though