GreatBigHug.com", where dozens of people celebrate the
moments of their lives with lowered expectations.
Meanwhile, the computer nerd, covered in gooey
vanilla frosting, was trying to decide who
to pwn on the internets. He studied
the options, then began a flame war
to waste bandwidth and precious CPU processing
which could have been used for CETI
Treppa wrote: which could have been used for CETI to find extra terrestrial life on Mars.
Upper management was forced to cut funding
for the space station's habitat module, so
everyone living in it perished horribly. Inevitably,
NASA sent more astronauts and found corpses
covered in delicious country gravy. Another ship
docked along side it and opened their
powdered beer and artificially grown peanuts while
their warp coil blew and killed several
Sectoid invaders on the way from Mars
to the International Space Station for some
kinda outer space luau. Good times. Good
rhymes were spoken by the eclectic space
group, Doctor Funkopolis and the Drone Clones.
Some martians did cause problems when they
asked the band to play "Freebird" and
"Flashlight" in a mashup. Neighbors called the
interstellar police, who quickly arrived and shut
the airlock after a bout of decompression
had wiped out a gaggle of tourists
and one poor janitor who was in
the wrong place at the wrong time.
The janitor was immortalized with a statue
made of recycled tissue and left over
fecal matter, but it exploded when the
Olson twins won an Academy Award for
best nude actresses in a porno film.
Though only visible for 1 frame, that
appearance forever tarnished their reputations. "What reputations?
We don't need no stinking reputations!" screamed
the entire cast of That's So Raven.
The cast was then attacked by a
gaggle of nurses wielding torches and pitchforks.
"We need to find some better sausages
so lets go to Columbia!" The trek
down south was marred by too much
raunchy Japanese pornography, and many brave souls
who fell into the River Styx when
it overflowed its banks were thankful that
the "midget memory" was eradicated, but wish
that they would have had a beer.
There was no beer in South America,
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